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crocty at 3:19PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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Lol maybe this time Niccea can keep good on her campaign promise to keep the off topic'ing to a minimum, given she'll be running it. That and the dead talking.
Off topicking isn't that bad, honestly.
But dead-talking is inexcusable. ):< If you're dead, no bloody typing.
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Vakanai at 3:20PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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vakani if you want to fight seriously go to the ‘townston?’ forum through the comic ‘the drunkduck mafia’. If this is political keep going.
Purely political. Plus I'm multitasking, so sticking to one thread is preferable at the moment.
But why fight? Only one can be mayor, true. But there's also the ViceMayor…er, Pardoner. I say we put up a Vak/Waff ticket and start campaigning! Those one ticket competitors won't know what hit them!
Whaddya say?
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Niccea at 3:36PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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Lol maybe this time Niccea can keep good on her campaign promise to keep the off topic'ing to a minimum, given she'll be running it. That and the dead talking.
Off topicking isn't that bad, honestly.
But dead-talking is inexcusable. ):< If you're dead, no bloody typing.


Actually. Off topicing was minimal last game. Trust me. It has been worse.
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waff at 3:47PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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vakani if you want to fight seriously go to the ‘townston?’ forum through the comic ‘the drunkduck mafia’. If this is political keep going.
Purely political. Plus I'm multitasking, so sticking to one thread is preferable at the moment.
But why fight? Only one can be mayor, true. But there's also the ViceMayor…er, Pardoner. I say we put up a Vak/Waff ticket and start campaigning! Those one ticket competitors won't know what hit them!
Whaddya say?
I say? I say we shall blow voters socks off and become mayor and pardoner, vakani and waff, together.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 3:57PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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Vak? Vak?
What the hell is a Vak anyway?
I'm not just going to beat you in the election Vak, I'm going to beat you in a rap battle….8 mile style!

Yo…yo…word!
Listen up, I'm calling out this chum vak
you and yo homies better get back
or your gunna feel the main attack!
your gunna realise that your campaign is all whack,
when harkovast comes and lays down the smack!

I role with all the ladies in pimpmobile
I'm teaching wannabes how to keep it real
I got my got my glock and its yo ass I'm gunna blast
Unless you come to yo senses and vote for the VAST!

Peace out!

Vote Vast
Waff wants to vote for me, he just doesn't know how to express it!


For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Vakanai at 4:28PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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I say? I say we shall blow voters socks off and become mayor and pardoner, vakani and waff, together.
Yay! We got a ticket!
Why bother with the rest, go with the ticket that's the best! Vote Vak/Waff!
harkovast
Vak? Vak?
What the hell is a Vak anyway?
I'm not just going to beat you in the election Vak, I'm going to beat you in a rap battle….8 mile style!
Well, as long as I get the election, you may have the rap battle my friend.
And a Vak is a nickname for a Vakanai. Of which there's only one.
Because I'm the only one!
God I loved that Tigger song.
How have you been anyways Hark? Don't worry, I'm sure you will mayor one day. Just not this time. Maybe next game.

Someone
Yo…yo…word!
Listen up, I'm calling out this chum vak
Aw, you're my chum too, chum.

Someone
you and yo homies better get back
or your gunna feel the main attack!
your gunna realise that your campaign is all whack,
when harkovast comes and lays down the smack!
Whack? That sounds more like a mafia phrase then a mayor's word.
You sure you wouldn't feel more comfortable running for godfather?
Someone
I role with all the ladies in pimpmobile
I'm teaching wannabes how to keep it real
I got my got my glock and its yo ass I'm gunna blast
Unless you come to yo senses and vote for the VAST!

You're holding a glock to your constituents?
Not the wisest of campaign moves.
And why does ‘vote for the vast’ make me think of piracy?
Vast, ahoy mateys!
Ah, that's why.

Someone
Peace out!

I believe peace is very much in style these days.
Except for the mob. Peace goes out when dealing with them.

Someone
Vote Vast
Vote vast for best ship part!
But vote Vak/Waff as your best Mayor and Pardoner team!
Someone
Waff wants to vote for me, he just doesn't know how to express it!
Perhaps in a rap? I have not heard a good rap in ages it seems.
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Ochitsukanai at 6:29PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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If memory serves me right, every mayoral candidate has the opportunity to get a bonus vote if they pony up a neat campaign poster…

And frankly, I'll be impressed by anyone sporting a bow tie during this round. Moustaches are all fine and good, of course, but they're SOOOO Game 2.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Niccea at 6:44PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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If memory serves me right, every mayoral candidate has the opportunity to get a bonus vote if they pony up a neat campaign poster…

And frankly, I'll be impressed by anyone sporting a bow tie during this round. Moustaches are all fine and good, of course, but they're SOOOO Game 2.
Trying to set another trend, Ochi? Snap…left my bow tie at home.
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cool guy at 7:16PM, Feb. 27, 2009
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OMG!!!!! It's my first time playing Mafia!!!!!LOL Can't wait.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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gullas at 2:49AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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I've played as the paranoid and a ordinary citizen… I wonder at role I'll get now…
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waff at 4:12AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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I'm banking that I'll be either mafia,serial killer or random.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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crocty at 4:13AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Niccea at 5:30AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.
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harkovast at 5:59AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Vak I really want to answer the points raised in your…… last post….. but….

Zzzzzzz

……sorry I just dozed off again thinking about it.

Vak your speach gave a point by point break down of why, with you as mayor, the citizens will sleep soundly in their beds….
And soundly in the streets….
In fact they will fall asleep soundly pretty much anywhere you start talking!

With me as mayor there is no threat of sleep!

You name an issue….I'M AGAINST IT!

You name a minority….I'M OPPRESSING THEM!

You name a freedom….I'LL KICK IT'S ASS!

Freedom of speach is about to get replaced with freedom to shut up and do as I say or you get sent to a secret detention center!

My supporters will get to go surf boarding, my detractors are going to go water boarding!

Vak, you just aren't down with da kids like I am. The Vast is hip to the now! I'm a happening groovy cat with a terminal case of disco fever!
Do you want old man Vak, plodding around in his slippers, incontinence bag hanging at his side, his dentures rattling all over the place as your leader? Hes not just a has-been, hes a never-was-been (that's one of mine, pretty snappy huh?)
Go back to the 1930's grandpa!

The young people are here, and we are blowing stuff up in a psychodelic love van of the apocalypse!

BOOYAH!

Did you see that, Vak? That happened! That was real! That's now a part of the collective history of the human race!

VOTE VAST

Because who ever you vote for, you are all DOOMED! DOOOOOOMMMMMED!




For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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crocty at 5:59AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.
Hey! So does mi–I mean, so did mine, when I was in the mafia, but I'm reformed now!
>_>
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Niccea at 6:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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crocty
Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.
Hey! So does mi–I mean, so did mine, when I was in the mafia, but I'm reformed now!
>_>
I reformed but I kept the hat. It is adorable.
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crocty at 6:03AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Niccea
crocty
Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.
Hey! So does mi–I mean, so did mine, when I was in the mafia, but I'm reformed now!
>_>
I reformed but I kept the hat. It is adorable.
:O! I kept the swords. They're good for stabbing townies.

I mean..

…Yeah, I meant that…
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NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
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harkovast at 6:15AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Crotcy, vote me as mayor!
I support your right to carry murderous swords!
I am all in favour off the right to bare arms!
I favour the right to bare everything in public!

I'm going to make it illegal NOT to carry a big sword, especially if you are drunk or operating heavy machinery!

VOTE VAST!

Because a sword in your hand, is worth two in your tush!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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waff at 6:37AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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harkovast in a purely political sense, I'm going to put on this massivly horned viking helmet and stab you through the face and torso. *puts on a massivley spiked viking helmet and charges harkovast head down, stabbing him through the face and torso*
-edit-
vote vakani and waff
we take action

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 6:51AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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It is funny. Being the GM I already know what everyone's roles are. (Unless someone new signs up in the next 11 hours.) So, while everyone is speculating what roles they are getting, I'm laughing my ass off saying, “They have no idea.”
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crocty at 7:12AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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I'm a detective.
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waff at 7:14AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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how can you tell

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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crocty at 7:28AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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I can't.
I just guessed, I doubt I'm right. But I knew that if I was right, Niccea would have a heart attack wondering how I guessed it. :P
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Niccea at 7:30AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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I can't.
I just guessed, I doubt I'm right. But I knew that if I was right, Niccea would have a heart attack wondering how I guessed it. :P
I have no heart. So heart attacks are impossible. ^^. I'm also going good at being stoic since hah hah hah! You can't see me! I have to worst poker face in the world! I totally suck at this game IRL because I'm giggling the whole time if I get a role.
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crocty at 7:33AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Drat! Foiled again!
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harkovast at 8:35AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Waff that's some pretty nifty political strategy, I'll give you that, oddly familiar some how…
But if you are going to use Harkovast plans, why not get with the Harkovast team? Ditch that political dead weight you call Vak!
He's like a lead weight, tied to an anvil, swallowed by an albatross and super glued to a lemming!

As mayor I promise you a lovely new cardboard box, a who shopping trolley full of rubbish you can push around while shouting crazily at people AND all the moonshine your liver can handle (and a lot more after that!)

Some people are worried about the economy and about getting jobs. Well don't panic! With me as mayor I will make sure the evil of the economy will be destroyed once and for all! You will never have to fear getting a job ever again! The economy has failed me for the last time….

Then I am going to blow the crap out of the environment….

Come over to the vast side, it is your destiny!

VOTE VAST!
Because it has one more letter then Vak and six times as much AWESOME!




For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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cool guy at 11:52AM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Being the Mayor must be awesome (It's the only description I read, lol)
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waff at 12:37PM, Feb. 28, 2009
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then I suggest you read the rest of the roles then coolguy

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 2:05PM, Feb. 28, 2009
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then I suggest you read the rest of the roles then coolguy
I highly suggest it since you have to sway to populace to become mayor/pardoner. All the other roles are randomly assigned.
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crocty at 2:14PM, Feb. 28, 2009
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Yeah uhh, not knowing what the roles do can mean that you will have no idea what to do…
o_o
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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