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Aghammer at 5:16PM, June 12, 2009
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I agree, if the captain is tested and comes back as Local, we need to assume they are dinosaur and respond accordingly!

harkovast
REMEMBER!
Dont run for captain if you are a local!
If a local runs we have no way of testing if you are a real local or the T-Rex!
Please only run if you have a special role!

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harkovast at 5:22PM, June 12, 2009
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I trust waff right now.
I believe he is on the level and we should all vote for him!
Failure to vote for him will cause you to be used as sacrifice to the volcano god.
Since we have yet to find a volcano, I will have to sacrifice you to the river god instead.
Basically this involves you getting in a leaky canoe and the rest of us throwing bricks at you.

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crocty at 5:27PM, June 12, 2009
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Aghammer
Admin?? Crocty??? Good God, wouldn't that be scary!!
I would edit everyones posts to say rude things, like “Bum!” or “Willy!” and perhaps even “Poop!”
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harkovast at 5:30PM, June 12, 2009
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Crocty wouldn't stare start editing out posts with that sort of childish BUM BUM BIG POOP PANTS

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Product Placement at 5:33PM, June 12, 2009
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I thought this game wasn't gonna start until Monday.

Oh well. You snooze, you loose.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:35PM, June 12, 2009
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Well I'm running again but cause I have the late start it dosn't look good D:<

Okay heres my reason why. I've never been it for 5 games and I really want to be. That was good enough to get Baron elected awhile back.


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therealtj at 5:42PM, June 12, 2009
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crocty
Aghammer
Admin?? Crocty??? Good God, wouldn't that be scary!!
I would edit everyones posts to say rude things, like “Bum!” or “Willy!” and perhaps even “Poop!”

Bum, willy, poop!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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crocty at 5:47PM, June 12, 2009
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I thought this game wasn't gonna start until Monday.

Oh well. You snooze, you loose.
That was because Bocaj was going to be busy, but he said that we could start before then, and seeing as though the first two nights aren't really active nights, I figured we might as well start.


Also you people are silly.
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harkovast at 5:50PM, June 12, 2009
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Silly and damn proud of it!

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Hakoshen at 5:52PM, June 12, 2009
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Well time for plan B.

How will Hakoshen's nefarious plot get him killed this time? Tune in and see!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 5:55PM, June 12, 2009
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I say hakoshen will you pass me some of that sponge cake that is most certainly not made from C-4?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 6:00PM, June 12, 2009
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!

This is gonna be the riskiest thing I've ever done in this game. I'm about to reveal my identity and if unsuccessful, I'll be dead by the end of next night.

To many times have we've been faced with the problem of a Godfather/mother, agent leader or T-rex butting into our election. Why is that bad? Well because of this:
Rulebook
Fossils: The T-Rex doesn't exist! Of course he doesn't, he's just a bunch of bones, thinking he exists is reckless and foolhardy! The T-Rex will appear as a regular Local to the Scientist. Also, he can't be killed by the Hunter as long as this power is in effect. (After all, how can you kill a pile of bones? Unless you get a Raccoon suit, you're gonna have some issues)
A standard move made by the Scientist is to investigate the Captain to see if he's a dinosaur or not. Since the T-Rex can hide his identity from him, there's no way of knowing if any locals running are dinos or not.

I am the Scientist. Crocty informed me that I was allowed to do a background check before the end of this election. I did a background check on Waff and he came out local. Thus he could be the T-Rex. Putting your trust in him could be damaging to our goals.

In order to put out this important information, I've made myself an important target for the dinos. The Scientist is a priority target that they normally get rid of since he has the ability to clear names of people or confirm their guilt. Therefore I'm gonna try and run for election and hope to get at least the First mate role so that I'm protected by bodyguards. I sincerely hope that you'll help me out in weeding out these devious reptilians.

Vote Product Placement for Captain… or First Mate.
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DarthVaderS1999 at 6:03PM, June 12, 2009
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!

This is gonna be the riskiest thing I've ever done in this game. I'm about to reveal my identity and if unsuccessful, I'll be dead by the end of next night.

To many times have we've been faced with the problem of a Godfather/mother, agent leader or T-rex butting into our election. Why is that bad? Well because of this:
Rulebook
Fossils: The T-Rex doesn't exist! Of course he doesn't, he's just a bunch of bones, thinking he exists is reckless and foolhardy! The T-Rex will appear as a regular Local to the Scientist. Also, he can't be killed by the Hunter as long as this power is in effect. (After all, how can you kill a pile of bones? Unless you get a Raccoon suit, you're gonna have some issues)
A standard move made by the Scientist is to investigate the Captain to see if he's a dinosaur or not. Since the T-Rex can hide his identity from him, there's no way of knowing if any locals running are dinos or not.

I am the Scientist. Crocty informed me that I was allowed to do a background check before the end of this election. I did a background check on Waff and he came out local. Thus he could be the T-Rex. Putting your trust in him could be damaging to our goals.

In order to put out this important information, I've made myself an important target for the dinos. The Scientist is a priority target that they normally get rid of since he has the ability to clear names of people or confirm their guilt. Therefore I'm gonna try and run for election and hope to get at least the First mate role so that I'm protected by bodyguards. I sincerely hope that you'll help me out in weeding out these devious reptilians.

Vote Product Placement for Captain… or First Mate.

Good job blowing your cover. ._.
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Product Placement at 6:06PM, June 12, 2009
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It's not so much blowing it when you're publicly admitting it. I understand that this will probably get me killed early on but if people are willing to put their trust in me, then I will be able to publicly discuss my findings with you while being protected by bodyguards.

Scientists are smart. Therefore it's logical to have them running things.


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kitty17 at 6:10PM, June 12, 2009
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I voted Waff cuz he asked before anyone else did, but I'm having second thoughts now D:

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crocty at 6:17PM, June 12, 2009
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Very interesting.
I eagerly await the massive surge in people changing their votes.
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waff at 6:22PM, June 12, 2009
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I am hand-on-heart a local. If you do not believe me ask the librarian or harkovast.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:25PM, June 12, 2009
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I know I wasn't the first to ask for many of your votes but I did say please and I do not want to lose my title. Its all I have X3.

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humorman at 6:25PM, June 12, 2009
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Product Placement is on the right track.

Once again, we have someone getting an insanely large amount of votes and he hasn't even provided a strategy. This is how skoolmunkee got into office the first game.

I highly advise you all to rethink your votes.

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ParkerFarker at 6:30PM, June 12, 2009
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hmmm, Waff, I don't trust you to be my captain, or should I? am I a dino? am I a human? Are you a dino or a human? If you are a dino, should I stick to my vote? if you are a human, should I stick with my vote? am I a dino? or am I human?

I just basically wanted to confuse everyone. mission accomplished?

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement at 6:33PM, June 12, 2009
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waff
I am hand-on-heart a local.
The fact that you're admitting that I'm right helps confirm that I'm telling the truth of my role. You may or may not be the T-Rex but the problem with locals running is that it gives the T-Rex the chance to hide among the candidates. I say we kindly ask all locals to step down. That way it will help prevent future election frauds.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I do not want to lose my title. Its all I have X3.
You've earned it man. Pardoner four times in a row? That's a record that will be tough to break. Vote for me and I'll ensure that your title will be mantled into the pillars of our history.
humorman
Product Placement is on the right track.
Thank you.

Does that mean that I can count on your vote?
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harkovast at 6:38PM, June 12, 2009
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If anyone is a witch doctor, I woudl recommend protecting product placement.
If he is a bad guy, he is insane to maek such a claim so I say try and defend him with everything we can till he can check some roles.

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waff at 6:39PM, June 12, 2009
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hmmm, Waff, I don't trust you to be my captain, or should I? am I a dino? am I a human? Are you a dino or a human? If you are a dino, should I stick to my vote? if you are a human, should I stick with my vote? am I a dino? or am I human?

I just basically wanted to confuse everyone. mission accomplished?
*head explodes*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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therealtj at 6:43PM, June 12, 2009
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Product Placement

How do we know you aren't the T-Rex pretending to be a scientest?

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KillerBob at 6:45PM, June 12, 2009
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My vote has and most likly will always be TFGM. Atleast until he has finally become the Captain(Mayor) role. Then he'll have to start earnering it.
My name is Bob and I kill things. Things like: moments, moods, norms, rules, and people.
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Product Placement at 6:45PM, June 12, 2009
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If I can at least get the first mate role, then I don't need to be protected by the witch doctors. They'll be free to protect whoever they wished.

I can do one more background check and after that I can still be an enormous help clearing or confirming someones guilt when it comes to picking at the clues. Detectives(scientists) have a nasty habit of dying early, normally because they need to put their findings out somehow. Often it happens when they contact the mayor who happens to be a corrupted official (this has happened to me for example). By admitting my role, I hope to get the necessary protection that I require to do my job effectively. You can publicly ask me which role you want me to do a check on and I can publicly announce my findings to you all. I may be one of the best candidate for office.

Please consider me for office. With me in charge the battle is half won.
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Product Placement at 6:51PM, June 12, 2009
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How do we know you aren't the T-Rex pretending to be a scientest?
How do we know you're not the T-Rex undermining my efforts?

If I turn out to be anyone other then who I'm claiming to be, the real detective will undoubtedly do something about it, the moment he sees what I'm doing.

If I were a dino, I'd be making a ludicrously dumb move by putting me out in the spotlight like this. It's to risky for me since it could backfire in so many ways and loosing one of the dinos this early in the game could seriously harm their efforts.

Then again, it's a ludicrously dumb move to do anyways. I've considered doing this before as an experiment to see if it could land me a leadership role and I'm eagerly awaiting the results of that experiment. Either I get elected or I'll die during the first night. It's a risky gamble but I like the odds.
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crocty at 6:54PM, June 12, 2009
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:54PM, June 12, 2009
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My vote has and most likly will always be TFGM. Atleast until he has finally become the Captain(Mayor) role. Then he'll have to start earnering it.
Thanks man XD hopefully Inu will do the same :/

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Product Placement at 6:56PM, June 12, 2009
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Seriously? I'm not winning over a single one of you? Well in that case, it was a fun game folks. I'm dead now.
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