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therealtj at 7:00PM, June 12, 2009
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How do we know you aren't the T-Rex pretending to be a scientest?
How do we know you're not the T-Rex undermining my efforts?

Indeed you can't, but I could say the exact same thing about you.

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If I turn out to be anyone other then who I'm claiming to be, the real detective will undoubtedly do something about it, the moment he sees what I'm doing.

But then what would he do about it? He couldn't tell anyone, because he had already spent his investigation on you. And if he claimed to be the scientist, people would think he was fake, because you had already claimed to be the scientist.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:03PM, June 12, 2009
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Seriously? I'm not winning over a single one of you? Well in that case, it was a fun game folks. I'm dead now.

Okay guys I'm running for secound place like useral. So anyone not voting for me switch your vote to PP!

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Product Placement at 7:07PM, June 12, 2009
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If I turn out to be anyone other then who I'm claiming to be, the real detective will undoubtedly do something about it, the moment he sees what I'm doing.
But then what would he do about it? He couldn't tell anyone, because he had already spent his investigation on you. And if he claimed to be the scientist, people would think he was fake, because you had already claimed to be the scientist.
Sigh… He wouldn't need to investigate me to know that I'm not the scientist. He'd already know since he'd be the real one, right?

Knowing that he could investigate one of the candidates and if he's lucky enough he'll find someone who has a special role and thus he could trust him enough to discuss this with him. The problem with forgeries like that is that it only lasts so long. After a day or two the charades are found out, one way or another. He could claim that he found a mafia member, only that we'll find out that he's actually a local once we lynch him, he could claim someone's a local but he turns out to be the jinx or the real scientist gets killed by the cannibal. Bottom line, the best game a dino could play is to stay hidden. Not throw themselves in the center like this.

No one would be stupid enough to try this if he's not the real scientist. Since I am the real one, he'd expose himself as a fraud as soon as I die.
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ParkerFarker at 7:08PM, June 12, 2009
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Seriously? I'm not winning over a single one of you? Well in that case, it was a fun game folks. I'm dead now.

I am voting for you, but maybe because I am a dino and I know you cannot win. or maybe I am a human and support your efforts, 'tis a mystery

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 7:09PM, June 12, 2009
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so the best way to spot a dino atm is to look for people dropping out?
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Product Placement at 7:09PM, June 12, 2009
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I am voting for you, but maybe because I am a dino and I know you cannot win. or maybe I am a human and support your efforts, 'tis a mystery
Well.. a simple background check should help me figure out your true role…. unless of course you're a local…. or the T-Rex. T.T
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so the best way to spot a dino atm is to look for people dropping out?
Correct. During the nights, the dinos attack and they'll leave behind clues that help us figuring out who did the dirty deed. After that we need to figure out who the clues might be pointing at.

Of course as the scientist, I can be an enormous help in that matter. *hint hint*
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crocty at 7:15PM, June 12, 2009
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Harkovast wasn't on this before, and when he PQed me his vote, he said “I change my vote to.” I have a feeling I forgot to put down his original vote…
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InuYasha_Rules at 7:17PM, June 12, 2009
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!

This is gonna be the riskiest thing I've ever done in this game. I'm about to reveal my identity and if unsuccessful, I'll be dead by the end of next night.

To many times have we've been faced with the problem of a Godfather/mother, agent leader or T-rex butting into our election. Why is that bad? Well because of this:
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Fossils: The T-Rex doesn't exist! Of course he doesn't, he's just a bunch of bones, thinking he exists is reckless and foolhardy! The T-Rex will appear as a regular Local to the Scientist. Also, he can't be killed by the Hunter as long as this power is in effect. (After all, how can you kill a pile of bones? Unless you get a Raccoon suit, you're gonna have some issues)
A standard move made by the Scientist is to investigate the Captain to see if he's a dinosaur or not. Since the T-Rex can hide his identity from him, there's no way of knowing if any locals running are dinos or not.

I am the Scientist. Crocty informed me that I was allowed to do a background check before the end of this election. I did a background check on Waff and he came out local. Thus he could be the T-Rex. Putting your trust in him could be damaging to our goals.

In order to put out this important information, I've made myself an important target for the dinos. The Scientist is a priority target that they normally get rid of since he has the ability to clear names of people or confirm their guilt. Therefore I'm gonna try and run for election and hope to get at least the First mate role so that I'm protected by bodyguards. I sincerely hope that you'll help me out in weeding out these devious reptilians.

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Good observation. Now, I am the lybrarian. And Waff just happened to be the person that I was told was 100% undinasourish! Thats why we voted for him! So belay all that he is a dinosaur. He is indeed a regular local, and I am the lybrarian! Trust in and vote for Waff!

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Product Placement at 7:18PM, June 12, 2009
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This is looking good. I only need couple of more votes.

Vote for the scientist. He'll fix things with magi.. science.
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Salsa at 7:18PM, June 12, 2009
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but they don't have to attack anyone. All that they would have to do is sit still and get buddy buddy with the First mate and the captain. After everyone goes paranoid and lynches each other, the dinos strike and boom, game over.
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crocty at 7:19PM, June 12, 2009
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It's getting close.
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Product Placement at 7:22PM, June 12, 2009
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Good observation. Now, I am the lybrarian. And Waff just happened to be the person that I was told was 100% undinasourish! Thats why we voted for him! So belay all that he is a dinosaur. He is indeed a regular local, and I am the lybrarian! Trust in and vote for Waff!
If that is true, then it only helps confirm my claim of being the Scientist. If I had said that he was a dino or a local and it turned out that he was a witch doctor, then it would mean that I was lying.

I'm not lying. I am normally terrible at stuff like that. I now want to become an instrumental player in this game since I'm tired of always dying in the first 2-3 days of the game.
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but they don't have to attack anyone. All that they would have to do is sit still and get buddy buddy with the First mate and the captain. After everyone goes paranoid and lynches each other, the dinos strike and boom, game over.
Believe it or not, they actually did that once. Two days went by and no night actions were made. The problem with that of course is that as a scientist I can help check out the vote results of each lynch to determine how many dinos voted to lynch someone. If 6 said, kill this guy and 2 of them turned out to be dinos, then we'd considerably narrowed down the list of suspects.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:23PM, June 12, 2009
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Ag you are going to vote for me right? Also Inu I am ashamed at you. You'd rather go with the person you know for sure is innocent over your friend p.p no cookies for you.

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InuYasha_Rules at 7:27PM, June 12, 2009
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Good observation. Now, I am the lybrarian. And Waff just happened to be the person that I was told was 100% undinasourish! Thats why we voted for him! So belay all that he is a dinosaur. He is indeed a regular local, and I am the lybrarian! Trust in and vote for Waff!
If that is true, then it only helps confirm my claim of being the Scientist. If I had said that he was a dino or a local and it turned out that he was a witch doctor, then it would mean that I was lying.

I'm not lying. I am normally terrible at stuff like that. I now want to become an instrumental player in this game since I'm tired of always dying in the first 2-3 days of the game.

Yes, you are the doctor, I am the lybrarian, waff is a local. we are trust worthy!

(Sorry TFGM, but I at least know waff is innocent! :( or else i would have voted for you)

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InuYasha_Rules at 7:29PM, June 12, 2009
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Ag you are going to vote for me right? Also Inu I am ashamed at you. You'd rather go with the person you know for sure is innocent over your friend p.p no cookies for you.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:34PM, June 12, 2009
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Ag you are going to vote for me right? Also Inu I am ashamed at you. You'd rather go with the person you know for sure is innocent over your friend p.p no cookies for you.
but I like the cooky!!!
I'll give you res on Travian if you vote for me XD

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crocty at 7:35PM, June 12, 2009
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Small change a-here.
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therealtj at 7:37PM, June 12, 2009
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Good observation. Now, I am the lybrarian. And Waff just happened to be the person that I was told was 100% undinasourish! Thats why we voted for him! So belay all that he is a dinosaur. He is indeed a regular local, and I am the lybrarian! Trust in and vote for Waff!

If you were a dinosaur, you'd know he's the T-Rex, so how can we really trust you?
All of these explanations for voting for Waff seem a little coincidental to me.

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Salsa at 7:39PM, June 12, 2009
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Me too. How do we know that you three ain't dese dinos we supposed to be hunting.
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Product Placement at 7:48PM, June 12, 2009
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Frankly I don't care what you think about Waff and Inu. All I know is that Waff turned out to be a local according to my check. He could be the T-Rex and Inu is a dino backing him up.

However, I believe that they're telling the truth of Waff being a simple local since Inu is backing him up.

If the three of us were the dinos, and one of us, only one, turned out to be exposed by the real librarian or the scientist then our fragile deck of cards will collapse and the game would be lost. It's just not smart strategy. The only way for me to prove myself is to find a way for me to stay in the game where I can use my powers to demonstrate my ability (by, for example exposing a dino) or have me killed since that normally reveals my role (however that will also cause you to loose your scientist).
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crocty at 7:53PM, June 12, 2009
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TJ is now winning. :o

EDIT: Holy crap I had two hours of sleep yesterday, and it's 4am. WHY AM I AWAKE.

HHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHH going to sleep now.
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pastel at 8:08PM, June 12, 2009
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Huzzah! I believe I shall run for this higher office!

I wish I could've voted for this twice. It's so awesome XD
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Product Placement at 8:09PM, June 12, 2009
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Well, if pointing finger at someone gives you votes, then pointing finger I shall do.

You're awfully brash at poking holes at my campaign Theraltj. However, you've hardly made any effort at your campaign. All you have is one funny cartoon but no claims in how you plan to rid us of the dino menace. Yet you have all these votes. It makes me suspicious enough to think….

THAT YOU'RE A DINO!
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Salsa at 8:16PM, June 12, 2009
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Sleep well. I guess we'll see ya tomorrow.
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pastel at 8:24PM, June 12, 2009
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It makes me suspicious enough to think….

THAT YOU'RE A DINO!


Are you this game's monkey? <_<;;
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InuYasha_Rules at 8:32PM, June 12, 2009
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Good observation. Now, I am the lybrarian. And Waff just happened to be the person that I was told was 100% undinasourish! Thats why we voted for him! So belay all that he is a dinosaur. He is indeed a regular local, and I am the lybrarian! Trust in and vote for Waff!

If you were a dinosaur, you'd know he's the T-Rex, so how can we really trust you?
All of these explanations for voting for Waff seem a little coincidental to me.

Yes, I was afraid that someone was going to think that we are all dinos! Well then, I suggest that since I am nothing but a lybrarian, and that my role is now usless since I have told everyone that Waff is 100% innocent, I have come to one conclusion. If Waff does indeed win the election and becomes captain, I order him to instalynch me!!! Yes, you read correctly! I am now just about useless and have no chance at becoming the hunter, and since my death will reveal my role, everybody will HAVE to beleive that Waff is innocent, and most likely PP! So if ya'll want an instalynch, VOTE FOR WAFF!!!

(Besides, we allknow how movies are! The smart people tell the tough people how to live then they get killed, and the tough people follow the instructions, some die, but most live!) lol

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Bocaj at 8:58PM, June 12, 2009
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I voted for TJ. Not because he is the smartes, but he appeals to therealbocaj in me… THE REAL AMERICANS. The ones in blue collar jobs and the ones who love CHANGE.


Although, PP, you make a good point. I currently believe what you say the most.

Don't read Rape.
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Salsa at 8:58PM, June 12, 2009
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That sounds suspiciously like a cliche plot that noone expects because it almost never works. You suggest that you be sacrificed and everyone says no because who in their right mind would suggest something like that unless they were telling the truth! this saves your skin as well as builds some credibility, so when you say that a fellow dino is not a dino everyone believes you!
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 9:57PM, June 12, 2009
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That sounds suspiciously like a cliche plot that noone expects because it almost never works. You suggest that you be sacrificed and everyone says no because who in their right mind would suggest something like that unless they were telling the truth! this saves your skin as well as builds some credibility, so when you say that a fellow dino is not a dino everyone believes you!
Your skepticism is suspicious. Almost suspicious enough to make you…

A DINO!
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ozoneocean at 11:34PM, June 12, 2009
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I hate chuck Norris.
Anyone who Chuck would vote for is obviously unstable and sexually dubious. -_-

I'm voting for PP… or Hakoshen… both! Many times!
 
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