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crocty at 1:11PM, June 18, 2009

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Hey guys. I just came up with a radical idea. How about we bury the bodies. I know, I know, it's crazy to consider but it just might work. If we're concerned about them coming again as zombies, we can pour concrete over the graves.

That's crazy!

How to kill Darth's tree:

Lynching 2
Therealtj
Ozoneocean

Burning 1
Salsa

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse 1
Inuyasha_Rules' lifeless corpse.

Burn it! BURN EVERYTHING. 1
D_Dude

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set them both on fire 2
pastel
Hakoshen

Something really confusing 1
Waff

Hang Ochi on the tree, then detonate the bomb I placed on Ochi 11
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set the entire Island on fire with everyone in it 1
Kitty17

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therealtj at 1:15PM, June 18, 2009

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crocty
Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set the entire Island on fire with everyone in it 1
Kitty17

I pick this one.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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pastel at 1:16PM, June 18, 2009

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crocty
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Kitty17

I pick this one.

Ditto.

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crocty at 1:18PM, June 18, 2009

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How to kill Darth's tree:

Lynching 1
Ozoneocean

Burning 1
Salsa

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse 1
Inuyasha_Rules' lifeless corpse.

Burn it! BURN EVERYTHING. 1
D_Dude

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set them both on fire 1
Hakoshen

Something really confusing 1
Waff

Hang Ochi on the tree, then detonate the bomb I placed on Ochi 11
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set the entire Island on fire with everyone in it 3
Kitty17
Therealtj
Pastel

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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waff at 1:25PM, June 18, 2009

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How to kill Darth's tree:
Something really confusing 1
Waff

the something really confusing is this in summary: hang each corpse (inu then vader) and the tree in sequence with each other except ochi who is hung from the tree with vader then blown up. order (inu,vader & ochi,tree vader was hung from,tree).

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Salsa at 1:28PM, June 18, 2009

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Out of curiosity, what is your avatar supposed to be Salsa?

It is a craptastic explosion I did in gimp a while (At least a year ago) back. Good luck finding the clue in the narrative. I still can't find it.

Pastel
I don't really care as long as we set the final result on fire. :D

I would like to add that though I do vote with any method that results in something being burnt to a crisp, I wanna use napalm as the lighter fluid >:)

Edit For those who are wondering about the clues in gullas's death. My name is actually Adam not Antony. Salsa is a nickname.

RAGE!

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AQua_ng at 1:33PM, June 18, 2009

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I assume that Crocty assumed that those were berries.

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Salsa at 1:36PM, June 18, 2009

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I assume that Crocty assumed that those were berries.

That's what I thought too, but I have to ask, how many people would look at my avatar and think “berries?”

RAGE!

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Product Placement at 1:39PM, June 18, 2009

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AQua_ng
I assume that Crocty assumed that those were berries.
That's what I thought too, but I have to ask, how many people would look at my avatar and think “berries?”

It's not the first thing that comes to my mind but I can see why someone might think so. Those little red dots around the edge of the explosion might make someone think that way.

Those were my two cents.
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Niccea at 1:44PM, June 18, 2009

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Red berries are the poinsonous ones…

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Salsa at 1:50PM, June 18, 2009

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AQua_ng
I assume that Crocty assumed that those were berries.
That's what I thought too, but I have to ask, how many people would look at my avatar and think “berries?”
It's not the first thing that comes to my mind but I can see why someone might think so. Those little red dots around the edge of the explosion might make someone think that way.

Yeah, i'm going to change my avatar in a little bit.
All someone had to do is think like crocty and I would've been lynched for killing gullas instead of being lynched for making fun of the capt'n.

RAGE!

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crocty at 1:51PM, June 18, 2009

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How to kill Darth's tree:

Lynching 1
Ozoneocean

Burning 1
Salsa

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse 1
Inuyasha_Rules' lifeless corpse.

Burn it! BURN EVERYTHING. 1
D_Dude

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set them both on fire 1
Hakoshen

hang each corpse (inu then vader) and the tree in sequence with each other except ochi who is hung from the tree with vader then blown up. order (inu,vader & ochi,tree vader was hung from,tree). 1
Waff

Hang Ochi on the tree, then detonate the bomb I placed on Ochi 11
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set the entire Island on fire with everyone in it 3
Kitty17
Therealtj
Pastel

Sacrifice it to the volcano god 1
Niccea

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Salsa at 1:55PM, June 18, 2009

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Crocty, I vote for all methods involving fire and/or explosions.

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How to kill Darth's tree:

Lynching 1
Ozoneocean

Burning 1
Salsa

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse 1
Inuyasha_Rules' lifeless corpse.

Burn it! BURN EVERYTHING. 2
D_Dude
salsa

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set them both on fire 2
Hakoshen
salsa

hang each corpse (inu then vader) and the tree in sequence with each other except ochi who is hung from the tree with vader then blown up. order (inu,vader & ochi,tree vader was hung from,tree). 2
Waff
salsa

Hang Ochi on the tree, then detonate the bomb I placed on Ochi 12
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
Crocty
salsa

Hang the tree from Darth's corpse then set the entire Island on fire with everyone in it 4
Kitty17
Therealtj
Pastel
salsa

Sacrifice it to the volcano god 2
Niccea
salsa

RAGE!

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crocty at 2:03PM, June 18, 2009

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And then Crocty declared he is officially too lazy to bother displaying these night lynches.

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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pastel at 2:03PM, June 18, 2009

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Edit For those who are wondering about the clues in gullas's death. My name is actually Adam not Antony.

You haven't read Aqua's comic either?

.

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waff at 2:04PM, June 18, 2009

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How to kill Darth's tree:
hang each corpse (inu then vader) and the tree in sequence with each other except ochi who is hung from the tree with vader then blown up. order (inu,vader & ochi,tree vader was hung from,tree) then set the whole lot on fire. 1
Waff

slight revision to mine

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Salsa at 2:08PM, June 18, 2009

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Salsa
Edit For those who are wondering about the clues in gullas's death. My name is actually Adam not Antony.

You haven't read Aqua's comic either?

kinda late now. I think almost everyone knows who my one kill is.

RAGE!

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AQua_ng at 2:18PM, June 18, 2009

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It seems like Pastel is my advertising executive.

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Salsa at 2:20PM, June 18, 2009

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It seems like Pastel is my advertising executive.

yeah too bad i've been lazy and haven't updated either of my comics in at least a month.

RAGE!

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ParkerFarker at 2:24PM, June 18, 2009

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to reiterate we should Hang Inu's corpse from Darth's corpse, which we then hang from the tree we hung Darth's corpse from along with Ochi's corpse, then hang that tree on another tree and detonate the bomb planted on Ochi's corpse.

I second this and drew what it would look like

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder

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Salsa at 2:30PM, June 18, 2009

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You should have someone drinking a Molotov Cocktail. :)

RAGE!

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waff at 2:31PM, June 18, 2009

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to reiterate we should Hang Inu's corpse from Darth's corpse, which we then hang from the tree we hung Darth's corpse from along with Ochi's corpse, then hang that tree on another tree and detonate the bomb planted on Ochi's corpse.

I second this and drew what it would look like

that's it.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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ParkerFarker at 2:38PM, June 18, 2009

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to reiterate we should Hang Inu's corpse from Darth's corpse, which we then hang from the tree we hung Darth's corpse from along with Ochi's corpse, then hang that tree on another tree and detonate the bomb planted on Ochi's corpse.

I second this and drew what it would look like

My drawing
that's it.

SCCOOORRRREE!!!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder

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Product Placement at 2:40PM, June 18, 2009

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Just over an hour before the night is over. I'm exited to know whether or not our hunter got the right guy.

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

This space for rent.

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Niccea at 2:43PM, June 18, 2009

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I hope I will not fail.

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Hakoshen at 2:46PM, June 18, 2009

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The death of the tree should include a bear. But not just any bear.

You know you want it.

Change my vote to this. For any and every subsequent thing to ever occur.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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Product Placement at 2:50PM, June 18, 2009

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I hope I will not fail.

Damn straight, you better not. The captain is counting on you.

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

This space for rent.

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ParkerFarker at 3:02PM, June 18, 2009

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AQua_ng
The death of the tree should include a bear. But not just any bear.

You know you want it.

Change my vote to this. For any and every subsequent thing to ever occur.

Holy shit I just read this article, and I want to share it with fucking everyone I know. AQua, may I link it on my fb page too?

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder

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Salsa at 3:02PM, June 18, 2009

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ok I finished the lineart on the Mafia pic I was doing. Since we know who 3/4's of the dinos, who would like to see it.

RAGE!

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Product Placement at 3:06PM, June 18, 2009

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I guess I wouldn't mind taking a peek at it if it tells us who the remaining fourth dino is.

Those were my two cents.
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