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Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia
Hakoshen at 5:29PM, June 18, 2009
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What is this, a trophy complaint thread now? Well in that sense, despite my… unexplainable and now waning surge in popularity, I didn't get shit either. Top 100? Top 50? I'd settle for a frakkin' hot dog, but NO! Nothing to prove that for the space of two weeks (no pun intended) I was awesome. I guess we can just accept that the trophies are broken and DD wont get a coder to fix things any time soon. I mean seriously. How hard would it be for PS to send ONE coder for a week this way?

And again, with this whole KALA t hing. I still don't understand despite badgering the hell out of Kitty about it some months ago what the hell it is, but now it looks like you all have some sort of gang going on.

It's frightening.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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therealtj at 5:30PM, June 18, 2009
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http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r235/crocty/Mafiacloggedmydesktop.jpg
9 Files just from GMing. I need to organise this…

…Rainbow toe socks?

Product Placement
The broken trophy problem has been around for a long time tj. People have been painstakingly asking platinum to fix it but there are no coders working on it at the moment.

I know, I know, they just reminded me. And I got featured man! D:

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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harkovast at 5:32PM, June 18, 2009
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WE WON? How the…? What the….?

Okay, so product placement is the official King of all Mafia!


For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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crocty at 5:39PM, June 18, 2009
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Hakoshen
And again, with this whole KALA t hing. I still don't understand despite badgering the hell out of Kitty about it some months ago what the hell it is, but now it looks like you all have some sort of gang going on.

It's frightening.
Well!

Back in the Top Drawer, Genstru loved to post animes such as Dragonball Z, and other crappy animes. Thus, AQUa formed the KALA-dan. Kitty17, AQua_ng, Liaoriao, and Avalon comics, preached good anime to the people. Eventually they begun accepting other members.

TD died, but we lived on. You can read through the thread in the Networking forum somewhere, and our KALA comic forum has a few crazy goings on. Nowadays most of KALA-dan are completely inactive, although the ones that are still here talk daily on AIM. Also, we're awesome.



Rainbow toe socks was the name of the Mafia in Game III. We were the first mafia to win. :P

Also, in case anyone missed it, the name of the Dinosaurs this game was “Jurassic Hark”!
Pastel was tempted to say “Jurassic Waff”, or “Jurassic TheFlyingGreenMonkey” :D
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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therealtj at 5:43PM, June 18, 2009
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I miss TD :(

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement at 5:45PM, June 18, 2009
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We all miss TD tj. We all do.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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ozoneocean at 5:45PM, June 18, 2009
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We won? Did that tree get lynched? That EVIL tree?
 
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crocty at 5:49PM, June 18, 2009
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I miss TD :(
;____;

ozoneocean
We won? Did that tree get lynched? That EVIL tree?
Yes. Then blown up.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Hakoshen at 5:50PM, June 18, 2009
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Top Drawer? What the hell is that?

But yeah… I looked at that thread. It's what, 100 pages? Why don't I just read the entire Vent, Rant and Share thread?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Product Placement at 5:53PM, June 18, 2009
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Hakoshen
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?
Trust me. You're better off, not knowing.

I suppose if you want to know more about it you could read this comic.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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crocty at 5:53PM, June 18, 2009
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Hakoshen
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?

But yeah… I looked at that thread. It's what, 100 pages? Why don't I just read the entire Vent, Rant and Share thread?
Top Drawer was an old forum on DD. It was like 4chan, except…Uhh…

Well, anyway, it was a spam forum, and eventually it got too offensive, so it was shut down. (Well actually, it's still there. Ozone said “Admin and Mod only fun forum. \^_^/ This is where we post hardcore pornography.” :D Totally not spying on you and your admin friends, Ozone!)



EDIT:@PP Too late. :D
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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therealtj at 5:54PM, June 18, 2009
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Hakoshen
Top Drawer? What the hell is that?

The Drunk Duck equivalent to the land of milk and honey.

Or more so the exact opposite. I keep having trouble remembering.

Product Placement
I suppose if you want to know more about it you could read this comic.
I would read this comic if it weren't for the shocking lack of me.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement at 5:57PM, June 18, 2009
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(Well actually, it's still there. Ozone said “Admin and Mod only fun forum. \^_^/ This is where we post hardcore pornography.” :D Totally not spying on you and your admin friends, Ozone!)
Hmm… I need to land myself a moderator position around here.

Any openings Ozone?
therealtj
I would read this comic if it weren't for the shocking lack of me.
Then request more screen time. Click on my civil war banner and you'll be directed to the discussion forum for the comic. The artist is always willing to add more faces into the comic.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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crocty at 6:01PM, June 18, 2009
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I got an entire (Granted, unfinished) storyline about me, thanks to me suggesting to not include every tom, dick, and har–Lol, dick–ry in the comic.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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therealtj at 6:03PM, June 18, 2009
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Then request more screen time. Click on my civil war banner and you'll be directed to the discussion forum for the comic. The artist is always willing to add more faces into the comic.

I just opened that topic and saw this. :3

Ah, memories!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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crocty at 6:05PM, June 18, 2009
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Reading that thread hurts me…
;.; Did I really act like that?
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
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Product Placement at 6:05PM, June 18, 2009
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I WANNA BE THE SLUT!
Good times.

Good times.
crocty
;.; Did I really act like that?
That thread is only a year old. You've already forgoten?
crocty
I got an entire (Granted, unfinished) storyline about me
I think he intends to finish it though. I was just pushing so much for the civil war so he pushed it to the side.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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crocty at 6:16PM, June 18, 2009
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therealtj
I WANNA BE THE SLUT!
Good times.

Good times.
crocty
;.; Did I really act like that?
That thread is only a year old. You've already forgoten?
crocty
I got an entire (Granted, unfinished) storyline about me
I think he intends to finish it though. I was just pushing so much for the civil war so he pushed it to the side.
I should hope so, too. I wanna see how I defeat homosexuality! D:
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Hakoshen at 6:17PM, June 18, 2009
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So it's /b/ without the unlimited number of new threads saying the same things for 10 pages, every thread doomed to die in a few hours and be gone forever, and every page littered with the bodies and souls of the innocent, where none will ever find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the earth?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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crocty at 6:19PM, June 18, 2009
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Hakoshen
So it's /b/ without the unlimited number of new threads saying the same things for 10 pages, every thread doomed to die in a few hours and be gone forever, and every page littered with the bodies and souls of the innocent, where none will ever find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the earth?
We were different, but not that different!
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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therealtj at 6:27PM, June 18, 2009
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Hakoshen
So it's /b/ without the unlimited number of new threads saying the same things for 10 pages, every thread doomed to die in a few hours and be gone forever, and every page littered with the bodies and souls of the innocent, where none will ever find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy on the earth?
Actually, the only difference was we weren't anonymous, and porn wasn't allowed.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Aghammer at 7:30PM, June 18, 2009
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We won.. YEAH. The quickest, simplest game ever and I actually lived!! Weird. And I killed off Crocty (it was there)… now to do my little Witch Doctor dance!! Good job peeps.
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pastel at 7:43PM, June 18, 2009
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…and porn wasn't allowed.

What about the over 18 thread? :o
.
. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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Ochitsukanai at 8:31PM, June 18, 2009
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ok, yeah, I know exactly what happened with that last narrative! Y'all blew up the old zombie body whilst I was reincarnated after dying as a ghost, and then Gabe Puratekuta murdered the new body and ate it (at least he sliced it up neatly) and now I'm a ghost again.

Eating my brains probably gave him super powers of deduction, but then he unfortunately died.

Oh, and this is another “what was TD anyhow?” thread now, right? Daaaamn, I'm so off-topic then. SO OUT OF THE LOOP.

EDIT: Also, this was a hilarious game to watch. I hope there's another more well-timed game hosted by Crocty so I can play then~

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Bocaj at 8:54PM, June 18, 2009
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I feel obligated to promote TD GAMMA (in my sig). It is a slightly more friendly TD, and a very less populated TD.


The farther away from TD we get, and the more I think about it, the more I realize that the people act basically the same outside of TD, and the people are great.
That is one reason why I feel like I've kind of gotten to know some of you users~ <3.

Don't read Rape.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:32PM, June 18, 2009
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therealtj
I know, I know, they just reminded me. And I got featured man! D:
You should do what I do! Use copyrighted material! That way you can never be featured :D

Crocty
“Jurassic TheFlyingGreenMonkey”
That would have made my lose of title a little bit easier to accept. It still stings X3

With all this talk of TD, makes me wish I was around from the start of DD. Guess I'll just have to find another hosting site that just started >XD

Also I'd like to remind people to vote me your next GM ;D

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AQua_ng at 11:50PM, June 18, 2009
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You smell D:

I take back all the <3 I've given you. ALL OF THEM.


I told you to get a Witch Doctor to cover me PP, but noooooooooooooooooooo.

So in conclusion


K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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D_Dude at 12:57AM, June 19, 2009
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Porters can save people from Dinosaurs by caring for their luggage. Scientists would like to know how that makes any sense, but they refuse to answer.

Simple. When people don't have to carry their own luggage, they can run away more easily.
I have been dying to say this since I got my role change…
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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ozoneocean at 1:05AM, June 19, 2009
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Well, anyway, it was a spam forum, and eventually it got too offensive, so it was shut down. (Well actually, it's still there. Ozone said “Admin and Mod only fun forum. \^_^/ This is where we post hardcore pornography.” :D Totally not spying on you and your admin friends, Ozone!)
It was never a spam forum… SOME people mistook it for such and that was where the problems lay -_-
Anyway, here it is:



:)
 
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:54AM, June 19, 2009
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It was better than I could ever imagine Oz p.o

JK XD

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