lolyes, if only you could ever live up to your name and make someone laugh. (:

humorman

crocty

Niccea
I'm the most adorable cuddle muffin in the whole world.

I like this one, it's flashy.


Oh dear, Humorman, you appear to have really annoyed me now, and no ammounts of immature childish insults with quench my annoyance with you. I feel like listing the many reasons I dislike you, but I'm pretty sure Ochi doesn't mind your presence, and lets face it, I really don't need to get on her badside right now…

So please, Humorman, this game is not serious business. We are here to have fun, we are not here to say “Vote for me you morons!” we're here to say “Vote for me *Does something incredibly silly*” we may lose, but we have fun, and to be honest, you never solved any deaths. You merely complained that noone else had solved them.

So, I think you'd best be quiet now. ^_~

im tired of being serious

this is fun humorman now

mafia forever lol

-_^ If what I've just seen is your fun side…can you find some balance between the two please?

crocty
lolyes, if only you could ever live up to your name and make someone laugh. (:

i laugh lol

you agent dont vote for agent

humorman
im tired of being serious

this is fun humorman now

mafia forever lol

It's all fun and games until you start actually insulting people. Then you might as well be the guy at the party who starts a fight and makes the neighbors call the cops. Cue Family Guy-esque flashback in 3…2…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I attacked his votes first, then gullus retaliates and then AG and Hak retaliates him. So if anything gullus is an agent using your logic.

But that isn't logical. It makes sense for one person to attack another person's votes, or for a person to retaliate against an accuser. It doesn't make sense for multiple people to suddenly leap in like that.

Well…I like humorman just fine when he's being logical, even if he does get angry, because I'm also a really competitive person and I get angry if I don't win things too. I voted for him last time because I thought he'd get things done. I was going to vote for him this time as well, except that it looked like my vote could make the difference.

But damn it, I really like Kitty. Insulting her specifically like that? Nope, not ok, don't care if you're joking.* :\

*Not that I don't like other people who are insulted, but calling someone “stupid bitch” is a bit more serious.

Bocaj

crocty
lolyes, if only you could ever live up to your name and make someone laugh. (:

I smell irony…

Also: YOU KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS??

i smell agents

dont vote for agents

Hakoshen

Ochitsukanai

Hakoshen
You and all your logic… sounding so educated, so worldly… like someone trained by the government to infiltrate our mafia organization and DESTROY US FROM THE INSIDE OUT?!

Well, now I definitely know I can't believe anything you're saying. By extension, Aghammer is also suspicious for agreeing with you so readily.

Both you and Ag voted for Monkey. When these things are all combined, I am resolved to vote for Crocty this round…

Considering Agh is one of your agent partners, I don't see why s/he would agree with me, unless it were the truth and you're all agents and I'm the only real mafia here!

Wow… I REALLY need to get back to work…

I'm starting to think that agreeing with Hakoshen is a bad idea.. HA. He's starting to make Hark look sane. Also, I didn't accuse Gullas. I don't believe that TFGM is an agent which makes the Crocty / Kitty / Ochi triumvirate look really interesting. Also, :P

Humorman, if you really hate this game so much, don't play. Please don't call people a bitch man… not cool.

Aww, you laugh. I guess that means I've made more people than you laugh, with a staggering record of 1.


Quick question: Who's reporting Humorman to the admins? :o

humorman

Bocaj

crocty
lolyes, if only you could ever live up to your name and make someone laugh. (:

I smell irony…

Also: YOU KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS??

i smell agents

dont vote for agents

Wow, that post was up for like seven seconds before I deleted it, literally…

*stands up from her seat on the box* *her hand is on her katana*

crocty
Aww, you laugh. I guess that means I've made more people than you laugh, with a staggering record of 1.


Quick question: Who's reporting Humorman to the admins? :o

*raises hand*

=w= Well then, I feel like going on a rant about the various things I hate about Humorman, but it seems kinda redundant now. ):

Ochitsukanai

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I attacked his votes first, then gullus retaliates and then AG and Hak retaliates him. So if anything gullus is an agent using your logic.

But that isn't logical. It makes sense for one person to attack another person's votes, or for a person to retaliate against an accuser. It doesn't make sense for multiple people to suddenly leap in like that.

Well…I like humorman just fine when he's being logical, even if he does get angry, because I'm also a really competitive person and I get angry if I don't win things too. I voted for him last time because I thought he'd get things done. I was going to vote for him this time as well, except that it looked like my vote could make the difference.

But damn it, I really like Kitty. Insulting her specifically like that? Nope, not ok, don't care if you're joking.* :\

*Not that I don't like other people who are insulted, but calling someone “stupid bitch” is a bit more serious.

its only funny if you insult someone people dont like lol

the mayor should insta lynch humor man. it could be like a tradition

On the nose, Humorman!

Unfortunately, the people you are insulting, are generally liked by everyone, which, I guess you could say, is very unfunny, and could get people annoyed. Of course, maybe you're trying to get people to like you by insutling them, and I guess that works to an extent, there are some friends who just constantly insult each other, but still love each other~

You, on the other hand, were serious, as always. Well if you were joking, I didn't get it. If you would like to explain the joke to me and the rest of the people, that would be highly appreciated, your name is humorman, so it must be a funny joke, right?

And we all like people who are good at making jokes! ^_^

I guess that's why you're generally disliked.

And of course, your douchebaggery in the other forums…

Deary me, I could write an essay on this, but I shall stop myself~

the2ndredbaron
the mayor should insta lynch humor man. it could be like a tradition

Unless he retracts his statements and apologizes right now. I will be beating the godfather to the punch. *fingers dance on katana's hilt*

Niccea

the2ndredbaron
the mayor should insta lynch humor man. it could be like a tradition

Unless he retracts his statements and apologizes right now. I will be beating the godfather to the punch. *fingers dance on katana's hilt*

That's where my katana went to…

Okay I say that is fair, who ever instanta lynches humorman, whether he is mafia or not, is okay by me.
He causes trouble every game and is no fun.
Whats the point of letting him play?

humorman
its only funny if you insult someone people dont like lol

None of it's particularly funny, but what's the use of being seriously annoyed by trolling, amirite? :)

Yeah so since I have half the votes does this mean I'm popular?

Okay I love baseless accusations as much as anyone, but who exactly are we accusing right now and why?
I'm getting confused!
There are several “hes an agent” “no, shes an agent” conversations here mixed up with humorman being a pain.
So who are we accusing and why?
Bearing in mind there has yet to be any murders so there is no acutal evidence at all.
(It is a sad state of affairs when I have to be the voice of reason around here!)
Can we at least wait till the lynching starts before we form a ….erm…lynch mob?

Humourman the reason you never get voted for anything is that you ignore all pq's, constantly tell us you are better then we are and that you think we are all idiots and on top of all that a lot of the time your theories are wrong!
You have to make people LIKE you to get votes! You have to answer when they speak to them! You cant just call them names and ignore them and expect tehm to support you becuase…well hell I cant even think of a reason anyone would support you these days!

I think that the end of the world is coming. I just saw a dog, a cat, and a mouse sleeping together.

I like ya green monkey!
You are popular with the Vast!
(though as someone who is doing well in an election you are also on my list of ‘mooks to whack’, bada bing, bada boom! Start of every game, lynch the politicians and go from there, thats my system!)

harkovast
Okay I love baseless accusations as much as anyone, but who exactly are we accusing right now and why?
I'm getting confused!
There are several “hes an agent” “no, shes an agent” conversations here mixed up with humorman being a pain.
So who are we accusing and why?
Bearing in mind there has yet to be any murders so there is no acutal evidence at all.
(It is a sad state of affairs when I have to be the voice of reason around here!)
Can we at least wait till the lynching starts before we form a ….erm…lynch mob?

Humourman the reason you never get voted for anything is that you ignore all pq's, constantly tell us you are better then we are and that you think we are all idiots and on top of all that a lot of the time your theories are wrong!
You have to make people LIKE you to get votes! You have to answer when they speak to them! You cant just call them names and ignore them and expect tehm to support you becuase…well hell I cant even think of a reason anyone would support you these days!

Harkovst, your uncharacteristicly extroverted wisdom confuses, scares and enrages me. Consider yourself number one on my list! Agent Caldwell!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Yeah so since I have half the votes does this mean I'm popular?

Popular, agent, whichever. Impossible to tell at this point. -shrug-

Also, we're all mafia here, so I get to use my new mafia icon! Hooray!

EDIT: I am sorry to report that it has the same pattern, Hakoshen. I just altered the colors and I decided to keep the design. XD

If I'm reading correctly apparently everyone with atleast one non-poster related vote is suspicious of being an agent correct?

niccea those pictures were completely innocent! That dog and that mouse are just close family friends of mine nothing was going on!
Dont you dare go to the papers!

Hakoshen oh alright, thats how we want to play it, is it?
All sweet and innocent then knives in my back first chance you get you sleazy agent?
Well I've got you figured out!
I am fantastic, right? Of course I am ! I'm a virtual superman!

And who is supermans worst enemy? Lex Luther aka Gene Hackman.

What is the Japanese for Hackman?

HAKOSHEN!!
Hakoshen is the enemy! Destroy him at all costs!

Okay! Last post!

It doesn't feel nice when someone derides you all the time and posts stupid crap, but that's not how it works here. Here, you can only act stupid if you're friends with everyone else.

You know what else? I have been nice before, but being nice doesn't work. I was nice the first game and everyone completely ignored me. Then, when I was GM, everyone completely trashed my game and complained that I wasn't being fair. The best compliment I got from that game was, “The first game was better.” Ever since then, I've tried to still be nice, but as the games progressed, I've decided that angrily shouting my opinions out gets me more attention (negative, though it may be).

But still, after countless times of playing the game and being RIGHT on numerous occasions, I'm ultimately cast aside and ignored. Well, I'm tired of this, because what reason do I have to play the game if no one will listen to me? So I might as well just post random nonsense like everyone else does before I die or get kicked out, seeing how that's the only way to get my opinions in around here.

It's basically a no-win situation. No matter what I do, I cannot please anyone around here. I will never be able to actually play this game. The only reason I ever join is in hopes that someone will actually listen to my ideas, but that isn't going to happen.

Before I leave, I just want to say that out of all the people here, Niccea, is the worst. You threaten to ruin my game when I didn't follow the traditional rules of Mafia, and you'll find any reason you have to throw me out of any other game. Do you have a grudge against me? You act self-righteous every time I do something annoying saying things like, “Get out now. No one wants you to play.” At least I didn't kick you out of my game. This is stupid really, because people are just going to come up with another reason about how I was mean or being a jerk so they can justify their own contempt for me.

Whatever, I played the game just like everyone else, but since everyone here has their heads so far up their own asses, I guess I am the real villain of the Mafia game!

You raise a good point, Harkovast. I see no flaws whatsoever.

T-T Ochi! Red is my color. I guess I better get my game face on too…