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waff at 8:21AM, July 17, 2009

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I need to slip in some paperwork to the Mayor allowing Pardoners to have a week vacation every month and a pay raise.

*waff* *looks at the pile of papers on his desk*…*selects one* A vacation request?

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Thank god I just managed to log in. This site was unacceptable for me for half a day. Both from work and home. I just managed to log in and to my surprise, over thousand people are logged in.

What's up with that? Did Drunk Duck do a huge advertisement campaign that resulted in a huge influx of new members, thus overloading the server?

same here.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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harkovast at 8:22AM, July 17, 2009

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Curses! I should have realised it was a lie!

Kitty17, thanks for the encouraging words! I need some more people seeking inspiration right now because my hits for today have been rubbish!

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Niccea at 8:31AM, July 17, 2009

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I'm ALIVE! …sort of. I return bearing a gift!

Sorry about the size. Photobucket won't let me make it bigger.

2024 Drunk Duck Awards

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therealtj at 8:32AM, July 17, 2009

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Exzachly
crocty
Also For all who missed it…
Sorry, I accidentally logged in all of my troll accounts at the same time.

I believe those would most likely be mine, actually.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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crocty at 8:36AM, July 17, 2009

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Crocty gets to distracted with whatever that one site was called((I have dail-up so I don't pay attention to video sites.)).

That's hardly related to mafia. Besides, I have a short attention span.
Besides, it's famous for taking your free time, and snapping it in twain.

InuYasha_Rules
I thought for sure that i finally figured out a clue!

Just like in Hakoshen's game…
“The victim was killed by a sledge hammer. Aghammer! Ag = Period symbol for Silver, and them hammer. Sledgehammers are silver! Yeah!”
He was the veteran :(

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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harkovast at 8:40AM, July 17, 2009

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Crocty did you check out my page on there?
It still needs a picture…

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InuYasha_Rules at 8:43AM, July 17, 2009

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Niccea
I'm ALIVE! …sort of. I return bearing a gift!

Sorry about the size. Photobucket won't let me make it bigger.

I cant see where I'm at. I need a “you are here” sign!

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Aghammer at 8:46AM, July 17, 2009

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Nice! Can you link to a bigger image? We have a space port now? How cool is that? And I love your shack out in the desert… good place to get away from it all :)

Niccea
I'm ALIVE! …sort of. I return bearing a gift!
Sorry about the size. Photobucket won't let me make it bigger.

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Aghammer at 8:47AM, July 17, 2009

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You see that bloody area at the bottom right… ;) You can hang in my gunshop. it's relatively safe.

InuYasha_Rules
I cant see where I'm at. I need a “you are here” sign!

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harkovast at 8:47AM, July 17, 2009

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I see my secret bunker, and that's what matters!

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Niccea at 8:50AM, July 17, 2009

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Yeah. I will see what I can do about enlarging. And that isn't my shack. It is my brother, Nikkea's. He wanted something while I was drawing. His request: a shack in the desert with a gun turret.

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Large Map Here (I'll try to make it bigger)

Inuyasha has a building to the right of the space port.

2024 Drunk Duck Awards

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harkovast at 8:55AM, July 17, 2009

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If people ever found out where my secret bunker is, why I think I'd just go crazy!

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Aghammer at 8:58AM, July 17, 2009

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Hey, yeah, that sucked :) Those clues were too obvious… just like in games where red and white is used for clues (or something related to bread)…

OR, any game with a knife and smoke, black and white, silver, anything hammer, etc…

OR, CROCk of butter on a TYe-dyed tablecloth

None of those pointed to the person indicated… ah, you crazy GMs!! (okay, that last one was my fault)

yeah, tvtropes is a big time waster but so are other sites… not mentioning any names.

Harokvast, Aren't you dead yet?? Why??? Crocty, Aren't you dead yet?? Why???
Sea Cow, Aren't you dead yet?? OH yeah.. sorry :)

Edit: Mark Twain? You never make no sense…

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Crocty gets to distracted with whatever that one site was called((I have dail-up so I don't pay attention to video sites.)).
That's hardly related to mafia. Besides, I have a short attention span.
Besides, it's famous for taking your free time, and snapping it in twain.

InuYasha_Rules
I thought for sure that i finally figured out a clue!
Just like in Hakoshen's game…
“The victim was killed by a sledge hammer. Aghammer! Ag = Period symbol for Silver, and them hammer. Sledgehammers are silver! Yeah!”
He was the veteran :(

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therealtj at 8:59AM, July 17, 2009

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Huh. Something about this seems unsafe…

Not sure what…

Oh! I should probably avoid smoking in my tree! *Flicks cigarette in general North West direction*

That's better :D

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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crocty at 9:02AM, July 17, 2009

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Crocty did you check out my page on there?
It still needs a picture…

Oh, no..
I'll do that now, I'm bored anyway.

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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Aghammer at 9:05AM, July 17, 2009

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Ah, gotcha, my eyes couldn' quite make out the Nikkea in the desert. And thanks for mentioning the gun turret… I'll avoid the desert :)

Therealtj… thanks for trying to blow up all up!! Luckily my gunstore is concrete. Although it is full of ammo…hmmmm and some crazy crap that LOS left lying around.

Oh, and Niccea must mean AWESOME in some language…

Niccea
Yeah. I will see what I can do about enlarging. And that isn't my shack. It is my brother, Nikkea's. He wanted something while I was drawing. His request: a shack in the desert with a gun turret.

-edit-

Large Map Here (I'll try to make it bigger)

Inuyasha has a building to the right of the space port.

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Sea_Cow at 9:08AM, July 17, 2009

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InuYasha_Rules
I thought for sure that i finally figured out a clue!

I know how you feel. First game I was in I did pretty well at clue solving the rest I've done pretty bad. What can I say I must be more intuned with Hak than anyone else in this game :/

In the first game, I was a great cluesolver who found all sorts of twists. Except I was also the Mad Hatter, so most of them were false.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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Salsa at 9:10AM, July 17, 2009

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Thank You for the space port Niccea!!

RAGE!

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Aghammer at 9:11AM, July 17, 2009

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Wish I had a fly swatter…

crocty
harkovast
Crocty did you check out my page on there?
It still needs a picture…
Oh, no..
I'll do that now, I'm bored anyway.

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Aghammer at 9:13AM, July 17, 2009

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Uh, NO. Of course, I was a Velma fan :) (Daphne fans..what is wrong with you??)

Niccea
Can I take off my costume now? Or will I be the clue narrative explanation ghost for the rest of the game?

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Niccea at 9:14AM, July 17, 2009

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Ochi wanted to be a flyswatter with a mustache, but she didn't want to actually go out of her way to match Crocty.

I wanted to be a spider with a Ni head.

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Niccea at 9:16AM, July 17, 2009

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Nik wanted the turret only after I told him he was too young to play with us. Granted we have let people his age in before, but he is horrid at keeping secrets and we live in the same house. Not very good for plotting. Dad has also set curbs on his time on the computer. So…he has to wait.

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crocty at 9:22AM, July 17, 2009

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Wish I had a fly swatter…

):

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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Aghammer at 9:25AM, July 17, 2009

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Made out of dynamite…just to be sure..

crocty
Aghammer
Wish I had a fly swatter…
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waff at 9:26AM, July 17, 2009

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*waff* note to self. keep out of the desert.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Niccea at 9:32AM, July 17, 2009

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Nikkea: My turret shoots 50 caliber bullets. So, stay out of my desert!

(Unless you are dumping bodies)

-.- Nik likes coming into my room and saying that sort of stuff.

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Ozoneocean at 9:48AM, July 17, 2009

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Aghammer
Hey, yeah, that sucked :) Those clues were too obvious… just like in games where red and white is used for clues (or something related to bread)…

Not really. As I said, there was only a single clue pointing to me. The same in the first game with Niccea. All those bread clues and red white things only added up over multiple nights, after the first night there were very few clues and a whole lot of red herrings covering them, so the clues there were, were too hard to rely upon since they were no more reliable than the false clues. ;)

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As I say- Ochi was just too clever. :)
Credit where its due !

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Aghammer at 9:54AM, July 17, 2009

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Oh, I completely agree… in a lot of games there are tons of red herrings the first night and every night after(if done correctly) the real clues stand out. The problem is that a lot of people run with the obvious clue, even on the first night, and truly innocent people (like me) get lynched… HA. Oh well, it's part of the game. I'm annoyed you got eliminated btw… I wanted to be a zombie!

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Aghammer
Hey, yeah, that sucked :) Those clues were too obvious… just like in games where red and white is used for clues (or something related to bread)…
Not really. As I said, there was only a single clue pointing to me. The same in the first game with Niccea. All those bread clues and red white things only added up over multiple nights, after the first night there were very few clues and a whole lot of red herrings covering them, so the clues there were, were too hard to rely upon since they were no more reliable than the false clues. ;)

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Hakoshen at 9:55AM, July 17, 2009

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Nikkea: My turret shoots 50 caliber bullets. So, stay out of my desert!

(Unless you are dumping bodies)

-.- Nik likes coming into my room and saying that sort of stuff.

Just so long as he knows my Gamestop has a Metal Gear bay. You know; Metal Gear Rex. The mean one.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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Ozoneocean at 9:58AM, July 17, 2009

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Ah well. I got to be a monster at least.

If I hadn't have been such a dick asking to be attacked before PP gave me the Zombie role, Herio wouldn't have gone after me…
Just bad luck really that I had to strike two monsters in one go …

Still, killing two monsters at once was pretty bad-ass even if it was a complete snafu in every sense lol!

Better if Niccea and Herio had lived :(

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