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Mafia XII The Legend of Townstonia
InuYasha_Rules at 7:52AM, July 23, 2009
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I find it funny how we all seem to think that everyone is a dude and then get all worked up when we figure out that a dude is actually a chick! On the internet, I usaully just consider everyone an “it” until their gender is comfirmed.

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Salsa at 8:10AM, July 23, 2009
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Herio hath joined the battle.
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DADGUMIT!!! I'm starting talk like ya'll!
RAGE!
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waff at 8:27AM, July 23, 2009
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huzzah!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast at 9:32AM, July 23, 2009
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I always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.
So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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therealtj at 10:11AM, July 23, 2009
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harkovast
I always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.
So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

Art thou calling I a wench? Thou hast disgraced me and my kin for the last time!
*Draws sword*
Have at thee!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Hakoshen at 10:18AM, July 23, 2009
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harkovast
Hakoshen is a legend.
He was created by the romans to give the people back home something to be afraid of.

As you can see, it worked a little too well because these days he can be down right terrifying!

Fix'th.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 10:48AM, July 23, 2009
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harkovast
I always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.
So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).
WHAT!? *draws a mace* I'm a man knave *charge!* have at ye!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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InuYasha_Rules at 11:07AM, July 23, 2009
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harkovast
I always consider everyone a chick (or in ye olde language- a wench) until I see evidence to the contrary.
So as far as I am concerned mafia is always played by me and a bunch of foxy babes (or in ye olde language- a foxy wench).

ME, MY BROTHERS IN ARMS WAFF AND THEREALTJ, AND THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY NI SHALLT DESTROY YOU FOR SUCH BLASPHAMY!!!

waff
knave

Oh yeah, thats how its spelled…eth?

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Niccea at 11:26AM, July 23, 2009
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I shall join thee, knights. For I am not a wench. I be a maiden most fair.

Also: Just a reminder. The Drunk Duck Awards begin tomorrow. Don't forget to vote the Drunk Duck Mafia Comic for best Community Project. (and if you could squeeze Mystery Bread in anywhere, I would be much obligued).
2024 Drunk Duck Awards
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D_Dude at 11:51AM, July 23, 2009
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Is it too late to join? If not I'll play too.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Salsa at 12:21PM, July 23, 2009
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D_Dude
Is it too late to join? If not I'll play too.
Nope I'll add you right now.

@ everyone: I gotta mow grass in a few minutes. Since it takes three to four hours expect the game to begin a little late. It shouldn't be later than 1:30 GMT though. I'll post a link to the thread when i get it up and roles sent out.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 12:46PM, July 23, 2009
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gullas
Niccea
gullas
ARGH consider yourself lucky woman, for if it was for Odin, you would not dress in colours or go around fiddling with the knights. No, you would be at home, makin' bread and buter for your husband, who greatfully leaves his family in order to pillage and plunder for your own survival!

*draws a sword* Like to see you try.

0.0 yikes, watch were you point that thing…
You shame me brother. This is not the Viking way. Our women are proud and brave and take arms like the rest of us. And now you're backing away from a fight? Have you no shame? A true warrior would smile at the chance of a bloodshed for it may be the time that the Valkyries smile upon us and grant us access to true paradise. One where we'll spend the days fighting and the nights drinking.

Death on a battlefield will be a good day indeed.

And you may all have your fun with your “Hark, who goes there?” but I can take great comfort in the fact that I speak a true ancient language.

Víkinga líf er best að lifa,
ræna bú og bý.
Að höggva mann og kannski annan,
mikið vit í því.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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harkovast at 12:58PM, July 23, 2009
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Whoa whoa! Waff, therealtj, what is with you two drawing weapons on me?
Must be that time of the month!
Forsooth! I come from a time before political correctness.

Can I make an incredibly selfish, off topic request?
Would anyone here who hasn't already done so today PLEASE go on my comic and vote on the twc button!
I am equally dominic deagon for votes right now!
If I could out rank that comic of snouty faced, sub-manga nonsense, it would be AWESOME!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Product Placement at 1:24PM, July 23, 2009
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No shit? You tied Dominic Deegan? That's awesome.

Just for that, I'm gonna have to vote.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Hakoshen at 1:42PM, July 23, 2009
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Víkinga líf er best að lifa,
ræna bú og bý.
Að höggva mann og kannski annan,
mikið vit í því.

What?

Oh yes Hark, I voted for you just now. Now I expect you and everyone you know to both nominate and vote for TWN in this award thingie.

Now time to get back to work… so I can then later get to work on my new avatar.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea at 1:55PM, July 23, 2009
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Oh, Hark. I vote for you every day I remember on TWC. Fear not. But I also vote for Slightly Damned, Mystery Bread, and The Hub.
2024 Drunk Duck Awards
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Product Placement at 2:23PM, July 23, 2009
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Hakoshen
What?

Sorry.

Only for those who speak the old language. ^^
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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waff at 2:30PM, July 23, 2009
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Hakoshen
What?

Sorry.

Only for those who speak the old language. ^^
I'm confident the first is viking but the rest eludes me.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 2:34PM, July 23, 2009
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Well, if you must know, it's basically a poem I wrote on the fly, saying how great it is to be a Viking. ^^

Making poems on the fly: A necessary skill, where I live.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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waff at 2:39PM, July 23, 2009
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Well, if you must know, it's basically a poem I wrote on the fly, saying how great it is to be a Viking. ^^

Making poems on the fly: A necessary skill, where I live.
so the gist of thy peom be the merits of vikings.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 2:44PM, July 23, 2009
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Pretty much.

All right then, a rough translation:

It's best to live a viking life,
robbing huts and cottages.
To kill a man and maybe another,
makes a whole lot of sense.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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waff at 2:58PM, July 23, 2009
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Thank you for enlightening us.
now that that is out of the way *brandishes his mace* we should get back to the task in hand. revengeing ourselves on harkovast the knave for believing we're wenches.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Salsa at 3:20PM, July 23, 2009
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Ok I'm back and it looks like I'm going to be starting on time! :)
If you'd like to join, you'd better hurry the game starts in 40 minutes.
RAGE!
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harkovast at 4:18PM, July 23, 2009
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You guys are awesome. Thanks soooo much for your help.

Sorry, need to make that more ye olde…

Forsooth thou art privy yonder….what ever…and stuff…you get the idea.

(We are now officially ahead of Dominic Deagan! Go Team!)

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Salsa at 4:21PM, July 23, 2009
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Ok the Game is afoot and a little late, the narrative took a little long. Please be patient I'll be PQing roles to you now.
RAGE!
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