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Mafia XIII - Heaven or Hell.
Aghammer at 6:45AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Oh yeah?!?…. well, I'm pretty sure you are MAFIA… lynch him!!!

ParkerFarker
Aghammer
:P You;re just mad because I blew you up :) And, if I have been recruited someone needs to PQ me!

ParkerFarker
Stuff


F.Y.I, Someone already has PQ'd you. It was PP. He said “You have been recruited” so there!!!

and another F.Y.I., I blew myself up so thheeeerrrreeeee
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Anthony Mercer at 8:35AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Oh, no-one tried to guess my amazing game! When the war begins, you will all die, and only I will reign supreme!

…Or whatever team I'm on. Either way.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Niccea at 8:44AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Left is cyborg
Right is caveman


And we are already dead…
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gullas at 9:15AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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And we are already dead…

It's only a flesh wound ;)
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Anthony Mercer at 9:20AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Niccea
Left is cyborg
Right is caveman

You win! Next question: who ate my burger?
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Sea_Cow at 11:14AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Aw, the election's already over. I'm really blowing this one off. :\
I am so happy to finally be back home
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:42AM, Aug. 13, 2009
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When will you guys learn? I will always be the everlasting Pardoner! Mahauahahua!

Also no one wants me on there team? p.p But wouldn't be helpful to have a pardoner on the angel's side? I forgive people for past aggressions.

The Demons don't want the Bringer of Bloodbaths? I bring Bloodbaths!

Random dosn't want me? What is random selection too good to pick a flying GREEN monkey? Thats Racist!

Next week I should get high speed at home so my laptop will work there. Hopefully I can fix my computer before then but its doubtful.

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Niccea at 12:12PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Anthony Mercer
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Left is cyborg
Right is caveman

You win! Next question: who ate my burger?
I dunno. *hides the wrapper behind her back*
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D_Dude at 12:20PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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When will something actually start to happen?
Not that random fun isn't good, but it'll probably get a little old after a couple of days.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Product Placement at 12:26PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Next week I should get high speed at home so my laptop will work there. Hopefully I can fix my computer before then but its doubtful.
Hey, that's great. It came as a shock to me to learn that people were still using dial-up. If I ever have to listen to that annoying connecting sound ever again, it will be too early.

THAT SOUND! THAT SOUND RIGHT HERE!
D_Dude
When will something actually start to happen?
Not that random fun isn't good, but it'll probably get a little old after a couple of days.
I'm expecting things to get interesting after couple of days, anyways. Besides, so far it hasn't been more boring than a standard game. First turn is always an election, followed by a turn where you all have to wait for the mafia to act.

Most of the players will get a chance to do something in the game; recruit, kill, vote to lynch, etc. Most of this will be behind the curtain though.

I'm expecting this to be a relatively short game. Explosive but short.
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 12:30PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I've worked it out and the number of people with interesting roles will double every turn.
So there will be 3, then 6, then 12 and so on.
So it will only take a couple of turns for things to get very messy.
In the mean time…*lays back and chills out, sipping a drink with an umbrella in it*

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Product Placement at 12:35PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Actually, there will be 3, then 5 then 9 and so on (provided that nobody gets recruited twice or more). The angels and Demons can recruit exponentially while the Atheist only gains one follower per turn. However, when war is declared all the remaining wandering souls will join the Atheist, so it's in the best interest of the other two teams to recruit as many players, while attempting to sabotage the other team before starting the war.

You can read up about the conditions required for the war to start in the rules section on page 1.
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 1:22PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Moooore reading?
Ahhhh man!
This is like school!

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martinlo_23 at 1:29PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Some clues by now?
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Product Placement at 1:32PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Moooore reading?
Ahhhh man!
This is like school!
Sorry. I made so many special conditions for this game that it became kind of heavy reading.
martinlo_23
Some clues by now?
Soon. Soon. Once bodies start dropping and red rivers start flowing. >:)
Those were my two cents.
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martinlo_23 at 1:50PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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It's appropiate to say “lolastic”?
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blergness at 3:01PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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it always is.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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martinlo_23 at 3:14PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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In that case…








LOLASTIC!
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Aghammer at 3:17PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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PP, I'm planting a bomb on martinlo!

martinlo_23
In that case…

….
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waff at 3:27PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Aghammer
PP, I'm planting a bomb on martinlo!

martinlo_23
In that case…

….
WAILA mk1:logically a good target would be harkovast. so I shall attack him with a cattle prod.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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martinlo_23 at 3:28PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I wonder if its appropiate to say “shit” in big letters and in bold now?
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therealtj at 3:31PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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martinlo_23
It's appropiate to say “lolastic”?
I wasn't sure what this meant, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

Apparently, it's a follower of Lolaism,
a religion/belief system based on belief in all the actions of LOLA.


I'm just confused why you seem so intent on discussing this religion.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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martinlo_23 at 3:33PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I meaned lolastic as “lol”. Like, laughing out loud. I lolled at what PP said. You get it now?
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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therealtj at 3:36PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I meaned lolastic as “lol”. Like, laughing out loud. I lolled at what PP said. You get it now?
OOOOOOOOOH…

…So you're a follower of “lol”, then?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Niccea at 3:58PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Quit torturing the little kid. It is cruel.
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Product Placement at 4:00PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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Narration.

A ghostly figure wandered through the mist. He knew not where he was. He knew not what he was. His existence meant nothing to him for he had no purpose. He was forgotten. A lonely soul that was never picked up by either afterlife. It was not an uncommon thing to happen. Purgatory was wast. Expansive. It was easy to get so lost there that neither agent would spot them for a long, long time. How long has he wandered around? How many times has he encountered someone similar to himself? A shadow of a figure that would not acknowledge his existence, any more then he would acknowledge theirs? It's always the same. Always a blur. Always this accursed mist. Purgatory may not be hell but it sure felt like it.

But what's that? Over there, stood a small object sticking up from the ground. He had never seen anything like that before around here. Curious, the spirit edged himself closer, ever closer to investigate.

It's a sign. There's something written on it. The spirit recalled some dusty memories, long thought to be forgotten, about lessons in reading and observed the letters in front of him.

W..el..come… t..to… T…T..To..w.n.s….ton!

Welcome to Townston!

Ahead of him lied a small street. It led deeper into the mist and the spirit followed. Suddenly the obscurity cleared away and he was greeted by a mysterious sight. Dozens of souls were gathered here. Some seemed more lost then others, while few had developed a sense of identity. Dotted along the path were some sort of structures. Can't call them houses though. They looked more like something that's been constructed by someone who'd only had a rough idea what the purpose of a dwelling was. Like he knew that there they were supposed to be there but not for what reason. Some were just a simple looking cubes with no windows or obvious passageways present. Some were just a single door frame erected from the ground and nothing else around. However, some of those structures were rapidity changing. Evolving. Forming something that looked more and more like livable conditions. Something was happening here. Something good. He would stay here.

But what was causing all of this? Something like this had never happened before. How could things that people barely remembered be forming all around them. Why was a Townston forming here, growing from the ground?

The one responsible can't provide you with any answers for he himself knows not why. He is still at loss. Still in denial. He refuses to believe that he is dead and travels around the forming town, desperately trying to remember how his home used to look like. For some reason his unending willpower is able to forge this plane of existence, turning things that look strange and unfamiliar into a piece from home.

His strong flow of willpower does not go unnoticed. A spirit, destined to go elsewhere became attracted to his persona and flocked to follow. Another Rebellious spirit was born.

The Pit Lord, who previously was amused by all of this was now annoyed at all of these changes. He ordered his newly formed minion to claim another soul while he himself sought someone for himself.
Two more souls had their humanity stripped away, turning them into demons.

The Archangel tried to keep up with the recruiting and ordered his Angel to do the same. As he spotted a suitable follower and moved to approach, he was greeted with a dark aura. Clearly this candidate was no good after all. He would need to find someone else. A single soul was granted access to the kingdom of Heaven.

Turn 3 has begun.

Insider info:
Actions:
Angels:
Crocty recruit Ochitsukanai. Success
Kitty17 recruits Rokulily. Failure

Demons:
Harkovast recruits ParkerFarker. Success
Hakoshen recruits Anthony Mercer. success

Rebellious Spirits:
Rokulily becomes a Rebellious Spirit. Success

Current members list:
Angels
Kitty17 - Archangel
crocty - Angel
Ochitsukanai - Angel


Demons
Harkovast - Pit Lord
Hakoshen - Demon
ParkerFarker - Demon
Anthony Mercer - Demon

Rebellious Spirits
Waff - Atheist.
Salsa - Rebellious Hitler
Rokulily - Rebellious Hitler
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 4:23PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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So evil has the advantage?
Well in all the best movies the bad guys always appear to be winning at the start, but the good guys bring it back heroically at the end.

What do you mean this isn't a movie?

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martinlo_23 at 5:03PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I meaned lolastic as “lol”. Like, laughing out loud. I lolled at what PP said. You get it now?
OOOOOOOOOH…

…So you're a follower of “lol”, then?

-_-.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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humorman at 5:12PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I meaned lolastic as “lol”. Like, laughing out loud. I lolled at what PP said. You get it now?
OOOOOOOOOH…

…So you're a follower of “lol”, then?
No, he's pagan.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
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martinlo_23 at 5:18PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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When this conversation turned from I just laughed to a religion thing?
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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