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Mafia XIX: The Anime Convention
harkovast at 5:36AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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God needed the Devil, the beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.

I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.

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Randomdudeperson at 9:55AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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harkovast
God needed the Devil, the beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.

I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.

In your dreams! :p

Of course now, Hak may bring you back to life just to spite me! :(

Of course now, Hak may not bring you back to life just to prove my last statement wrong! lol!
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harkovast at 11:05AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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Random you are making my head hurt with your triple bluffing.

The key point is, I can never be lynched and I'll get brought back to life any minute now so you can all fail to lynch me once again!

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Randomdudeperson at 11:21AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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Random you are making my head hurt with your triple bluffing.

The key point is, I can never be lynched and I'll get brought back to life any minute now so you can all fail to lynch me once again!

All right! That's it! I call for a vote!

All in favor of adding “The Unlynched” to Harks all ready impresive title, say,…what ever the heck it is that you want to say, as long as it means “yes”!
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Niccea at 11:27AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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harkovast
Random you are making my head hurt with your triple bluffing.

The key point is, I can never be lynched and I'll get brought back to life any minute now so you can all fail to lynch me once again!

All right! That's it! I call for a vote!

All in favor of adding “The Unlynched” to Harks all ready impresive title, say,…what ever the heck it is that you want to say, as long as it means “yes”!
Nope. After surviving 5 games, I put unkillable in Kitty's title…then she kept dying. Let us all agree to vote to lynch Hark at some point just to see what happens. I want to know if the universe tears apart at the seems or not.
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Hakoshen at 12:26PM, Nov. 27, 2009
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Well I haven't done anything that hasn't been requested as an action. Hark was wanted dead before a lynch could even be called. And someone wanted him alive and we saw how that worked out.

The thing is, if the Otaku used his power correctly he could cause a major time paradox, undoing one death which might have caused another and undone another and resulted in a complete shift in the time dynamic.

But these narrations are weird and complicated enough to write as it is, so please don't. That would be four turns of actions that would have to be completely re-structured, re-narrated and

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 2:40PM, Nov. 27, 2009
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I only want my title to say ‘The Furry Pusher’.
Other things are names given to me by my enemies, who fear my divine power!

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Hakoshen at 4:30PM, Nov. 27, 2009
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Day Five…

As fate would have it, Zombie Lincoln was a pretty good sport, all things considered. Having had his head blown open in life, having been resurrected in an anime convention in death and more than a few attempts to kill him would have driven normal men insane. But this was Lincoln. Zombie Lincoln. And so he had gathered the funds and the manpower to have the scaffolding, the centerpiece for all of Townston activity, convention or not, rebuilt. At it's new coronation, he opted to give a speech.

“Friends, Romans, countrymen-” he began.

“Wrong speech!” someone interrupted.

“Today, my fellow Americans-”

“Wrong again! We're in a nondescript ”Western“ society, but not necessarily America.”

“Sons of Scotland!”

“Dude, are you even trying?” Lincoln scowled.

“Who is that? Who the hell keeps interrupting me?” Niccea gave a quaint smirk and slapped Crocty on the back, knocking him forward.

“Huh? What?” he asked, having been keeping up to speed with other events on his cell phone. Lincoln may have had a fully functioning brain but how was he to know Crocty wasn't the heckler?

“You think you're funny, huh?” he asked, pulling out a very long single action revolver, and shooting Crocty from across the convention hall.

Crocty the Fanboy is dead!

Night Five has begun…
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Exzachly at 9:04PM, Nov. 27, 2009
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he he.. Lincoln
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crocty at 2:48AM, Nov. 28, 2009
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Hmmmmmph. After all the people I killed as well!

(The people I killed were no one.)

Oh well…
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Randomdudeperson at 10:18AM, Nov. 28, 2009
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crocty
Hmmmmmph. After all the people I killed as well!

(The people I killed were no one.)

Oh well…

I didnt kill anyone either. This is what happens when you hang out with blood thirsty ppl! :evil:
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harkovast at 1:28PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

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Hakoshen at 4:06PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

Congrats!

And on that note…

Night … Five I think…

It had been a long and bloody road, this one, towards the domination of the convention. The Sci Fi Nerds had invaded, two lunatics had showed up and a homicidal zombified American president had shown up. Still, Exzachtly was on the prowl, looking for the last of his prey.

“I don't suppose we could talk this over?” Product Placement asked.

“Nope. Afraid not.”

“Pity.”

“Yeah, plus Hakoshen is out of ideas for narratives.”

“So that's it?”

“uh… yeah.” Exzachtly said, cutting Product Placement down.

Product Placement the Space Monk is dead!

The Otaku have won!

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea at 4:52PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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harkovast
On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!
Congratulations Papa Vast. ^.^


Also. I was the scantily clad heroine. Sorry for blinding anyone permanently.
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Randomdudeperson at 6:27PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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Hakoshen
harkovast
On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

Congrats!

And on that note…

Night … Five I think…

It had been a long and bloody road, this one, towards the domination of the convention. The Sci Fi Nerds had invaded, two lunatics had showed up and a homicidal zombified American president had shown up. Still, Exzachtly was on the prowl, looking for the last of his prey.

“I don't suppose we could talk this over?” Product Placement asked.

“Nope. Afraid not.”

“Pity.”

“Yeah, plus Hakoshen is out of ideas for narratives.”

“So that's it?”

“uh… yeah.” Exzachtly said, cutting Product Placement down.

Product Placement the Space Monk is dead!

The Otaku have won!



CONGRATS HARK!!! But how come you didnt tell us ms vast was expecting?

AND ITS ABOUT FREAKING TIME THAT THIS GAME ENDED!!! Whos running for the next gm?
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martinlo_23 at 7:09PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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Yes! Oh. Hello ya'all. Yeah I'm think i'm back. Who missed me?
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Retaya at 7:43PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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Congrats to Harkovast. I love babies. ^3^ ….exept when they poop.

And congrats to my fellow Otaku.
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martinlo_23 at 7:49PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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Congrats to Harkovast. I love babies. ^3^ ….exept when they poop.

And congrats to my fellow Otaku.

WTF?
No, seriously, made me LOL.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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seventy2 at 9:22PM, Nov. 28, 2009
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Also. I was the scantily clad heroine. Sorry for blinding anyone permanently.

what is even scarlet???
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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harkovast at 3:08AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Ummm, I have a couple of questions….

1-What is an Otaku and is it good or bad that it won?

2- If Niccea is the scantily clad heroine, why have I been wearing this thong bikini all game?

3-If martinlo is back and still alive, how long till I get a refund fromk those hit men?

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gullas at 5:36AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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harkovast
On an unrelated note, Mrs Vast had a baby today.
80% sure he is going to be called Rowan.

Hooray!

YAY's, we never can have to many Vast's in this crazy world :P

Hakoshen
The Otaku have won!

YAY go team me- wait I'm dead, so technically I didn't win :'(… but my team did anyways ^^

martinlo_23
Yes! Oh. Hello ya'all. Yeah I'm think i'm back. Who missed me?

Waaaaaaaaaait a min… YOU'RE ALIVE?!?!???!!!???!
Welcome back ;P

harkovast
2- If Niccea is the scantily clad heroine, why have I been wearing this thong bikini all game?

3-If martinlo is back and still alive, how long till I get a refund fromk those hit men?

AAAAAHHHHHHHH AUUUGHHH AAAAAAAAAH, just realized the horrors… I can never look at furries agian *crawls in a fetal position*

on the refund, if you hired Waff, then you're not seeing your cash back :P
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harkovast at 7:58AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Gullas You should not have been looking at furries to begin with!
Down that road, only death and despair await you!

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Hakoshen at 8:13AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Also. I was the scantily clad heroine. Sorry for blinding anyone permanently.

what is even scarlet???

One of her comics is “Red and White”. There was also some crap about a mystery or detectives and fiber.

Anyways, I suppose I should open up the thread for the next GM runoff.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Randomdudeperson at 8:30AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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seventy2
Niccea
Also. I was the scantily clad heroine. Sorry for blinding anyone permanently.

what is even scarlet???

One of her comics is “Red and White”. There was also some crap about a mystery or detectives and fiber.

Anyways, I suppose I should open up the thread for the next GM runoff.

Yes,yes you should. :)
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harkovast at 8:51AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Red and white?
Their failure to include blue just highlights them as communists {white russia + red = commie!}
Another enemy of freedom revealed!

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martinlo_23 at 10:18AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Just a little question cat, Who gonna be the next GM? However, Ij ust give a suggestion.






ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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harkovast at 11:12AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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I vote for martinlo!
Because….damn it! I don't have to justify myself to YOU!

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martinlo_23 at 11:23AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Darn it, Voast!
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harkovast at 11:37AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Martinlo, I can vote for someone else if it bothers you!

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martinlo_23 at 11:39AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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No, It doesn't bother me but I don't really want to be GM. I have the requisites but I don't have ideas.

So if you want to change it…
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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