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blindsk at 7:54PM, June 14, 2011
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I'm going to make a prediction here and say…

THE BOOBS ARE A LIE!

That's why we should vote for seventy2! He promises lightsabers, just look at his poster!
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seventy2 at 7:54PM, June 14, 2011
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I'm just accusing currently, but i will use my night action to detect her, and i will behold the answer.
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Ally Haert at 7:58PM, June 14, 2011
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You're just saying that because I almost beat you! I'm not an adventurer but I will take the booze. And seventy, for the record – that was terribly stupid to announce that you had that role! You should have waited to see how the voting turned out and then scryed both of the leaders. Well, anyway, all hail Jninja!

So…what do we do now? We just…wait for seventy to keep scrying people until we find the mafia?
“No one can go back to start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending,” Maria Ross.
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Salsa at 7:59PM, June 14, 2011
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Day 1

Many had answered the Dark Lords call. Some used reason, others promised to appeal to the baser urges, but by days end, there were only two remaining. Ally Haert And Jninjashadow stood before the Dark Lord.

“You two have proven yourselves, despite discussions involving renovating my Lair for your own uses,” the Dark Lord's eyes bored into Jninja's, “I place my unholy blessing on you,” The Dark Lord turned to Ally, giving her a key of immense magic, “Keeper of the Keys, and you,” he now turned to Jninja, “Dungeon Master. However! There must be one final test. You, Keeper of the Keys, Find the Stone of five blades and pull one out, use the key to imbue it with it's magics, the bring it here. And you, Dungeon Master, must be covered in Honey, rolled in bread crumbs, and dipped into boiling oil. After that, you must repeat twelve more times.”

“And then I'll be the Dungeon Master.”

“No, not until after you have finished sponge bathing the Gorgons.”

“Are they hot?”

“See for yourself.”

Jninja turned to look in the direction the Dark Lord had indicated. His face drained of color, his expression was one of utter horror, for the Gorgons were once women, yes, but now distorted and misshapen to be barely even recognizable as human.

“Oh, and Zeph, you get to help Jninja in this task.”

Zeph's expression quickly matched Jninja's.

“Oh and they have insisted on being servants in your strip club.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOO!” the pair screamed to the heavens.

“The rest of you, to your posts,” The Dark Lord commanded. He then left the gathering hall, laughing maniacally the whole way.

Ally Haert is the Keeper of the Keys
Jninjashadow is the Dungeon Master

Night 1 has begun.
RAGE!
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blindsk at 8:01PM, June 14, 2011
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Darn. Couldn't change anyone's vote before nightfall. :(
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Ally Haert at 8:02PM, June 14, 2011
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“Your magic sword, m'lord!” *bows*
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 8:02PM, June 14, 2011
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I hate when I'm mislead by the Dark Lord and tricvked into bathing unattractive Gorgons. Totally sucks.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Product Placement at 8:02PM, June 14, 2011
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No instalynch?

I was certain Jninja was gonna do it.
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 8:05PM, June 14, 2011
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Oh wait, its “night” now…

*completely ignores the fact that the sun is out and its only 1 in the afternoon*

…Time to begin our nefarious misdeeds, which we can only complete under the cover of darkness.

Like… Returning DVD's to Blockbusters without anyone seeing you, and taking a really ugly dog for a walk in rollerblades.
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seventy2 at 8:06PM, June 14, 2011
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Blinddsk, you have my undying loyalty.

He's got an hour for instalynch doesn't he?
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Salsa at 8:10PM, June 14, 2011
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And We already Have an Instalynch folks.

I forgot to mention this, until both the cleric and the Shaman are dead I won't reveal any roles. (it just takes the fun out of it if they're brought back and you know what they are)

Any who

Sudden Death.

Jninja had finished his appointed tasks. The Breaded One as the Dark Lord called him now stood before his throne.

“She cannot be trusted, she'll kill us all!”

“If that's so then, do you have the courage to do it?”

“Ten times over!”

Ally Haert returned from her quest. She saw the Dark Lord and the Dungeon Master already there. Jninja struck with ferocity and speed. His sword, just given to him by the Dark Lord, found the Keeper's heart.

She didn't even have time to scream.

Ally Haert has been slain!

RAGE!
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Product Placement at 8:16PM, June 14, 2011
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Salsa
I forgot to mention this, until both the cleric and the Shaman are dead I won't reveal any roles. (it just takes the fun out of it if they're brought back and you know what they are)
Those were my two cents.
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blindsk at 8:21PM, June 14, 2011
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
…Time to begin our nefarious misdeeds, which we can only complete under the cover of darkness.


When you put it that way…certain things come to mind.

Like…swapping the salt and pepper from their respective containers! Take that!

And poor Ally. Reminds me of my first game. Don't worry, newcomers are just too unpredictable! Never know what they're going to do!
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Niccea at 8:21PM, June 14, 2011
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Salsa
I forgot to mention this, until both the cleric and the Shaman are dead I won't reveal any roles. (it just takes the fun out of it if they're brought back and you know what they are)

-.- Double meh
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Zeph at 8:22PM, June 14, 2011
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Salsa
I forgot to mention this, until both the cleric and the Shaman are dead I won't reveal any roles. (it just takes the fun out of it if they're brought back and you know what they are)

-.- Double meh

-.- Triple meh
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Salsa at 8:22PM, June 14, 2011
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I forgot to mention this, until both the cleric and the Shaman are dead I won't reveal any roles. (it just takes the fun out of it if they're brought back and you know what they are)


What? I didn't put a time limit on it and I remember you doing something similar, and I thought it'd be obvious, right until I got Jninja's instalynch request.

Geeze I'm the Dark Lord, not perfect.
RAGE!
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seventy2 at 8:23PM, June 14, 2011
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if we're to have resurrection roles, i'm glad there's no naming of dead roles.
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Product Placement at 8:26PM, June 14, 2011
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Oh, I've done something similar and so have others.

Just annoying when we have to deal with a sudden, unforeseen, “btw guys…”, rule change.

I was just looking forward to seeing if seventy was telling the truth or not and was staying up specifically for that, is all.

Edit: Also, what time limit? I saw no mentioning of a time limit.
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Salsa at 8:27PM, June 14, 2011
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sorry, but this is pretty minor compared to some stuff.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 8:30PM, June 14, 2011
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Compared to what?
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 8:34PM, June 14, 2011
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*points to Last narration of game 12*
RAGE!
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seventy2 at 8:36PM, June 14, 2011
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I was just looking forward to seeing if seventy was telling the truth or not and was staying up specifically for that, is all.

Edit: Also, what time limit? I saw no mentioning of a time limit.

see second post on the fifth page.

also, this is a rarity, i don't normally stay up this late.
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 8:40PM, June 14, 2011
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Nooooo!!!

AAAHHHHLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY……
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Product Placement at 8:44PM, June 14, 2011
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Salsa
*points to Last narration of game 12*
You mean the showdown between aghammer, monkey and me? I'll admit that definitely caught me by surprise. All I asked was to go down with style, since I was the last pro-townie standing.
seventy2
i don't normally stay up this late.
Right and I say it's high time we hit the sack. Need to be up early tomorrow.

Goodnight, all you silly people.
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Salsa at 8:47PM, June 14, 2011
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*points to Last narration of game 12*
You mean the showdown between aghammer, monkey and me? I'll admit that definitely caught me by surprise. All I asked was to go down with style, since I was the last pro-townie standing.
seventy2
i don't normally stay up this late.
Right and I say it's high time we hit the sack. Need to be up early tomorrow.

Goodnight, all you silly people.

same here, night.
RAGE!
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 8:53PM, June 14, 2011
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I'd go to sleep but its only 10 to 2 in the afternoon.

So, night Guys!


But I will stay awake and stalk the forums.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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BffSatan at 11:04PM, June 14, 2011
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Man, I totes missed voting. Balls.


OnlyFoolsAndVikings
I'd go to sleep but its only 10 to 2 in the afternoon.

So, night Guys!


But I will stay awake and stalk the forums.
Ohhh, another person.
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 11:24PM, June 14, 2011
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BFFSatan
Ohhh, another person.

Frightening thought, huh?
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Anthony Mercer at 2:10AM, June 15, 2011
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If Ally's dead… does that mean we don't get breasts…? I know, I'll just take them from the body!

*…10 minutes later…*

Where are these men in uniforms taking me?!
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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harkovast at 3:08AM, June 15, 2011
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I wish people would stop quoting the giant picture!
It's making is a real struggle to tell whats going on here.
Am I dead yet? I feel like I probably deserve to be.

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