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D_Dude at 6:18AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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So with the proper coordination, EVERYONE could be dead in one night…
Sounds good.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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ParkerFarker at 6:30AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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holy shit, that would be the coolest narration in the history of cool narrations. Seeing how this is probably going to be a really short game, I would like to volunteer to do the illustrations.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Niccea at 6:37AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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holy shit, that would be the coolest narration in the history of cool narrations. Seeing how this is probably going to be a really short game, I would like to volunteer to do the illustrations.
Volunteer accepted!

Sorry for falling behind on the comic again. It rained here for several days on end and caused my wrist to flare up again (as you can recall that is the reason I fell behind the first time.) I will get cracking on Saturday cause I have a butt load of homework.
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Salsa at 6:52AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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now if I was mafia, I wouldn't say what my role is and I wouldn't ask the Detective to check me out. I have also pretty much signed my own death warrant if I don't get elected to either the Pardoner or the Mayor slot. Vote for salsa the paramedic. Heals the townies, makes the mafia dead!
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 7:02AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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Well, I myself stated that I was running for a mayor and I'm standing by that conviction.

Inu mentioned I'm only running to protect myself from stray bullets. I will not lie to you, of course I'm after the bullet protection. Everyone who runs are after that.

However let it be known that I'm incredibly efficient player and (and thus a clear danger to the mafia) who tends to be killed rather early in the game. It would benefit our side as much as it would benefit myself to keep me alive since I'm rather good at organizing a successful team.

You only need to check out Mafia IX if you have any doubts.

Also for the first time ever, I have a kill role bitches.



Of course in this game, we all have a kill roles T.T

Makes me wonder how long this game will last. Lynching will probably be a rather pointless practice since 80% of the town might be dead the next day.

P.S. I read Harkovast too, dammit!


Holy crap! Product's awesome speech just blew my mind! I'm officially pulling out of this race and offer him my full support!

All hail Product Placement. The wonderful embodiment of God and the subject of my desires.
You're not the only one who can alter quotes, you know.
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So with the proper coordination, EVERYONE could be dead in one night…
Sounds good.
You know… that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

It be interesting to see how TFGM would tackle that narration.
Salsa
Vote for salsa the paramedic. Heals the townies, makes the mafia dead!
*Grumble* That's a valid point. Since I can't offer you the same awesome role (I've never been a paramedic T.T) Salsa is a better candidate then me regarding the fact that he can keep us alive. Also, since he's come out like that he's bound to be killed if he doesn't get in. Then again I expect this to be a very short game since many grudges will undoubtedly be settled tonight so things like paramedics and lynches aren't that special for now.

In conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 8:02AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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I have no idea what I'm talking about.
it's cool. Neither do I most of the time.
RAGE!
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InuYasha_Rules at 8:09AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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So with the proper coordination, EVERYONE could be dead in one night…
Sounds good.

Yes, but as boring as it sounds, please control your kill power! We don't want to be killing important ppl here!

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:15AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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D_Dude
So with the proper coordination, EVERYONE could be dead in one night…
Sounds good.
You know… that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

It be interesting to see how TFGM would tackle that narration.

I'd tackle it like I tackle my japanese classes. By running around, failing my arms in every which direction and screaming “WHY!? OH GAWD WHY!?!”

P.S. Japanese teacher said sakana was fish. She got confused when I asked her what would be your description PP. She did say sashimi is riceless sushi though.

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Product Placement at 8:24AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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D_Dude
So with the proper coordination, EVERYONE could be dead in one night…
Sounds good.
Yes, but as boring as it sounds, please control your kill power! We don't want to be killing important ppl here!
Nonsense! The more the merrier, I always say. ^^

P.S. Thanks TFGM. I guess the book I read that from must have made a translation error then.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:28AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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D_Dude
So with the proper coordination, EVERYONE could be dead in one night…
Sounds good.
Yes, but as boring as it sounds, please control your kill power! We don't want to be killing important ppl here!
Nonsense! The more the merrier, I always say. ^^

P.S. Thanks TFGM. I guess the book I read that from must have made a translation error then.
Hey it might be a new term for sakana. Words change and my Sensei is old school. The teacher aids((also from japn)) are considently correcting her in what words they use for what now.

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InuYasha_Rules at 8:42AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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-.-I can't draw, but heres my poster anyways! I'm determined to win this! Come on ppl, I've never run before, go easy on me! 8D

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:45AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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First poster O.O

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waff at 8:52AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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eh why not I'm running too.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 9:29AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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PEOPLE DO NOT VOTE FOR PRODUCTPLACEMENT

since I'm the detective and all (yup I did cast my vote to him before I got the result from my detective ability) then I found out that PP is actually the mad hatter

I repeat,
DO NOT VOTE FOR PRODUCTPLACEMENT since he's mafia after all ^^

vote for Gullas, cause he's the detective with the killing ability :)
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Product Placement at 9:56AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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What did you just say?

Oh fuck that. You're not the detective. I'M THE BLASTED DETECTIVE!

And I can easily prove it too.

I can either confirm that Salsa is a Medic or not or check the role of anyone, and I mean anyone around here! However I obviously don't need to check Gullas since we now KNOW that he's mafia!

A question to TFGM: Can the detective check up on people in this turn?
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Niccea at 10:21AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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It is already chaos!
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harkovast at 10:34AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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Well at least I know I'm safe.
None of you would try to kill me because I am just too damn pretty to die!
DAMN, I just thought about how pretty I am and I had to sit down. It is literally over whelming.

If I was sane, I would suggest a pack of not attacking each other till we have some clues to work on…but that would make me a massive wuss!

Let the CARNAGE BEGIN!

Though if anyone wants to team up with me to target particular enemies, I'd be happy to jump on that bandwagon!

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Aghammer at 10:35AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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Isn't it awesome ;
Niccea
It is already chaos!
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harkovast at 10:54AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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Not being American, I am not used to everyone having a firearm….frankly I think it is more responsibility then I can handle…fingers getting ichy….must kill EVERYONE!!!!BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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Salsa at 11:06AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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People of Townston, no more shall we stand by as our neighbors are cut down in cold blood. No more shall the mafia and the serial killer terrorize us as we sleep. No more shall we fear the night. We must rise to the banner of Freedom, take up the cause of Liberty, unite as one and deliver the vengeance of Justice. Nike's blessings are upon us. Our night of victory is at hand. Our steel is sharp and the enemy's flesh is yielding. Let their blood flow forth to water our land and their carcasses feed our dogs. Let them tremble at our might. Let them run like cowards. Let them soil themselves when they hear our triumphant march. Let them cower when our banner is held aloft. Let loose the hounds the hounds of war! Elect me, and I will lead the charge and I will rip the mafia's heart out with my bare hands.

RAGE!
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harkovast at 11:10AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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So Salsa…if I understand correctly….you want us all to start shooting each other?

Can do!

*Salutes*

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Salsa at 11:20AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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So Salsa…if I understand correctly….you want us all to start shooting each other?

Can do!

*Salutes*

I would also like to be voted for mayor :) Vote for salsa. Salsa supports the Harkovast webcomic and the petting of fluffy kittens and puppies.
RAGE!
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harkovast at 11:39AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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vote for Salsa or I will shoot you!

*makes example of himself for not voting for salsa and shoots self in the foot*

THAT'LL TEACH ME!!!!

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crocty at 11:48AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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So basically, either Gullas or Product is mafia?

Okay, then I'm voting for neither. I'll instead vote for…
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:15PM, Sept. 16, 2009
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So Salsa…if I understand correctly….you want us all to start shooting each other?

Can do!

*Salutes*

I would also like to be voted for mayor :) Vote for salsa. Salsa supports the Harkovast webcomic and the petting of fluffy kittens and puppies.

Then why don't you vote for yourself?

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harkovast at 12:26PM, Sept. 16, 2009
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We need to kill all he mayoral candidates>
Since we have unlimited kill actions, everyone who runs for mayor and does not win should be attacked and killed!

The crime is life, the verdict is guilty, the sentence is DEATH!

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rokulily at 12:28PM, Sept. 16, 2009
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hmm… If we elect both paramedics one can always guard a bodyguard and the other can protect the detective- PP or gullas… And that way mafia will not get in office and the detective still has a chance! Only that would require the other paramedic to run assuming that salsa is telling the truth… This way it would garentee that you will always have a team of 4 to battle mafia plus the mayor has the double vote which would always outway mafia. Any good?

Also TFGM i finished your avi.
 
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Salsa at 12:41PM, Sept. 16, 2009
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If the detective will please confirm this, I will gurauntee that he will be protected as long as I am alive. vote for salsa. He values everyone's life, as long as they aren't mafia.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 12:43PM, Sept. 16, 2009
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If the detective will please confirm this, I will gurauntee that he will be protected as long as I am alive. vote for salsa. He values everyone's life, as long as they aren't mafia.
Confirm what? Your role? I can easily do that but I need voters myself in order to stay in the game.
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crocty at 12:59PM, Sept. 16, 2009
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Okay okay, PP isn't as dumb as…Someone who pulled Gullas' trick.
He doesn't openly pretend to be the detective, that would be like saying “Hey there, Satan. FUCK. YOU.”

Basically I think Gullas is mafia, and PP isn't. If we elect PP, and kill Gullas, and he turns out to be the detective, then we could lynch PP the next day…Or…The day after that.

However, it won't have to come to this, as PP is most likely innocent, thus I am voting for him. Sorry, DarthVaderS1999's rotting lifeless corpse, but I'm switching my vote to PP.
I support PP so much, I'll going to allow Kitty to dress up as a cheerleader, while she yells “Product Placement is our man, if he can't do it, no one can!”
Of course normally this would disgust me, but for this one occasion, I allow this.

(If any other women also wish to join in, feel free.)
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