You know what….I agree with hark. The bodyguards should reveal themselves and take a fall for the sake of the towns people! Or…you know at least kill each other.

People are listening to my ideas? WOW! We must really be screwed!

harkovast
Comrades, two long the so called ‘Mayor’ and his ‘pardoner’ have acted as tyrants! They use the aparatus of goverment to oppress you!
The gears of capitalism are oiled with the blood of the workers!

THE WORKERS REBELLION HAS COME, COMRADES!

0.0 But then how did roku survive the attacks? :( Sorry to have gotten you killed. AND GULLAS WAS THE DETECTIVE ALL ALONG! OMG!!! Ok, so pp is obviously mafia. Hes prtected by both bodyguards still, so we have to lynch him. But wait! Salsa can cancle that lynch! Now, why would Salsa save a mafia? BECAUSE IS A MAFIA ALSO!!! Now think about it. I was running for mayor and was winning, but then who won? pp, and Salsa came in second! Now how come i lost when i had a good start? Because ppl changed votes at the last minute to salsa and pp! Now, pp has proven he's the fake detective, so salsa must also be mafia! Please stop killing ppl also! We cant tell who's mafia and whos not. And parker killed a mafia, proving he ISNT mafia. If someone attacks him, they will automaticly be labeled as mafia! Again, pleae don't attack ANYONE and then afterwards, we need to lynch salsa, wait, and then pp!

Inuyasha, we mainly need to know who the bodyguards are now.
If we can kill them off then we are still in this thing.

I don't know if killing the bodyguards is a good idea….

If we kill off the bodyguards and they turn out to both be townies (which seems likely, as PP probably knew he'd be exposed when Gullas died), then we kill PP and his bombs kill two more townies (we know PP is the mad bomber cause Gullas said so before his death), then the town is in pretty bad shape. Let's see… there are 6 townies and 3 mafia right now… With the bodyguards and the bombs it could be 2-3 by the end of the night…

Not to mention I'm sure the other mafia will make their attack tonight too. So bear in mind the mafia could win this tonight if we go this route.

I'm not trying to accuse harkovast or kitty or anything… I'm just sayin PP probably predicted we'd do this and planted his bombs accordingly.

Exzachly
I don't know if killing the bodyguards is a good idea….

If we kill off the bodyguards and they turn out to both be townies (which seems likely, as PP probably knew he'd be exposed when Gullas died), then we kill PP and his bombs kill two more townies (we know PP is the mad bomber cause Gullas said so before his death), then the town is in pretty bad shape. Let's see… there are 6 townies and 3 mafia right now… With the bodyguards and the bombs it could be 2-3 by the end of the night…

Not to mention I'm sure the other mafia will make their attack tonight too. So bear in mind the mafia could win this tonight if we go this route.

I'm not trying to accuse harkovast or kitty or anything… I'm just sayin PP probably predicted we'd do this and planted his bombs accordingly.

I agree, If diabolical Product could pull off making the detective look like mafia and him look like the detective then he probably has some more tricks up his sleeve of EVIL! We should just target whoever tonight and hope we get some bodygaurds and mafia and then take it from there with lynches…

Hey guys, how's it going?



Oh don't mind me. I'm just watching your progress.

Product Placement
Hey guys, how's it going?

Thats too funny!

hmmmm… well we seem to be in a bit of a pickle don't we?

Product Placement
I don't think we need to worry about Parker. What's important is that we lynch Gullas tonight.

*sigh*, Product Placement said this because… I'm a bodyguard. I'm willing to become a martyr for the town! I thought I had a chance of escaping death this game, but now that the news is out, that PP is a damned mafia, I know I have to do my part. Kill me if it'll help, but just do one thing… remember me when I'm gone…

(I also killed Hakoshen, sorry)

*sigh* -.-* I told you so… but PP played well, so what ever happens now is up to the townies…

gullas
*sigh* -.-* I told you so… but PP played well, so what ever happens now is up to the townies…

For the last friggin time, i'm not an “e”! Or the mafia! lol. Sorry, i couldnt resist!

ParkerFarker
Kill me if it'll help, but just do one thing… remember me when I'm gone…

Okay good, cuz I sent a hit for you hours ago.




*cough* Blame random.org

You guys could always accept defeat and kill yourselfs. I gave you all the power to kill once per night. I didn't say you couldn't kill yourselfs ;D

If you do I'll get a chance at putting M*A*S*H's theme song on :D

Kill ourselves as in suicide?


If so…then can both bodyguards just /self. So we can get to PP? :D

kitty17
Kill ourselves as in suicide?


If so…then can both bodyguards just /self. So we can get to PP? :D

Sure :D

kitty17
Kill ourselves as in suicide?


If so…then can both bodyguards just /self. So we can get to PP? :D

0.0 I'd love to see that narration!

Town: We are here to kill pp! Move aside!

Bg's: But we can't! We arn't allowed to! It's against the codes of honor!

Town: So kill yourselves! That way, you can't be blamed for pps death.

Bg's: Oh, yeah, of course! *stab stab stab bang! bang! choke strangle*

Town: That was easy, CHARGE!!!

Well then…I suggest that the bodyguards kill themselves….for the sake of the town. Then that leaves PP wide open!

kitty17
Well then…I suggest that the bodyguards kill themselves….for the sake of the town. Then that leaves PP wide open!

the other bodyguard should. I'm already dead.

First off I am sorry about the fact that actually spearheaded the charge to lynch Gullas. Second I am the second medic and third I believe that Niccea is the other Bodyguard. PP asked me to protect her before telling to protect PF instead. I hope that she has been killed already because I already sent my hit for PP in. I know I have basically doomed myself, but that's the price of gullibility. If I survive the night I ask that you guys forgive me and help me take down the final two mafia as well as the serial killer. If you still see fit to kill me after tonight. Then all I ask is that you bring moar dakka.

So Parker Farker is going to kill himself (what a trooper)
And apparantly we need to kill niccea as well, if salsa is to be trust (which he probably isn't, but still….)
So unless niccea says she intends to kill herself, we should target her.
Might I suggest them some tarrget her and a few of us target the mayor (since the events may happen in an order where the bodyguards are dead when their actions trigger).
I will target the mayor, if that is okay?

harkovast
So Parker Farker is going to kill himself (what a trooper)

no, Kitty17 has sent in the kill order against me. I could never kill myself!

This game is a bit mroe up in the air the other games, since all the townies can kill stuff, the order that hits happen in will make a huge impact on how it resolves.

Sorry for not posting earlier. But yes I'm the second bodyguard and I already nobly sent in the hit for myself. I hate my schedule.

Ding dong PP's dead!!

Product Placement

Hah…Kinda saw that coming.

In all honesty I wasn't taking this game seriously, it was more of a joke. (I don't mean that in a patronising “YOU FAIL AS A GM” way, I just literally mean this mafia was a bit of a joke.)

Oh well~

Thats if we get to kill him before the mafia kills us! 0.0 Ooooohhhh…the suspence!

So…to make sure. Has anyone sent in a hit for PP yet…?

Salsa did.

might not be a bad idea to have some other's send in their hits too.

Wow tonight is just wow. I'm just wow.


Crocty this was basicly just a fun game so it is a kind of joke. I wished I had been able to play in it. I might of held the record for must times dieing in one night. That would of been awesome :D