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Mafia XVII - The Madness Continues.
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Welcome to the next cycle of Drunk Duck Mafia. This time everyone has a crazy role. Yey! *waves a small flag*


Roles:

ELECTED/GRANTED POSITIONS
These are additional roles and powers that can be granted to some of the players, via election or random selection. Use them wisely.

Mayor
The Mayor is elected at the start of the game and has numerous roles. His special abilities are:
Seal of the Mayor: Increased vote count of 2 during lynching.
Desperate times, desperate measures: The Mayor can declare 2 double lynches anytime during the game When double lynches are in effect each player gets two votes on two different people.(must notify me during night cycle or early on in the day so voting can be arranged accordingly).
Did you ever know that you're my hero…: Cannot be killed during the night while his bodyguard(s) are alive. Only the Mayor will know who the bodyguards are. The Mayor always has one bodyguard automatically assigned to him but is free to assign the second bodyguard to whomever he wishes.
Let's celebrate!: The Mayor has the option of insta-lynching one player by the end of Day 1 once he's won the election. No voting takes place. Whoever the Mayor picks, gets lynched. Take heed if you plan to use this ability since no clues have been given that could point you at a mafia at that time.


Pardoner
As a check and balance to the Mayor, the pardoner is the runner up to the Mayor. The pardoner has the ability to cancel two lynches throughout the game. This could be either two single lynches, one double lynch, one half of a double or whatever. The pardoner will have to notify me within one hour of lynch vote results before the lynch is actually posted. He is also unable to pardon on the insta-lynch.


Bodyguard
Random Pro Townies will receive the role of bodyguard once the mayor has been elected. The mayor alone will know who these people are. As long as the bodyguards are alive, the Mayor and the Pardoner can not be killed via night hits. A bomb sent to a protected person will also be intercepted.


PRO TOWN: Lynch a bad guy during the day. Survive the night. Rinse and repeat. Players who are Pro Town are in business to save Townston from corruption.

Celebrity Politician.
The Celebrity Politician is a washed up actor who's turned to politics. His ultimate desire is to become the next president. However, the road to the white house is a long one and before he can throw his hat in the big ring he'll have to gain some experience first. Even if that means running for mayor in Townston. You can guaranty that he will make mistakes on the way and probably be a terrible mayor but you can be sure of one thing:
He isn't mafia.
You may remember me from the movies, such as…: Everyone knows the Celebrity Politician. He's been in enough movies by now (whether you like them or not). The player who carries this role is known by everyone.
Automatically Running: The Celebrity Politician is running for a seat of power as soon as the game start. If the player is busy or wishes for assistance, the GM will help with campaigning.
Should he win the Celebrity Politician gains the powers of his elected seat with this side effect:
Inefficient Government: Let's face it. This person has been pampered all his live. He's lucky if he knows how to tie a shoe let alone run a town. Due to his negligent incompetence, there's a 20% chance that the lynch will fail. This could happen because the prison was undermanned, allowing the prisoner an easy escape, the rope used to lynch the person was made of inferior material and snapped, thus postponing the execution or an event similar to that.
A high profile murder: This person is always in the spotlight, 24/7. Should he be targeted and killed, the murderer will be quickly discovered since every single news medium will be covering the case (the identity of the killer will be named in the narration).


Vigilante
You are the caped crusader of Townston. A masked man who has decided to take the law into his own hands. Each night you can target and kill someone who you believes to be a villain. Be careful who you chose though because you just might be taking out a friendly.


Paramedic
You have the ability to watch one other player during night, which you must tell me about before the end of night (this move can be made during the day cycle). When a player is watched he cannot die unless the number of people attacking him outnumbers the number of people watching him or his night lives. In other words if two mafia members attack a person being watched by one paramedic, the person will die. The narrative will state that someone was attacked but save and the narration will include a clue pointing out the identity of the attacker. It does not matter if the paramedic chooses to watch someone before or after he is attacked; he will protect the person regardless. The Paramedic will also intercept bombs sent to a townie if he's being watched during the night of implantation.


Veteran
You've been around the block a few times and know how to escape an attack on your life. But for how long? The veteran gets two lives, meaning two hits must be made on him before he dies. A veteran can survive a bombing attempt if he still has both night lives but it will count as a hit attempt.


The Detective
The detective is after the bad guys of Townston. His brilliant reasoning skills and numerous contacts makes him among the best investigators in the Town. The Detective is capable of using his powers both day and night.
And you are?: Using this ability the Detective can find out much about the person that he's scrutinizing. Things like, what size of shoes he wears, his favorite brand of toothpaste, magazine subscription but most importantly, he can find out if the villager is a Pro Townie, A criminal or Neutral. (Mafia and serial killers will show up as criminals, unless they have powers to help hide their identities.) This power can only be used twice.
Who dun it?: Whenever a crime has been committed, it's up to the detective to investigate the crime scene. Should he choose to investigate someone, the detective can figure out if that someone was responsible for the crime (The detective can ask the GM if a specific player committed a specific crime and get a yes/no answer).
This election has been rigged! Looking up vote results, the detective can figure out if any criminals participated in the election. Should he choose to use this power he'll be able to find out if any criminals voted for a specific player (mayoral or lynch) and also how many they were.


The Duelist.
Few people have egos as fragile as the Duelist. If somebody wrongs him in any way, expect retribution for he will challenge you on the spot.
I demand satisfaction!: The Duelist can challenge an opposing player for a duel. Should that happen the player will be called out with the demand to accept the challenge. Should the challenged accept there will be a fight to the death. There's a 50/50 chance of victory for either side. Should the Challenged refuse to compete he will be labeled a yellow bellied chicken and treated negatively by the town (he'll also can't use his powers for this day/night cycle. Challenges are made at day and performed in the evening (covered in the end of day narration).
I was the junior champion at the Camp Kickyourass The Duelist has survived many duels and knows how to survive them. Therefore he will effectively have 2 extra duel lives(total of 3 lives) when it comes to duels. Should the Duelist loose a match he will loose one of those duel lives instead of dying. The extra lives will not help him though, should somebody attack him at night.


NEUTRALS
These individuals do not care who wins the war. They're free to choose to root for the town, the mafia, serial killers or themselves.

The Raging Berserker.
The Raging Berserker is a man filled with rage. Most of his time he keeps his broiling anger bottled up but if the right conditions occur he will snap. If somebody attempts to kill him, he will be thrown into a death rage that he's unable to snap out of. For the rest of the night he will prowl the streets killing everyone in sight before falling down dead.
Hulk MAD!!!: Oh crap! Someone attacked the Raging Berserker. Up to three individuals will die now by his hands. The Raging Berserker can choose who he will attack and he can choose to attack fewer then three but he must attack at least one person. Should he fail to pick a person to kill, the GM will randomly choose his victims for him (in that scenario the GM will also randomly decide how many he will attack).


The Pimp.
The Pimp controls the red light district of Townstown. With an army of seductive prostitutes and professional gigolos, nobody is safe from his lustful taint. The Pimp excels in extorting, blackmailing and using his pimp hand.
Digging up the dirt: The pimp collects information that he likes to use against his many customers. And since people tend to reveal things during pillow talk, allot of spicy info can reach his ears. Each night, the Pimp can find out the role of one of the townstonians. What he does with that info is up to him. The Pimp can't look up the Mayor nor the Pardoner.
In case of my untimely demise…: Stored in a hidden safety deposit are details and dirt that the Pimp has collected over his time about important people in Townston. If he ever finds himself in the unfortunate situation of being dead, those details will be mailed to every tabloid paper in a 3 state radius. This is his safety insurance so that those who he'll blackmail won't send a hitman after him. Only those who the pimp has targeted with the Digging up the dirt power will be exposed. The pimp can't manually include roles that he's figured out via alternative means.


The Flasher.
In the night, there hides a insidious man. A man with a questionable intention. Whenever someone is spotted walking about in a trench-coat, mothers are quick to cover the eyes of their children for the Flasher could be on the prowl.
Say hello to my little friend! As a part of the thrill, The Flasher likes to expose himself in front of the decent villagers of Townston. The whole thing is so traumatic that the intended target will lock himself at his home and refuse to come out for the next day and night. During that time, he's forbidden to use his powers. He's allowed to yell out from his window though, if he wishes to vote for someone.


The Mad Scientist
Few could attempt to imagine what depraved thoughts could reside inside the Mad Scientist. Using the cover of darkness, he performs twisted experiments that are certain to turn the town on the other end.
Side effects may include…: The Mad scientist has targeted a individual of his choice to perform crazy experiments on. The ordeal will change the individual, possibly granting him additional abilities. What those abilities are and whether or not they turn out to be beneficial, remains to be seen.
It's alive!: Nothing is sacred to this foul man for he has turned to grave robbing. After stealing one of the recently deceased, the Mad Scientist has performed the impossible. Reanimation. Now a walking dead, the shambling townie may attempt to incorporate himself among the living.


Paranoid
The paranoid is a wee bit unhinged by his experiences in some horrible and bloody war. During days, he's perfectly normal but during the night he keeps to himself and relives the horrors of his past. The Paranoid will kill whoever was the first person to target him in any way during the night, whether it be mafia or townie (such as a paramedic opting to protect him). The Paranoid is unable to NOT kill, but will only kill one person a night. Should two persons interact with him during the night, the first person will die but the second will not. Special note, investigation powers can be used on him without fear of death since the Detective is merely checking up on him and the pimp is sending one of his prostitutes to his home.


The Copycat
Envy is a terrible thing and there's none more envious then the copycat. Whenever somebody performs a special action, this individual is filled with the intense desire to imitate it.
I wanna try too!: The Copycat is capable of imitating any action that's been previously performed. If somebody's been killed, he can kill. If somebody received a horsehead, he can send one as well. If the detective is on the case, he can tag along and learn his moves. If the Mayor declares a double lynch or the pardoner pardons somebody, he can pretend to be them as well. The only requirements are that the powers are not responsive (like the abilities belonging to the paranoid and the berserker) and that they've been used before (can't kill until someone's been killed already). The Copycat can only copy a move once per day/night cycle and he will only perform a specific action once since he quickly becomes bored of them (can only kill once, horshead once, declare a duel once, etc)


MAFIA
The mafia’s win condition is to kill all townies. Unlike townies, all mafias know who each other are. All mafia members can kill once per night cycle. With the exception of the Godfather, a mafia member cannot kill a fellow mafia member.

Godfather
Like the Mayor, the godfather has several special abilities in his arsenal.
Send him a message: The godfather is able to leave a severed horse head in the target's bed. This has the effect of negating any special abilities the person may have had for one day and night cycle. A paramedic can intercept the message.
Call in a favor: The Godfather can once per game, cancel a lynch. If he uses that ability, during a double lynch, both lynches are canceled.
Behind the curtains: The Godfather doesn't dirty his hands since he has his goons to carry out his orders. The godfather will appear as a pro-townie to the detective, although the pimp will be able to see through him. Also, he can't be killed by anyone as long as this power is in effect.
Now it's personal: The godfather has decided to take actions into his own hands. He's brandished his pistol and taken to the streets. He gains the ability to kill once per night but looses all benefits he received from his Behind the curtains power. If the godfather is the only mafia member left, this power is automatically activated.


Mad Hatter
Each night, the Mad Hatter can do one of the following, plant a single bomb on someone or detonate a bomb that he's already planted. He can not plant a bomb and detonate it during the same night. The Mad Hatter can at most keep two undetonated bombs in circulation but is free to plant more, once he's detonated one. Every time he detonates a bomb, a clue is given who he might be. Should the mad hatter be killed either through a lynch or vigilante hit, all bombs in circulation will detonate, killing his targets. If one of his targets are killed by someone else, he loses that bomb. The bomb is also discovered on the body, which gives the townies a clue who he might be. Bombs can be intercepted by a protector, giving a clue to the identity of the Mad Hatter. Also if a paramedic chooses to protect someone with an undetonated bomb, it will be discovered.


Hitman
You are the mafia hitman. Each night you get to stab somebody in the face.


SERIAL KILLERS
While these individuals are not allied with the Mafia, they're dangerous people, none the less. Their ultimate goal is to be the last people standing.

Jack the Ripper
A serial killer with a twist. This late 19th century doctor, turned mass murderer, is famous for his crime spree in the misty streets of London. What he's most famous for is the fact that he mysteriously disappeared. What happened to him? Well fortunately I can provide you with this answer today. You see, long ago when Jack was tracking down a prostitute to vivisect, the planets in our solar system lined up in a clockwise spiral which opened up a time portal, right where he was standing. Now, over hundred years later, the planets have formed a counterclockwise spiral, opening up that portal again and dumping the mad doctor out.
…. What? …. It could happen!
…. Anyways Jack the ripper will use his medial background to masquerade as a paramedic.
A new test subject: Jack the Ripper will be able to kill each night like the good old days.
I used to be a doctor, you know.: Although old fashioned, Jack's medical skills are sufficient enough to pass of as a Paramedic. He is also able to protect someone each night and this practice will become his alibi. Anyone digging up info about his role will see him as a normal paramedic (or a pro townie).


The Twins (two separate roles)
These two twisted siblings enjoy the texture of blood, the taste of panicked sweat and the sound of a helpless cry. They are serial killers who will not stop until everyone are dead. Whatever they do, they do in unison and are always ready to back each other up.
We act as one: The twins are practically collective in their decision making although sometimes they disagree with each other. They kill as one and can not kill separately. Both have to send in a kill request, targeting the same person. Should they fail to do so, the GM will decree that the brothers spend the night bickering about who they'd should kill. However let it be known that their kill attempts are counted as two separate attacks and thus they could boycott protections made by paramedics and the paranoid.
I got your back brother: One twin can not be killed as long as the other is around. They protect each other ferociously and will stop any attacks made on their other half. In addition to that, should one of them be discovered by the town and subsequently lynched, the other brother will bust him out before he is killed.
The only way to get rid of them is to double lynch them together or target them both during the same night.

Number of roles:

Pro-Town:
1 Celebrity Politician.
1 Detective.
2 Paramedics
1 Vigilante
1 Veteran
1 The Duelist

Neutrals:
1 The Pimp
1 The Flasher
1 The Copycat
1 The Mad Scientist
1 Paranoid
1 Raging Berserker

Criminals:
(Mafia)
1 Godfather
1 Mad Hatter
2 Mafia Members
(Serial Killers)
1 Jack The Ripper
2 The Twins
Those were my two cents.
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Product Placement at 1:06PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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This post is reserved for election status, narration links and other important info.

1. TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Everlasting Pardoner and Bringer of Bloodbaths. Lynched during Day 4
2. Randomdudeperson a Twin. Died during Night 5
3. kitty17 The pimp. Survived!
4. Waff-Man. The Hyperactive Godfather. Died during night 4
5. Anthony Mercer the Paranoid. Survived!
6. gullas the Impaler. The Duelist with Healing Hands. Died during night 4
7. rokulily the Minister of Cuteness, the Mayor and Jack the Ripper with an Unusually high Bloodpressure Survived!
8. crocty the Usual Suspect. A Copy cat. Died during night 4
9. D_Dude the Flasher. Survived!
10.GarBonzo Bean the Vigilante. Died during Night 1. Revived during Night 2. Died again during Night 6
11.Niccea the Great Deceiver and Keeper of Records. The Celebrity Politician. Lynched during Day 5.
12.Sea_Cow the Veteran and Bodyguard. Died during Night 6
13.seventy2 A Paramedic. Died during Day 4
14.Harkovast the Patron Saint of Finger Pointing. The Detective and a Bodyguard. Died during Night 1. Revived during Night 3. Died again during Night 5
15.Salsa the Luckless. A Raging Berserker. Died during Night 4 Revived during Night 6 - Survived!
16.pastel the Mass Murderer. A Paramedic. Died during night 4
17.Hakoshen the Spartan. The Mad Scientist. Survived!
18.ParkerFarker a Twin. Died during Night 5
19.Aghammer the Explosive. A mafia Hitman. Lynched during Day 3.
20.therealtj the Behindhanded. A mafia Hitman. Lynched during Day 6.
21.Ted the Capital Punishment Delivery Systemâ„¢ Died during Day 2
22.Señor Shakespeare the Android. Died during Night 4


Day 1 Mayoral election.

Rokulily (5) Mayor'd
Poster bonus
rokulily
ParkerFarker
pastel
Hakoshen

Niccea (5) Pardoner'd
gullas
Salsa
D_Dude
Aghammer
Sea_Cow

TheFlyingGreenMonkey (5)
Poster Bonus
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
waff
harkovast
therealtj

CarBonzo Bean (2)
Niccea
kitty17


Day 2 lynch vote

TheFlyingGreenMonkey (8) Lynch Canceled!
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
Niccea
Sea_Cow
Kitty17
Randomdudeperson
Anthony Mercer
Aghammer

Kitty17 (1)
TheFlyingGreenMonkey


Day 3 lynch vote - Double lynch!


TheFlyingGreenMonkey (8) Survived
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
Niccea
Salsa
Gullas
D_Dude
Anthony Mercer
crocty

Aghammer (8) Lynched
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
Niccea
Salsa
D_Dude
Anthony Mercer
crocty
GarBonzo Bean

Gullas (2)
Waff
TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Parker Farker (2)
Waff
TheFlyingGreenMonkey


Day 4 lynch vote

TheFlyingGreenMonkey (5) Lynched
Niccea
gullas
Salsa
GarBonzo Bean
Sea_Cow

Niccea (2)
Harkovast
TheFlyingGreenMonkey


Day 5 lynch vote


Niccea (7) - Lynched
rokulily
*seal of the mayor*
harkovast
ParkerFarker
kitty17
therealtj
D_Dude

Harkovast (1)
Niccea

ParkerFarker (1)
GarBonzo Bean

therealtj (1)
Hakoshen


Day 6 lynch vote

Therealtj (5) - Lynched
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
GarBonzo Bean
kitty17
D_Dude

Rokulily (1)
therealtj


End of turn narrations:

Day 1
Night 1
Day 2
Night 2
Day 3
Night 3
Day 4
Night 4
Day 5
Night 5
Day 6
Night 6 - Final Narration
Those were my two cents.
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Product Placement at 1:06PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Narration:

“That's it! I'm done being a helpless observer around here” screamed the Townie as he slammed his trunk on his car. “I've had it with this town and its crazy shenanigans!”
The town center was packed with various vehicles, all stuffed full of family members and furniture.
Over the past few days a mass exodus has been occurring in Townston. Anyone without special skills has been high tailing it ever since the news got around that yet another mafia gang had moved into town. Townies are always the first one to die. They aren't welcome to run for mayor. The paramedics refuse to protect them. Being a townie sucks balls big time. It's only so much they can take before giving up.

The local mime was trying his best to convince all the no talents to stay but it turns out that invisible walls aren't that great at stopping incoming cars. The car fleet left the town, plowing through what remained of the mime.

A paramedic rushed to investigate the red smear on the road. After careful analysis, he concluded that there was nothing he could do for him.

Product Placement the mime is dead.

“Oh well at least nobody important got killed” said the veteran.
“That's what you think” replied the detective. “that was our mayor”.
“Really?” asked a trench coat wearing individual, “so those weekly shows of his were-”
“-were the town meeting, yes.” Said the detective, finishing his sentence.
“Wow. All of a sudden, his impression of graphs started to make a whole lot of sense now.” concluded the trench coat man before walking off.

Oh boy. So that means we have to hold a dumb election then. All right. Everyone send in their votes and… Hey! What are you doing? Get away from my… gah!

“This is an ad campaign paid by the Niccea foundation.”



“Everyone please vote for Niccea the Celebrity Politician.”

Well… that was annoying. I'm gonna have to ask you players not to hijack my narration like that again.

In any case…

Day 1 has begun!
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 1:26PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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I don't know what my role is.
No seriously.
I refuse to know.

I am plaing blind mafia.
No one can out wit me if I already out witted myself!
Vote me for mayor, because you never know, we might get lucky!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Salsa at 1:28PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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* gets swampped by people buying tickets to leave townston *
I'm sorry, there are no flights available to Tiuana.
No! I don't have an X-wing!
Get away from those fuel tanks!!!!
NO smoking please!!
* strains on sanity *
RAGE!
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crocty at 1:35PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Oh crumbs…

Not running for mayor. No reason, I just don't wish to be mayor. Unless no one else who's cool runs, then I'll run myself…
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Aghammer at 1:44PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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c'mon…. we all know you are the Flasher! :)

Oh, and PP, I'm glad you died since you forgot my mafia “title” AND are a MIME (I KNEW IT!)

harkovast
I don't know what my role is.
No seriously.
I refuse to know.

I am plaing blind mafia.
No one can out wit me if I already out witted myself!
Vote me for mayor, because you never know, we might get lucky!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:21PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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This is how my vote will go

1.) Kitty if she asks for it.((She helped with a comic))
2.) The Flasher
3.) Me
4.) Someone else((If they bribe me ;D ))


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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:23PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Product Placement
Narration:
The local mime was trying his best to convince all the no talents to stay but it turns out that invisible walls aren't that great at stopping incoming cars. The car fleet left the town, plowing through what remained of the mime.

Aww thanks for putting my comic in the nar man. I guessed I killed you then didn't I. Unless its a red Herring.

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Niccea at 2:25PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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That is right vote for Niccea!

I'm famous! And I'm not Mafia!

-edit- Personally, I think you should try to find something better than me since there is always a 20% that lynches under me will fail.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:31PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Niccea
That is right vote for Niccea!

I'm famous! And I'm not Mafia!
But if your elected 20% chance of failed lynch D:

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Niccea at 2:38PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Niccea
That is right vote for Niccea!

I'm famous! And I'm not Mafia!
But if your elected 20% chance of failed lynch D:

Yes, but there is a few (how many mafia are there?) in 18 chance that anyone else you elect as mafia. There is 100% chance I'm not mafia.

That doesn't mean you should vote for me, but statistically speaking…
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:48PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Niccea
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Niccea
That is right vote for Niccea!

I'm famous! And I'm not Mafia!
But if your elected 20% chance of failed lynch D:

Yes, but there is a few (how many mafia are there?) in 18 chance that anyone else you elect as mafia. There is 100% chance I'm not mafia.

That doesn't mean you should vote for me, but statistically speaking…
Theres only…dang that is alot O.O

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GarBonzo Bean at 3:06PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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I'm running for mayor, I am the…. Vigilante! Vote for me!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Sea_Cow at 3:40PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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GarBonzo Bean
I'm running for mayor, I am the…. Vigilante! Vote for me!

I hope you're pulling a Harkovast, because otherwise we're fucked.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Niccea at 3:57PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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I'm ready for my close up.
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Sea_Cow at 4:03PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Niccea
I'm ready for my close up.

Yeah, I'mma probably vote for Niccea.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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rokulily at 4:10PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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hm… Well I think I'll run- but for pardoner if thats all right.

And I can't offer bribes this time until i finish the last of harks* unless you want fanarts sometime in november. Mostly because of midterms and halloween- I take it seriously(more then the midterms, that's for sure).

*he had multiple bribes finish 1 out of 2- 2nd one gonna be epic like
 
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therealtj at 4:25PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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:O

Is it too late for me to still get in? :(

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rokulily at 4:30PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Is it too late for me to still get in? :(

there should be a role leftover somewhere since we never made it to 20
 
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gullas at 4:34PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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yeah, I was thinking about running, but a crooked politician is better then a mafia one…
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ParkerFarker at 4:39PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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guess what everyone! I have a roooolllleeeee!!! How exciting?

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Aghammer at 4:43PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Still NO title by my name! PP, it was “by far, the best looking”… please add that to my name.

Sea_Cow, if you run you got my vote cause that game would be f'ing awesome.
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rokulily at 4:45PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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guess what everyone! I have a roooolllleeeee!!! How exciting?

SUPER califragilistsic expialidociously exciting is what.
 
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harkovast at 4:45PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Aghammer why are your pictures always chicks?
You are messing with my already shaky gender identity!

If anyone wants to place bets on what my role will turn out to be, feel free. I am excited to find out if Ican kill people or not.

If Kitty runs for mayor I would be a low down skunk if I didn't vote for her after all her help!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Aghammer at 4:50PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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You look more like a cat than a skunk but maybe that's just me? And, who says that's a chic picture? Don't judge man, don't judge!

Who's collecting the bets? I'm saying “FLASHER”… naked cats are very scary!

harkovast
Aghammer why are your pictures always chicks?
You are messing with my already shaky gender identity!

If anyone wants to place bets on what my role will turn out to be, feel free. I am excited to find out if Ican kill people or not.

If Kitty runs for mayor I would be a low down skunk if I didn't vote for her after all her help!
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rokulily at 5:04PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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If anyone wants to place bets on what my role will turn out to be, feel free. I am excited to find out if Ican kill people or not.


hmm… Harks got mad scientist written all over his face. With what looks like apricot jelly… You better go clean that off.
 
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Hakoshen at 5:10PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Hark was insane to begin with. We had an entire game inside of his head! That's enough to drive anyone crazy.

Nay, Vote for me! I'm totally not being suspiciously active this game!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
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Niccea at 5:14PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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And, who says that's a chic picture? Don't judge man, don't judge!

I say.

Original Picture (Drawn by Ag colored by me)
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Aghammer at 5:19PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Oh yeah, I forgot ;)

Niccea
Aghammer
And, who says that's a chic picture? Don't judge man, don't judge!

I say.

Original Picture (Drawn by Ag colored by me)
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