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Mafia XVII - The Madness Continues.
Product Placement at 10:29AM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Lynch vote status.

Therealtj (5)
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
GarBonzo Bean
kitty17
D_Dude

Rokulily (1)
therealtj
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therealtj at 10:54AM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Lynch vote status.

Therealtj (3)
Rokulily
*Seal of the mayor*
GarBonzo Bean
Wh-wh-wha?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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therealtj at 12:20PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Something just occurred to me. Rokulily is the Jack the ripper, so shouldn't we lynch her? I mean, her job is to kill everyone!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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rokulily at 12:38PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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i believe i said i would draw this…


therealtj
Something just occurred to me. Rokulily is the Jack the ripper, so shouldn't we lynch her? I mean, her job is to kill everyone!

no its not. that was the twins job. MY job is to kill protown, mafia, and the twins. i can form a neutral team and then the neutrals would win.

of course, as mayor it's my job to help towntons as much as possible by first getting rid of the twins and mafia and protecting the cititzens(as long as i could before i was found out). ya elected me, and even if i'm a serial killer, i gotta few jobs to do.
 
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kitty17 at 12:40PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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That… is the greatest thing I've seen all day.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Hakoshen at 12:52PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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rokulily
i believe i said i would draw this…


I think my brain just exploded… toodles
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Product Placement at 1:04PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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rokulily
Good lord. That just made my day. lol!
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:14PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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therealtj
Something just occurred to me. Rokulily is the Jack the ripper, so shouldn't we lynch her? I mean, her job is to kill everyone!

PP- Can the townies win if Jack lives?
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Product Placement at 1:17PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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GarBonzo Bean
PP- Can the townies win if Jack lives?
I've already covered this. Neutrals, who don't oppose Jack the Ripper can share victory with him. Pro-town, mafia and opposing serial killers have to die for Jack to win.

Here, read this post. It tells you everything you need to know about possible victory conditions.

Oh, and I forgot to mention. Since Niccea is no longer alive, the town does not suffer from inefficient leadership any more. Lynches are 100% successful again.
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therealtj at 1:20PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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GarBonzo Bean
therealtj
Something just occurred to me. Rokulily is the Jack the ripper, so shouldn't we lynch her? I mean, her job is to kill everyone!

PP- Can the townies win if Jack lives?
You, me, and sea_cow are the only ones she has to kill. It would be wise for the three of us to go against her.
rokulily
Oh lol.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Salsa at 2:00PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Rokulily, you have made my day. (stupid ECE 380 lab and VHDL errors)
RAGE!
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harkovast at 4:14PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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For that image alone, rokulily deserves to win!
I am indeed too big to flush!
Rokulily, you win the internet forever!

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Product Placement at 4:55PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Narration!

“Uargh! Make it stop!” screamed Rokulily as she banged the floorboards. The singing mouseplague spared no one and all those cookie crumbs meant that the town hall was a magnet for musical rodents.

"Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because…


”Shut! up!“ she whined while trying to pry open one of the boards as the townsfolk walked in on her.
”He-hem. Miss mayor? We caught this man here knocking on peoples doors, claiming to be an exterminator.“
”Oh thank god. He can deal with this nuisance then.“ said Rokulily relieved.
”No wait! I recognize him!“ barked Sea_Cow. He's the one who shot me the other day.
”Sea_Cow. You were shot in the head. You're hardly a qualified witness“ argued the mayor.
”Well… yeah… but it hurt and I'm pretty sure that he did it.“ whimpered Sea_Cow while nursing his Band-Aid®.
”At any rate send in this exterminator. I wish to question him.“ continued Rokulily and Therealtj is dragged in before her.
”No wait! This is all a mistake!“
”Oh don't worry. We're not here to charge you for any criminal behavior.“ said the mayor with a more gentle tone. ”Just take care of my pest problem and I'll reward you with a life time supply of muffins.“
”Well, that's the thing. I'm not a qualified exterminator. I don't even like hurting small animals.“

…This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend…
“ continued the mice with their high pitch squeaks, drilling through the head of the exhausted mayor.
”So you're saying, you can't take care of this problem?“ she said with a firm and angry tone.

therealtj the Mafia Hitman has been lynched.

Day 6 is over

Night 6 has begun.
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therealtj at 5:11PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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WELL TOWN, ENJOY LOSING.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Randomdudeperson at 5:21PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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therealtj
WELL TOWN, ENJOY LOSING.

Sore loser. :p
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harkovast at 5:38PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Hak, bring me back to life so I can help rokulily win more!

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rokulily at 6:06PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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awesome narration

augh- i really do hate that song… It is right up there with ‘i know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves'
 
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Salsa at 6:12PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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I guess i should say that I have taken it upon myself to draw an abridged version of the narrative. Should be interesting.
RAGE!
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Hakoshen at 6:37PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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harkovast
Hak, bring me back to life so I can help rokulily win more!


Huh? You died again?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 6:47PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Hak, Just assume I am dead every night unless you are instructed otherwise.
It will save me a lot of time if I don't have to let you know every time I get murdered this game!
Bring me back so we can break the “Most times someone has come back to life in one game” record.
Then my new title could be Lazarus!

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Salsa at 6:50PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Here's what really happened to therealtj, not TFGM.size=2](ending left to your imagination)
RAGE!
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Hakoshen at 6:51PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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harkovast
Hak, Just assume I am dead every night unless you are instructed otherwise.
It will save me a lot of time if I don't have to let you know every time I get murdered this game!
Bring me back so we can break the “Most times someone has come back to life in one game” record.
Then my new title could be Lazarus!

Technically, we've already broken that record by doing it once.

Roku with a scythe? Creee-py.

Besides, I have a more… interesting idea.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 7:18PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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More interesting then me being alive again? I find this hard to imagine!

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Hakoshen at 7:30PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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harkovast
More interesting then me being alive again? I find this hard to imagine!

Isn't it like two in the morning over there? You should be in bed, mister!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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therealtj at 7:36PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Hakoshen
harkovast
More interesting then me being alive again? I find this hard to imagine!

Isn't it like two in the morning over there? You should be in bed, mister!
Tsk, tsk, I told you we shouldn't have let him stay up and watch that movie.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:37PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Salsa
Here's what really happened to TFGM (ending left to your imagination)


I can't help if I'm scaired off mice. If I wasn't I'd kill them for the mayor. Also I knew I shouldn't have sold her the scythe of darkness.

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Hakoshen at 7:44PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Hakoshen
harkovast
More interesting then me being alive again? I find this hard to imagine!

Isn't it like two in the morning over there? You should be in bed, mister!
Tsk, tsk, I told you we shouldn't have let him stay up and watch that movie.

Well, we tried flushing him and that didn't work, so what else were was I supposed to do? Tell a six foot tall walking armored cat with PSI manifested Lighthawk blades to go to bed?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Salsa at 7:48PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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no you give him catnip, lotsa lotsa catnip.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 7:52PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Salsa
Here's what really happened to TFGM
But we just lynched therealtj.

For some reason when I try to picture that narration of mine, all I can see is Rokulily, looking embarrassed as she's caught trying to pry up the floorboards.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:57PM, Oct. 25, 2009
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Salsa
Here's what really happened to TFGM
But we just lynched therealtj.
When will you learn everything is about me…ME!((Family guy))

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