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Mettaur at 4:22PM, March 3, 2010
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Hark, I'm hoping you weren't sadistic enough to send the torture I recommended before…force them to watch Rick Astely's “Never Gonna Give You Up” until their eyes melt. No one could possibly be sadistic enough to do that, right?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 4:24PM, March 3, 2010
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Kroatz
It must have something to do with Celine Dion…
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That's not funny.
RAGE!
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Kroatz at 4:25PM, March 3, 2010
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I thought it was… :P
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harkovast at 4:57PM, March 3, 2010
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Those punishments are in correct….but you are thinking along the right lines….

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Kroatz at 5:09PM, March 3, 2010
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Gasp!
Are you making him look at “Deuce Bigalow: european gigolo”?
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Mettaur at 5:35PM, March 3, 2010
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So long Seventy-Two, you want your last light, and the blinds to block out the sight?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 6:46PM, March 3, 2010
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Narration:

“Oh do we have a fun show for you tonight, folks. Behind this door is our next contestant.”
“That's right Seventy2 has been locked in a room for 5 straight hours where he's been forced to watch old reruns of happy days and listen to the theme song from that same show that's stuck in an endless loop. Added to that mix is various impractical torturing devices that he's free to play with. We will be opening the door in just a minute to see the result”
“But now a word from our sponsor. Felling bloated and constipated? Is your car giving you troubles again? Having troubles getting that sasquatch to leave your backyard? Well, ignore that shit and go read Harkovast. That's what I always do.”
“Ok, we're ready to open the door. What will we find?”
“Well jeff. It looks like Seventy chose to blind himself with the rusty pliers.”
“Oh damn. I was hoping he'd pick the wooden spoon.”
“Didn't we all, Jeff? Didn't we all?”

Seventy2 the man with the ball hat is dead.

“Man the crap they have on TV these days.” Said mattboy115, reaching for his remote, only to find that it had gone MIA again.
After finally discovering that it had fallen between the folds of the sofa again, he decided to change the channel.
A cloaked figure came on the display that was pointing at him. “Mattboy. Your time has come.” it said.
“Uhm… On second thought. I think I might grow to like ‘Worlds silliest executions’ after all.” said mattboy nervously as he fumbled the remote, pressing buttons.
His withered corpse would undoubtedly scare the bejubus out of the cleaning lady when she arrives the next day, to clean his place.

Mattboy115 the paramedic has suffered greatly.

At that instant a giant truck with a dollar sign painted at the sides drove into town and parked next to Salsa's house.

Day 6 is over.

Night 6 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
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Product Placement at 6:47PM, March 3, 2010
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Sorry guys. That was a very long phone call.
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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Salsa at 7:01PM, March 3, 2010
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oops.
RAGE!
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rokulily at 7:09PM, March 3, 2010
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Salsa
oops.

eh, everybody knows buttons are meant to be pressed. why else were they invented?!
 
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Mettaur at 7:15PM, March 3, 2010
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Regulator Ryan: Well, now we have only the Mafia leader to tend to. And I thought Salsa would be opposed to the Box after what it did to his brother!
Regulator Richard: Meh, I guess to them guys, caps are caps.
Regulator Ryan: Remember that not all of the people in that town are corrupt and evil. At least for the good guys left there we should send some supplies over.
Regulator Richard: But the current Mafia Leader is too powerful, hell, even managed to take out the god-damn Batman. Damn, he would have made a hell of a Regulator.
Regulator Ryan: So It's agreed. In the absence of Regulator Z, we keep the Vault open, but on close guard.
Regulator Richard: Hey Fawkes, the Protectrons are all working, right? No malfunctions?
Fawkes: No, I have made sure they are all at their best. Now I must go, and give to the orphans my money.
Regulator Richard: Okay, we stay open, but on close guard. And no one leaves except Fawkes until the Big Z gets back.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 7:17PM, March 3, 2010
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And Rokulily, perhaps it was to taunt people that wanted to press them but couldn't.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Randomdudeperson at 8:53PM, March 3, 2010
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Well, I figured since it worked for Product Placement, it should work for me.

My birthday is next week! And you know what I would just LOVE as a birthday present? Your vote for me as your new gm! Besides, PP got in cause of a viral infection in his heart. I have to go to the doctors tomorrow to pinpoint how long I have before I need open heart surgery. Not kidding.
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harkovast at 3:21AM, March 4, 2010
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I must say, I think my leadership of this town has really been a great success.
Crime is down (no one alive to commit crimes)
Taxes are down but tax revenue is up (I just take all the stuff the dead people had)
Plenty of good housing (as the owners are all dead)
and a generally positive attitude (I feel postitive, so I assume the rest of you do too!)

VIVA LA HARK!

Now go read Kombat Kubs!

http://www.drunkduck.com/Kombat_Kubs/

That is all!

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Mettaur at 3:51AM, March 4, 2010
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You are wrong, Mayor Hark! There is still one criminal left! The dreaded leader of the Mafia! The town must not rest until that villain has been brought to justice! The houses without anyone to care to them anymore will fall into dis-repair! Bad housing then! You can be arrested and even executed for stealing from dead people! And don't be as blind as Louis the XVI! Look around you, ask the people their opinions as well!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 4:24AM, March 4, 2010
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Well, I figured since it worked for Product Placement, it should work for me.
You're comparing birthdays to having to spend a week at the hospital now?
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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harkovast at 5:33AM, March 4, 2010
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My good friend Mr Leary has been working on the new townston national anthem.
As you might have guessed, it is all about me, your loving mayor.
The part about nuclear weapons is especailly true of my attitude to everything.


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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:19AM, March 4, 2010
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Zombie popping in!

Well you got one of them. Now the townies can have an ultimate win. That is if they're not all killed in the night. I thought they were screwed without me.

Feel better Random. I demand you to. Because Cozmo's not a good doctor (anyone get the reference?…anyone?!).

I still don't know who I'm voting for for GM.
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Niccea at 9:18AM, March 4, 2010
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Good news! I found a student edition of Photoshop CS4 for $200. I will purchase it for myself after my fiance's first real world pay check. (When he starts getting paid I will have less financial responsibility in the household. Right now I take care of the groceries.) I can't wait to get back to my normal self. I'll do my best the catch the mafia comic up in my free time with what I got, but I look forward to using my full capabilities.
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rokulily at 10:27AM, March 4, 2010
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yay for niccea!



reminds me i gotta go re-install my photoshop because my computer is being a jerk. i've been using… ms paint and a picture viewer software… i really need to go re-install photoshop…
 
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This is still going?! Wow. Longest mafia ive seen.
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I Am The 1337 Master
Because Cozmo's not a good doctor

That episode of seinfeld that kramer pretends to be a doctor

or

A fairly odd parents episode or something.
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gullas at 2:08PM, March 4, 2010
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actually the first mafia iirc was similar in length…
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crocty at 2:31PM, March 4, 2010
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People
LONG MAFIA
OH YEAH?
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=49185&cid=243
I was such an awesome host.

I can't remember if that's the longest. I think that mafias used to be 30 or so pages….
I remember we went like 10 pages in one night….
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Salsa at 2:33PM, March 4, 2010
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Good thing that was during the summer!
RAGE!
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crocty at 2:35PM, March 4, 2010
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I remember we went like 10 pages in one night….
It's important to know that none of these pages were actually relvant to the game.
Mostly Futurama references at DarthVaderS1999's expense.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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seventy2 at 2:43PM, March 4, 2010
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oh yeah? well i was running out of money anywyas….and i was going to settle down. have a nice little boy with a 3 corner hat….and a little girl with a bonnet.

but now. now i've been lynched.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Salsa at 2:50PM, March 4, 2010
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VOTE for Salsa as your next GM.
There'll be gunslinging!
There'll be hangings!
There'll be crazed men with explosives!
VOTE NOW!

(and I will be drawing a colored scene from every cycle, (The executed get to choose their method of execution) that's right Folks, you get a pretty picture AND get to choose how you die!)
RAGE!
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Long ass mafia

Id just like to say…. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:51PM, March 4, 2010
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ucked up the page there same. :)

I'm looking forward to dying if you win salsa. That way it can count as guest art!!!…in a way…

Meanwhile the dead guy roams on…or Rick James…(no one will get the reference)

-the dead 1337 master

PS: You got it same? It was the Fairly Odd ones.
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