Day 1 Mayoral election.
Harkovast (6) - in lead
Poster Bonus
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
harkovast
same
crocty
D_Dude
therealtj (4)
Poster Bonus
rokulily
I Am The 1337 Master
mattboy115
TheFlyingGreenMonkey (1)
PoorBoyBlues
Rokulily (1)
Poster Bonus
Things are livelier now thanks to some more people running but I'm unhappy about the low vote turnout. Polls will close in three hours from now. Common now you silly people. Vote like there's no tomorrow! Don't make me start threating you with zombie presidents.
MAFIA... and other forum games
Mafia XXIII - Back to the Basics.
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therealtj
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Nobody seems to notice that Hark instantly obtained three votes plus himself? Does that number seem familiar to anyone else?
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seventy2
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just cause i don't have a poster doesn't mean i'm not voting formyself, or not running.
I'M JUST LAZY.
wait…what?
I'M JUST LAZY.
wait…what?
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Product Placement
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Thank god that this game thread has been finally stickied. I was getting tired of always accidentally clicking on the old game.
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By the way, I think you forgot to update the numbers on Hark's votes. Just saying.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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I have no idea what you're talking about :P
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Niccea
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therealtjYou are in the same boat of numbers.
Nobody seems to notice that Hark instantly obtained three votes plus himself? Does that number seem familiar to anyone else?
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30 minutes.
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A new power is rising.
It's victory is at hand.
It's victory is at hand.
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Narration:
“Hear ye, hear ye! This Town Meeting is Called to Order!” said the flamboyant town crier in the striped pants, dinging his loud bell. Ever since the death of the old mayor, that annoying loud mouth had been shouting his way through the streets, reminding everyone of the upcoming election. Yes we know! If nobody votes then nobody gets the seat! Quit reminding us about it!
Most of the villagers had gathered in the Town Hall to attend the selection of their new leader. Some armed with heavy weaponry, others randomly yelling up “huzzah” or showing off their pedicure. An annoyed man started bickering about his favorite seat that someone else was sitting on while others showed about to get to the ballot box faster. Surprisingly many chose not to vote at all, content on sitting around, picking at their noses.
“-I'm still saying that I'm disappointed with the lack of campaign posters. People need to be motivated into voting” said a voice that could be heard from the room. Rokulily had made up a decent poster of herself in protest and was swinging it around, almost hitting few people still walking about.
Therealtj had just finished his devastating smear campaign against seventy2 that seemed to have worked wonders. Nobody voted for him, not even seventy2.
“No one who's running can be trusted” said Niccea and put an empty ballot in the box.
“Well, I'd say that Hark should win” said TheFlyingGreenMonkey, out of the blue, causing many to turn to him in confusion.
“Harkovast? But he isn't even running.”
A certain set of cat ears began to burn when these words were uttered. There were people voting for him when he wasn't even running? Imagine how many would if he actually was a candidate.
“I'm the perfect leadership material!” said Harkovast as he jolted out of his seat and scraped seventy2's name off his ballot sheet, writing his own name down instead.
Rooting for him, TheFlyingGreenMonkey yelled up: “That's the spirit Hark. I'm with you to the end”
“Out of the way! I know what I'm doing!” bluster Harkovast as he pushed several villager out of the way, knocking few of them on the floor and punched a hole into the ballot box, placing his vote inside.
“You know, you could have just slipped the paper through the slot on the top.” said the town crier.
“Ah, but don't you see? That's what they want you to think BUT I'M ON TO THEM! I'M ONTO ALL OF YOU!” Screamed Hark, while pointing accusingly at everyone before jumping out the window. As he ran away into the distance, you could hear him shout “VOTE FOR ME!”
“So… why are you voting for him?” asked the town crier, directing his question to Monkey.
“Simple.” -he replied “The mafia wouldn't dare to go near anyone like him”
And compelling argument that turned out to be. Many did end up voting for him, shooting the number of his supporters passed the current candidate in lead. Once the votes had been tallied, it was clear who the winner was.
Your new Mayor is Harkovast.
The runner up and subsequently the Pardoner is therealtj.
As the sash, containing the word "MAYOR“ in bold letters, was being handed to Harkovast, TheFlyingGreenMonkey along with others who had voted for him cheered him on, demanding a speech. Scratching his old mongoose wound, Hark stood over the town and spoke:
”Citizens of Townston, a new age has dawned!
Some of you may be concerned by my evil rain of terror over your pathetic lives.
Some nay sayers might claim that compulsory double lynches every day is a silly way to organize a town.
BUT THEY ARE COWARDS!
TRAITORS TO MY GLORIOUS REGIME!
This will be a free, enlightened democratic society where you will all WORSHIP ME LIKE A GOD ON PAIN OF DEATH!
Now like all great dictators, once i get into power I have to try to kill off all the people who helped get me here. After all, anyone who would vote for a lunatic like me to ruin the town is clearly a traitor! For this reason, to celebrate my new reign, The Flying Green Monkey must DIE!!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
BWAHAHAHAHH….well you get the idea.
Now go read Harkovast.
That is all!"
In a state of disbelief and shock, TheFlyingGreenMonkey is dragged outside to the gallows.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the townie is dead.
“Thus concludes this town meeting. Everyone return to their homes.” Yelled the town crier, while swinging his bell around.
“You! You're annoying!” -said Harkovast. “Lynch him too!”
Eric the Town Crier is dead.
Day 1 is over.
Night 1 has begun.
“Hear ye, hear ye! This Town Meeting is Called to Order!” said the flamboyant town crier in the striped pants, dinging his loud bell. Ever since the death of the old mayor, that annoying loud mouth had been shouting his way through the streets, reminding everyone of the upcoming election. Yes we know! If nobody votes then nobody gets the seat! Quit reminding us about it!
Most of the villagers had gathered in the Town Hall to attend the selection of their new leader. Some armed with heavy weaponry, others randomly yelling up “huzzah” or showing off their pedicure. An annoyed man started bickering about his favorite seat that someone else was sitting on while others showed about to get to the ballot box faster. Surprisingly many chose not to vote at all, content on sitting around, picking at their noses.
“-I'm still saying that I'm disappointed with the lack of campaign posters. People need to be motivated into voting” said a voice that could be heard from the room. Rokulily had made up a decent poster of herself in protest and was swinging it around, almost hitting few people still walking about.
Therealtj had just finished his devastating smear campaign against seventy2 that seemed to have worked wonders. Nobody voted for him, not even seventy2.
“No one who's running can be trusted” said Niccea and put an empty ballot in the box.
“Well, I'd say that Hark should win” said TheFlyingGreenMonkey, out of the blue, causing many to turn to him in confusion.
“Harkovast? But he isn't even running.”
A certain set of cat ears began to burn when these words were uttered. There were people voting for him when he wasn't even running? Imagine how many would if he actually was a candidate.
“I'm the perfect leadership material!” said Harkovast as he jolted out of his seat and scraped seventy2's name off his ballot sheet, writing his own name down instead.
Rooting for him, TheFlyingGreenMonkey yelled up: “That's the spirit Hark. I'm with you to the end”
“Out of the way! I know what I'm doing!” bluster Harkovast as he pushed several villager out of the way, knocking few of them on the floor and punched a hole into the ballot box, placing his vote inside.
“You know, you could have just slipped the paper through the slot on the top.” said the town crier.
“Ah, but don't you see? That's what they want you to think BUT I'M ON TO THEM! I'M ONTO ALL OF YOU!” Screamed Hark, while pointing accusingly at everyone before jumping out the window. As he ran away into the distance, you could hear him shout “VOTE FOR ME!”
“So… why are you voting for him?” asked the town crier, directing his question to Monkey.
“Simple.” -he replied “The mafia wouldn't dare to go near anyone like him”
And compelling argument that turned out to be. Many did end up voting for him, shooting the number of his supporters passed the current candidate in lead. Once the votes had been tallied, it was clear who the winner was.
Your new Mayor is Harkovast.
The runner up and subsequently the Pardoner is therealtj.
As the sash, containing the word "MAYOR“ in bold letters, was being handed to Harkovast, TheFlyingGreenMonkey along with others who had voted for him cheered him on, demanding a speech. Scratching his old mongoose wound, Hark stood over the town and spoke:
”Citizens of Townston, a new age has dawned!
Some of you may be concerned by my evil rain of terror over your pathetic lives.
Some nay sayers might claim that compulsory double lynches every day is a silly way to organize a town.
BUT THEY ARE COWARDS!
TRAITORS TO MY GLORIOUS REGIME!
This will be a free, enlightened democratic society where you will all WORSHIP ME LIKE A GOD ON PAIN OF DEATH!
Now like all great dictators, once i get into power I have to try to kill off all the people who helped get me here. After all, anyone who would vote for a lunatic like me to ruin the town is clearly a traitor! For this reason, to celebrate my new reign, The Flying Green Monkey must DIE!!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
BWAHAHAHAHH….well you get the idea.
Now go read Harkovast.
That is all!"
In a state of disbelief and shock, TheFlyingGreenMonkey is dragged outside to the gallows.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the townie is dead.
“Thus concludes this town meeting. Everyone return to their homes.” Yelled the town crier, while swinging his bell around.
“You! You're annoying!” -said Harkovast. “Lynch him too!”
Eric the Town Crier is dead.
Day 1 is over.
Night 1 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
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crocty
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I–What!
Harkovast instalynched someone? @_@
…So like…wat
Harkovast instalynched someone? @_@
…So like…wat
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Like I didn't see that coming…no really. I pretty much didn't.
I didn't know you got a vote for doing a poster!!! :(
I didn't know you got a vote for doing a poster!!! :(
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Niccea
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Fun Fact: The insta-lynch has only been used a once. It was used on humorman.
…I don't think it was used any other time. I haven't updated from the Legend of Townstonia yet. So there might be more. Also, I move next week. Then I will have a proper desk and will begin to work on the comic again. Still would be grateful if people sent in pages…
…I don't think it was used any other time. I haven't updated from the Legend of Townstonia yet. So there might be more. Also, I move next week. Then I will have a proper desk and will begin to work on the comic again. Still would be grateful if people sent in pages…
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I Am The 1337 MasterIt's an old rule that's been around forever. Each candidate can get a single vote if he does a campaign poster. More posters won't give him more votes.
Like I didn't see that coming…no really. I pretty much didn't.
I didn't know you got a vote for doing a poster!!! :(
I guess I could try and help out with the mafia comic. I'm anxious to get to the Heaven and Hell game so that Rokulily can start working her magic. She's still gonna do that game, right?
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Niccea
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I guess I could try and help out with the mafia comic. I'm anxious to get to the Heaven and Hell game so that Rokulily can start working her magic. She's still gonna do that game, right?
As far as I know.
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therealtj
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Well, as much as I hate to admit it…
That was a damn good first move as mayor.
That was a damn good first move as mayor.
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harkovast
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Oh man! the game has only just started and I've ALREADY killed someone!
I am just so damn good at this game.
Oh and since i am your mayor/god I want to let you all know that under my regime we are tough on crime, so every lynch will be a double lynch until further notice.
So if you don't want to do a duet with a mafia on the end of 5 feet of rope, send me your roles!
People who send me their roles MIGHT be allowed to live slightly longer. Possibily. Unless I get bored or change my mind….
But send me your roles or DIE!
THAT IS ALL!
I am just so damn good at this game.
Oh and since i am your mayor/god I want to let you all know that under my regime we are tough on crime, so every lynch will be a double lynch until further notice.
So if you don't want to do a duet with a mafia on the end of 5 feet of rope, send me your roles!
People who send me their roles MIGHT be allowed to live slightly longer. Possibily. Unless I get bored or change my mind….
But send me your roles or DIE!
THAT IS ALL!
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seventy2
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harkovast has killed a townee. townees are innocents. harkovast kills innocents. harkovast is a mafia.
facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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harkovast
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seventy2- a possible theory but here is a better one.
Harkovast is insane and gets drunk on power very easily.
Harkovast always does crazy violent crap in these games, so if he didn't do an insta-lynch, that would be suspicious and out of character.
Thus Harkovast just randomly killed someone to shake things up because he could.
Oh yeah and most importantly, Harkovast is the veteran.
(detective, you can check me if you want. If you do, please message me your identity afterwards.)
Someone who accuses the veteran mayor with no evidence for just doing what hark normally does may be a mafia trying to get the mayor lynched.
You are therealtj are on the top of my “people to lynch” list right now. (sorry realtj, but you could well be the mafia candidate!)
Remember folks, if you dont want to join those two on the gallows, send me your roles.
That is all.
Harkovast is insane and gets drunk on power very easily.
Harkovast always does crazy violent crap in these games, so if he didn't do an insta-lynch, that would be suspicious and out of character.
Thus Harkovast just randomly killed someone to shake things up because he could.
Oh yeah and most importantly, Harkovast is the veteran.
(detective, you can check me if you want. If you do, please message me your identity afterwards.)
Someone who accuses the veteran mayor with no evidence for just doing what hark normally does may be a mafia trying to get the mayor lynched.
You are therealtj are on the top of my “people to lynch” list right now. (sorry realtj, but you could well be the mafia candidate!)
Remember folks, if you dont want to join those two on the gallows, send me your roles.
That is all.
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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I Am The 1337 Master
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Well hark, the fact that you're harkovast makes you suspicious. Whoever's detective should really check on that.
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harkovast
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Well if I am not, the real veteran should probably speak up and confirm my guilt, thus saving the detectives action.
That is all.
That is all.
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All this talk about the detective coming to magically save the day (like normally) makes me want to point out a very important rule change:
In short, the detective has been downgrade from the game changer that he was to a more appropriate aid in the battle against the mafia.
RulebookThis means that he can no longer confirm anyone's roles, like he used to. I could say that I'm a paramedic and there's no way for you guys to confirm it (other then ask me to protect someone and hope that that guy gets attacked that night (and that a real paramedic isn't protecting him at the same time)).
The Detective
And you are?: Using this ability the Detective can find out much about the person that he's scrutinizing. Things like, what size of shoes he wears, his favorite brand of toothpaste, magazine subscription but most importantly, he can find out if the villager is a Pro Townie or a criminal. (Mafia and serial killers will show up as criminals, unless they have powers to help hide their identities.) This power can only be used twice.
In short, the detective has been downgrade from the game changer that he was to a more appropriate aid in the battle against the mafia.
Those were my two cents.
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Hakoshen
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Harkovast is guilty.
Kill him.
(this statement is in no way based on anything other than the knowledge that Harkovast is playing.)
Kill him.
(this statement is in no way based on anything other than the knowledge that Harkovast is playing.)
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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same
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Interloper!
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Randomdudeperson
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harkovast
Thus Harkovast just randomly killed someone…
HEY!!! I randomly kill ppl! YOU harkilly kill ppl! :p
But TFGM? Really? You had to kill HIM?
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Salsa
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This will not end well. As for me. I'm just a townie.No reason to kill me I'll accept bribes for votes. (namely an avatar or some kind of art request or a vote in the next FS match)
RAGE!
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harkovast
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Random, I jsut couldn't figure out why someone would want to vote for a lunatic like me!
Better to be safe then sorry.
I string em up and let PP sort em out.
Product Placement, the flaw in your logic is that it assumes I can read!
Hak- You are too honest for your own good!
Better to be safe then sorry.
I string em up and let PP sort em out.
Product Placement, the flaw in your logic is that it assumes I can read!
Hak- You are too honest for your own good!
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Salsa
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By the way, no bribes means I don't vote.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna try and make an energy to antimatter machine using a rubber chicken and ducktape.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna try and make an energy to antimatter machine using a rubber chicken and ducktape.
RAGE!
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harkovast
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Salsa- No bribes means I MUST LYNCH!
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Salsa
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Lynches = executioner
Executioner = slightly unhinged and willingness to pull the trigger
As a bribe for not getting lynched I will draw a picture of every lynch. And Hark gets first view
Executioner = slightly unhinged and willingness to pull the trigger
As a bribe for not getting lynched I will draw a picture of every lynch. And Hark gets first view
RAGE!
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