l33t you want my role? its townie/ maybe-paranoid; chances are that if you target me in the night you might go boom. (explosives are in the muffins on the back shelf) i told my role right away- after all… no one really knows if they're the paranoid or not. which is probably why i wasn't attacked. TFGM is going after the townie roles one by one saving poorblueboy.

i told mettaur my role a while back, so that's a good reason why it might be mafia knowledge. i didn't know mettaurs role until a while into the game, i didn't ask and he didn't tell until i started solving mafia clues an' posting ‘em. (which is why randomdude was defensive in one of his post since i toke my orginal post down) i owe no debts to anybody living at this point except tfgm and if he wants to blow me up fine. he’s mayor during salsa's gming and that always makes me assume he might be a ‘bad guy’ so if he wants the mafia to win then sures. he should know that its poorblueboy but he's killing out townies just to make sure.

it's interesting how the clues don't point to me but my role as a townie insta-condenms me which is why i didn't feel like telling my role to the forum before. that and i think l33t always wants me dead. (cause he was the lamest mafia)

I am very convinced by rokulily's argument - the fact that I told TFGM I was a townie may be the only thing keeping me alive. Everyone! Vote to lynch PoorBoyBlues!

Never mind. I just got a call from work Narrative will be at 9:00 GMT (sorry about that 1337)

12:00 P.M. over here (roughly), so then what time here would the narration be up?

The server is on CST, which is 6 hours behind GMT. Your in the EST zone right? so it goes up at 4:00pm there.

that'll be about 4-5 pm for you little buddy.

it's 5 CST is now 5 hours behind game time, and with his post and server time, that puts him EST which is 4 hours behind.


You gotta love american Daylight savings time.

So, whos coming to the party? Any of you deadun townies and bandits wanna have some hooch, showgirls, hooch, music, and more hooch? Then lets ge tready fer that there party! Ryan, ya got that there keg loaded? Rachel, the guns all ready? I wanna duel ma old buddy some more. Yeeehaw! This is gunna be a hoot!

All dead, you wanna go to that there party?

Okay turns out I'm on call at the other store, so expect the narration at the usual time, bu tif it is not up, then I'll post it when I get off.

Alright, so regular time then.

Voting is CLOSED!

rokulily
l33t you want my role? its townie/ maybe-paranoid; chances are that if you target me in the night you might go boom. (explosives are in the muffins on the back shelf) i told my role right away- after all… no one really knows if they're the paranoid or not. which is probably why i wasn't attacked. TFGM is going after the townie roles one by one saving poorblueboy.

i told mettaur my role a while back, so that's a good reason why it might be mafia knowledge. i didn't know mettaurs role until a while into the game, i didn't ask and he didn't tell until i started solving mafia clues an' posting ‘em. (which is why randomdude was defensive in one of his post since i toke my orginal post down) i owe no debts to anybody living at this point except tfgm and if he wants to blow me up fine. he’s mayor during salsa's gming and that always makes me assume he might be a ‘bad guy’ so if he wants the mafia to win then sures. he should know that its poorblueboy but he's killing out townies just to make sure.

it's interesting how the clues don't point to me but my role as a townie insta-condenms me which is why i didn't feel like telling my role to the forum before. that and i think l33t always wants me dead. (cause he was the lamest mafia)

Oh you were always so clever Roku >:D

Mister Mayor, you just sentenced an innocent gal to death. I hope you're proud of yerself.

Mettaur
Mister Mayor, you just sentenced an innocent gal to death. I hope you're proud of yerself.

wouldn't be the first time…

Narration

The town was divided. Lynch Rokulily or PoorBoyBlues. In the end it was TFGM that doomed Rokulily. The gallows were still missing, so there was some debate on how to execute the Minister of Cuteness and Town Baker. The cliche was inevitable. Tie her to the railroad tracks and wait for the 5:05. At 4:55 what was left of the town gathered around the bakery and tied the cute baker up and dragged her to the train tracks. At 5:04 and 59 seconds the train was about on top of to bound Rokulily. At 5:05 and 30 seconds, the train had already gone over and it was then that the towns people realized that Rokulily was short enough to fit in between the rails. Dropping her in a piranha tank was suggested, but overruled due to the fact that the nearest piranha was at least three days away and the towns people had to be at home in case Musty Bill attacked. Numerous suggestions were made and shot down. Someone could get hurt when the explosives went off. The Rabid Wolverine Union was on strike. Baking her in a cake would require her to be untied since she's the Baker. The nearest hair metal band was 100 years away. The budget didn't allow for a new Gallows to be built, or for enough bullets for a firing squad. On and on it went. Night fell and the towns people STILL hadn't decided on how to execute the baker.

“Well, night's here, time to hit the hay.”

“What about me?!? You all still have to lynch me or the day's not over.”

“She's right.”

“So what do we do?”

“Ship her to PP in Iceland?”

And five light bulbs went off as one.



Rokulily the Townie has been sent to Iceland.



Day Five is shipping out
Night Five is in with the tide

Salsa
Narration


Rokulily the Townie has been sent to Iceland.

0.0'
A fate worse than death…

Damn Mister Mayor, you sure are cold. (ba-dum-ting!) Ah well, I guess this helps show you yer mistaken, again. Wait, town budget, wouldn't the shipping costs to Iceland cost lots? And Iceland Isn't cold, Greenland is cold. Iceland is the one that is the opposite. You see, when the Vikings settled Iceland, they called it that to scare away any one who would want to take it over. After all, who would want to conquer a block of ice?

Salsa
Rokulily the Townie has been sent to Iceland.

PP just got what he always wanted…a mail ordered Baker X3

Mettaur
And Iceland Isn't cold, Greenland is cold. Iceland is the one that is the opposite. You see, when the Vikings settled Iceland, they called it that to scare away any one who would want to take it over.

It's not the cold they`re threatening her with, it's the Vikings!

So it looks like she'll be joining us at the party then.

:O


TFGM IS WORKING FOR THE OTHER SIDE?

jninjashadow

Mettaur
And Iceland Isn't cold, Greenland is cold. Iceland is the one that is the opposite. You see, when the Vikings settled Iceland, they called it that to scare away any one who would want to take it over.

It's not the cold they`re threatening her with, it's the Vikings!

No. Its… EMPLOYMENT!




Such a souless place.

I'm kinda shocked PP hasn't said anything.

I told you! I mean “y'all”! (Don't think I'm being enough of a cowboy here… XD)

Someone try and kill me cause I got Rokulily dead.

Thank you.

And if that happens I'd like the attack to be counted as “1337 has facepalmed himself”.

And I was the second lamest mafia I'll have you know. :)

And the great vigilante!

And a usual pain in the butt.

You all should REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, vote me off the island or something…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Oh you were always so clever Roku >:D

yeah, but i'm careless. and now in iceland. i'll send ya'll a post card.

Salsa
I'm kinda shocked PP hasn't said anything.

It's because I was having issues learning on illustrator.



You could have been done with it over an hour ago Product Placement but no… you had to color it.

it's not so bad. thanks for the greeting party PP! i brought cake- of course.

Oo

Dang… you're quick.

You and your cakes are welcome here at any time. ^^

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Oh you were always so clever Roku >:D

yeah, but i'm careless. and now in iceland. i'll send ya'll a post card.

I'll send you a post card after I'm done remodeling town :D

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Salsa
Rokulily the Townie has been sent to Iceland.

PP just got what he always wanted…a mail ordered Baker X3

0.0 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!