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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:02PM, March 13, 2010
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Mettaur
Finally, a good politician!
Its cause I'm the love child of Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan.

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Mettaur at 6:10PM, March 13, 2010
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Now at the Vault, we have all the normal TV stations, along with all the same radio signals that everyone else has access to, but at the Vault, we have a awesome computer generated (Sometimes we use outlaws that are really evil) tournament, called…Forum Fighters! In this episode of Forum Fighters, we have the Viking



versus the Roman Legionary!



Who do you think would win? Go to Form Fighters right now and say so yourself who YOU think would and should win! Vote now, voting ends in a week!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 6:51PM, March 13, 2010
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Wow, I may even rival Hark himself on the whole self-advertisment thing… to make up for it, I would like to advertise for a friend of mine, he is a guy on youtube. His user page is http://www.youtube.com/user/D3adtrap. Here is one of his best videos. And now I am going to ask my mom to buy some beets, so we can make pickled beets, slice em up and stuff, real good eats right there!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 6:53PM, March 13, 2010
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Mettaur
Finally, a good politician!
Isn't that an oxymoron.
RAGE!
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PoorBoyBlues at 6:57PM, March 13, 2010
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Salsa
Mettaur
Finally, a good politician!
Isn't that an oxymoron.
It is but if you heard TFGM talking about politics you could believe he would be a good one.

You could grab some popcorn and mention Fox News infront of him and get ready for a show.
Roses are red, Violents blue but I can't afford ethier cause I have those poor boy blues.
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Mettaur at 7:46PM, March 13, 2010
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Oi, Salsa, no need for derogatory terms here, lets stop mud slinging and start working, how about that?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:27PM, March 13, 2010
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Curse you Salsa! Apparently the Librirain wouldn't know if I was the paranoid((Cause the paranoid thinks he is a townie)). So me or three others could possible be the paranoid. I swear if I am the paranoid I will…be very sad T.T

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Salsa at 8:47PM, March 13, 2010
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Well. I said I'd have the pics up later tonight, but I'm tired and i gotta get up early tomorrow, so Pics will be up by narr time tomorrow.

@TFGM:
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:39PM, March 13, 2010
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Your lucky I don't have a camra to record myself laughing.

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Randomdudeperson at 11:09PM, March 13, 2010
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Ug, id make some witty coment with some western slang in it, but I'm way to tired. Work has REALLY picked up! -.- The godfather is dead already?!? WOW!!! Well, I suppose revenge IS a good thing! :p
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Mettaur at 11:13PM, March 13, 2010
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Huh?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:32PM, March 13, 2010
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Randomdudeperson
Ug, id make some witty coment with some western slang in it, but I'm way to tired. Work has REALLY picked up! -.- The godfather is dead already?!? WOW!!! Well, I suppose revenge IS a good thing! :p
Dude Hark was the bomber.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:48AM, March 14, 2010
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I have nine people who have given my there roles. I need the remaining six players roles.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:59AM, March 14, 2010
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share those roles with the rest of the townie alliance mr possibly the paranoid mayor townie green flying monkey dude…

k? :D


Oh and I said I'd go public with my role but I can wait for you guys to make an entire townie team that has people who know who the other townies are.

I want ta meet the vig…
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Kroatz at 6:29AM, March 14, 2010
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Salsa
Mettaur
Finally, a good politician!
Isn't that an oxymoron.

Did you just call Mettaur a moron?
Shouldn't you, by your own rules, be banned from the game now?
You already laughed at Monkey…
I vote for the BANNING of salsa!
Are you with me?……And then everyone starts shouting Nooooooo! crucify kroatz!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:41AM, March 14, 2010
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Nooooooo! crucify kroatz!
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Kroatz at 7:17AM, March 14, 2010
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Crucify him, crucify him!
Yes ladies and gentleman, I am Jee-zus in disguise! it's true, Kroatz spelled backwards is Jesus!

You may now worship me.
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jninjashadow at 7:56AM, March 14, 2010
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… Am I still drunk? I wake up an all I see is self proclaimed messiahs an' politicians, and a potentially paranoid mayor… wait… what if I'm the paranoid… oh GOD…or wait… screw it, I'm just gunna guard some animals… hmmm suddenly I want bacon…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Kroatz at 8:16AM, March 14, 2010
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I said worship me!
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Mettaur at 11:08AM, March 14, 2010
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Ninja, might want to back away from the piggies. You see, we did a little genetic experiment with them, now their skin is as strong as iron, and when someone shows ill-intent towards them, they get razor teeth. Just warning you…your job is not protecting all the animals that much. Protecting the Brahmin, yes, they are just normal Brahmin. But the piggies, you just have to make sure they don't wander outside.

And he didn't call me a moron. An oxymoron is when something exists that is the opposite of itself, impossible things that are real, like a good politician, or jumbo shrimp. Understand?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 11:33AM, March 14, 2010
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You sir, greatly underestimate my ability to make subtle jokes. the joke I made has been made in approximately 24 different movies…you Oxen moron!
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Mettaur at 11:52AM, March 14, 2010
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I'm an oxen moron? You're the one who's avatar is a Brahmin!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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D_Dude at 11:59AM, March 14, 2010
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hmmm suddenly I want bacon…
Wisest words I've heard all day
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Mettaur at 12:02PM, March 14, 2010
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I don't eat pig, bacon, or any products from swine. I just don't! Now nachos, NACHOS are a much better snack than pigs. Try some loaded nachos as soon as you can! Also, D_Dude has been pretty quiet. Usually the quiet ones are mafia, he must be mafia!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 12:10PM, March 14, 2010
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Lynch him!
No wait… hark has been pretty talkative this time, And hark was mafia.
Mettaur keeps talking too…
hmmm.
So he weighs the same as a duck, he must be…
A witch… Mafia!
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Mettaur at 12:18PM, March 14, 2010
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Hark is always talkative, he doesn't count. Plus, If I was mafia I would have used Moriarty as a joke, but I used Lucas Simms. So no, I am not Mafia.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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D_Dude at 12:38PM, March 14, 2010
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I'm always quiet. Especially if I haven't got an important role.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Kroatz at 12:39PM, March 14, 2010
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That's exactly what the godfather would say…
except for the fallout referencing.
No self respecting godfather makes fallout jokes.
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Mettaur at 1:18PM, March 14, 2010
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So wait, if no self respecting mafia makes jokes…since I am not esrious isn't that proof enough that we should stop focusing on the good guy in office, and get to the punga traders on the streets? Damn, we could have Hunters and Raiders in a riot, and all you would care is that Mettaur is doing the opposite of mafia by talking lots, so he must be mafia! Lets ignore the real bad guys because of fanart bribes, and kill the only guy that has power to spare the good guys! So D_Dude, any proof that you are not a hired gun, or the godfather himself? Talking to his lackeys through PQ's, while us honest folks do all of our talking on the forum? What are you trying to hide?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 1:43PM, March 14, 2010
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Night One Narration

Product Placement spent the day hiding from the men from the Asylum. He was free and he wanted to enjoy it, and share some of that freedom with others. Of course others didn't appreciate freedom, they would have to be taught. He was biding his time, waiting for his moment to strike. A shadow flirted at the edge of his vision.
“Who goes there?” PP shouted at the shadow.
“Your doom.” the shadow replied.
“Well I'll be damned if some city slicker is my ‘doom.’” PP shouted again. He drew his gun and fired at a scraping noise from behind him. He realized his mistake a moment too late, for a bullet blew out the back of his skull.
“Not bad for a city slicker, huh?”


Product Placement the Pyscho is dead.




Musty Bill slithered up to door of Same's room in the boarding house. Just a bullet through the head. That's all it takes. He was mad. Hark was an essential piece of his plan. Hark's ghost continued to haunt him, guess getting on his nerves in real life wasn't enough. He looked in the crack of the door for any traps that might be set. No traps, but that marshall was going to be a pain.
“Ok Bill, just ease on out of here and all's good.” he said to himself.

And all hell broke loose.

One of the gunmen he had hired busted through the window, woke up Bill's target, and stirred up the Marshall like a hornet's nest. Bill watched, unable to turn away.
“That idiot's gonna get himself killed,” he muttered.
“Dance, Niccea, dance!” the maniac gunman yelled and then broke into gleeful laughter as he fired randomly at her feet. She drew her gun and aimed for the gunman's head.
“I'm gonna run you outta town varmint!”
“Well, my horse is out to pasture at the moment.” he said and then shot her in the head.



Niccea the Marshall is dead




Elsewhere, the other Marshall watched over his snoozing charge.



Night one's over
Day two is here, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

D-D-Double LYNCH! CANCELED!

Mettaur: 9
TFGM
^his mayorness
Kroatz
Anthony Mercer
Same
jninjashadow
KillerBob
Randomdude
D_Dude

1337 Master: 3
Same
Randomdude
D_Dude

Randondudeperson: 6
Anthony Mercer
Mettaur
TFGM
^his mayorness
jninjashadow
Rokulily

D_Dude: 2
KillerBob
Kroatz

Kroatz: 1
Mettaur
RAGE!
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