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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
jninjashadow at 4:54PM, March 14, 2010
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I've rigged explosives in all my loot, if anyone tried to steal it until I come back to life, it will all go kaboom!

So what if you came back… then could I loot ya? An' for that matter, what if I used a meat shield (local child). I'm sure y'all would be aware of their invulnerability (surely you've gone berserk in Megaton atleast once). Or better yet, I'll make meat armour out of a brahmien! Sure it will be smelly and drippin'… but I won't notice through the liquer!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 4:57PM, March 14, 2010
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And hell, I may have been stirring things up in the start, but that's what a good god-fearing American does! You must question your governments choices, so you may help it improve! So look here Mr. Nathan Ninja, I've housed you, fed ya, and paid fer all the medical treatment we did so you wouldn't die of alcohol poisoning, and this is how you repay? I spoke up in the beginning, but when I start helping and giving vital strategies, you want to kill me? That's it! Damn Kroatz and Ninja, the damn Mafia, you all want a piece of me? Well, some and get me you yeller back cowards! Fight me Kroatz, you damn Mafia, fight!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 5:02PM, March 14, 2010
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And goddamn you ninja, you would use a child as a meat-shield? You sick b——! We should lynch ‘em, just fer trying to use children in his lootin’ terrorist activities!

And no, I never went “Berserk” in Megaton. I'm always a good person. It's true, I always have very good karma every play through.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 5:06PM, March 14, 2010
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Loot my stuff, I'll just blow meself up when you took some of my valuables, and you will turn into a mound of Radioactive jelly, with poisonous levels of alcohol in it. But I vote a title for Ninja, the town drunk!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 5:08PM, March 14, 2010
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I will fight you head on.
*Punch'd*
*Kick'd*
*Stab'd*
*Chuck'd*
*Lazer'd*
*Revolver'd*

Hehe.
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Mettaur at 5:09PM, March 14, 2010
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Kroatz! What the 'ell are you doing to the Mayor?!?!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 5:12PM, March 14, 2010
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Oh S***T, sorry monkey…
That'll teach me to sleepchuck…
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jninjashadow at 5:26PM, March 14, 2010
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Sorry to offend you “Good fella” Mettaur… but then again, I've never had a good play-through. At best neutrality. And about that repayment thing; I got bit, punched, shot at, lazer burned, and probed for your animals! Sorry to be tha bearer o' bad news, but I'm out after ya cus yer mafia! Y'all had me fooled at the start, within your small talk an' yer accommodations. But then after a long day ah drinkin an pig watchin it hit me! Favor fer a favor… how very mafia of you >_
and also I second that drunk thing…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 5:38PM, March 14, 2010
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You lost me, what the ‘ell you talking about Nathan? And I don’t do “favors”. I give a paycheck for workings, but since you are working fer lodgings, I just immediatly put it into your tab. So I don't do “Favors”. And, uh, what was that bit about? I don't wuite understand, no one has tried to attack the animals, so how could you ‘ave been “bit, punched, shot at, lazer burned, and probed”, if no one has been after the animals? Have you been drinking on the job? And you must be mafia, no respect fer yer elders! I give you so much, a normal wastelander would have killed you way earlier fer all that dis-respectin’, and the bar tab you have is huge! But I put up with it all, you sir are the goddamn traitor here! I even tried to vote fer you to get a title! That's big! Only a mafia would trraitorize a man after he does so much!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 5:49PM, March 14, 2010
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Man… gotta stop drinkin' I'm slurrin' my words… and gettin' paranoid… ya know what… forget it! I take it back, Mettaur, let us make bygons bygons! I tell you wha I'll do fer ya, seein as I insulted you so dearly, I will take up for you an' undertakin. Name me an item an' I'll scower the wastes for it! I will risk lif an' limb fer ya iffin you'll forgive an uppety drunk. Whatcha say hmm? What can I get fer ya?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 5:55PM, March 14, 2010
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Agreed friend, bygones are bygone! C'mon, let's go searching together, not gunna have you riskin yer life senselessly, that wouldn't be friendly of me, now would it? I fergive ya, in fact, lets go scavenge some! There's an old Trading Post, full of Raiders. Apparently these guys worshiped old Product Placement, and now…eh, it's pretty dangerous. And gorey, I plan on killin them Raiders, cleaning up the place, and then I'm gunna give you yer own Trading Post, cuz yer ma buddy! Fer ya I got some Combat Armor, a Riot Helmet, and a Railway Gun. That place is a level two at least on danger, you don't have to come if you don't want to. Woo!…damn, maybe we shud wait till we ain't drunken no more…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 6:01PM, March 14, 2010
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Agreed friend, bygones are bygone! Woo!…damn, maybe we shud wait till we ain't drunken no more…

Agreed friend… agreed *stumble*. To celebrate, let me… let me get the next round! Also, keep yer gear. When it *hic* comes ta raider killin, all I needses my Hat, black jaket, a pair o' clean jeans, and a cup fer protection o' what maturs! As fer yer weapon, no need. I kill with mah power fist, and thats how I *hic* like it!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 6:20PM, March 14, 2010
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*A few very drunk hours later* Man, who says drunk people can't fight? This, this round is on me! And that attackens on them Raiders was great, when we get yer new store helping person to clean up, it's all belonging to you! What shud we names him anyways? I think we should call him, “Mr. Robot”. You really know how to fight, you, you should join them Brotherhood of Stell, they need good punching people. *Hic* Hey, hey, do you think I should ask her out? Do you think *Hic* nevermind…man, this bar is great! And I love this music-stuff!



…uh, why is the ceiling the floor? We should get back to the
Vault, before I puke up my lungs.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 6:27PM, March 14, 2010
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Nah, that brudder hood ah shteels too high an' mighty fer me, you my friend should join um. You… you are a good guy… wat with the booze an the hooch an the liquer… yer… yer awsume!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 6:36PM, March 14, 2010
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I, I gots a name fer the store..we should calls it, “Ninjas Loot and Hooch”. In fact, lets just start our own scavenging company, I might even get that dame at the hooch place. Let's get sum more Hooch! Wioo!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 6:44PM, March 14, 2010
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I, I gots a name fer the store..we should calls it, “Ninjas Loot and Hooch”. In fact, lets just start our own scavenging company, I might even get that dame at the hooch place. Let's get sum more Hooch! Wioo!

YOU SHIR ARE A GENIOUSH! WOOOOOO! HOOCH!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 6:53PM, March 14, 2010
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…wait, wait a booze gulping minute here…you voter fer me to get lynched? Why buddy, why wouds you…nah, I fergive ya. When I dies, I want you to have all of my hooch…I knows you votes like you think you should, I woun't hold none of that against ya. You're still ma buddy, I usually come back to life a week later after all of this, occasionly two weeks. Man, I don't understand why you would votes fer me, but I fogives ya. In fact, I call a dead mans party! All the hooch on me!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 7:04PM, March 14, 2010
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I'm very shorry about dis, I really am. My hands up reluctantly. I can read people, and I don't want ta do this to ya, I really don't. You sir are a good friend and I promise, iffin your time comes, I'll take care of the vault for ya. *Sniff* Your the best friend a drunk could have! I'm so very very sorry bout it! Iffin you go down, I will build you the GREATEST TOMB STONE EVER!!! I SWEAR YOU THIS ON MAH HONOUR! And when y'all come back ta life, we'll go out into th' wastes hacken n' waken them raiders n' gian bugs 'till the bromien come home! Now then a toast to proving nothing can come between good friends!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 7:16PM, March 14, 2010
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I undershtand buddy, its all alright, I die lots, so it isn't that big of a dealz. And thanks very muchin fer taking care of ma Vault, I'll get ma peoples there to help yua. A toast? I fought we was having booze..oh, that toast! Yeah, a toast to the bestest drunken buddies in all of the wastes! Lets party a night that this here town won't ever forget about! Woo! (Picks up keg, downs it all) Lets get and make a party! And when, when I get back, we will be bestest buddies, savin peoples and looting all over the place! I'll, I'll even give you sum of that food, the stuff that i never die! Whatdu ya say pal?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 7:30PM, March 14, 2010
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“HERE HERE!” And with that, the greatest party Townston ever saw began. The two drank, sung, danced and fired their guns wildly into the air well into the night. Some say so wild was their party that the dead rose from their graves to join in, those people are wrong.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 7:50PM, March 14, 2010
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THAT party, is going down as the greatest party evah, in all the history of tha Regulator Vault. And, and you were right, them Steelers were waaay upity *hic*, you should join the Regulators. Do what evah the ‘ell you want, as long as all the guys you kill are evil! And man, we throw the bestest parties! I think this was good proofs of that. Buddy, I just have one last *hic*, one last favor of you. Could you protect ma other friend, her name is Rokulily, could you protect her? She is my friends, and I won’t be around to protect noone anymore soon, so could you do that fer me?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 8:37PM, March 14, 2010
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For you, anything. I will protects her wish all my might!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 8:58PM, March 14, 2010
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Before I go out, I just wansh to say, Kroatz, Kroatz is a really not good person. I ain't talkin' if he is a Talon Merc, but the meat in his shop looked really…strange…now if this town survives, please, lets not have it turn into Andale.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 9:47PM, March 14, 2010
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Well, all that lootin' of that place means we made a boatload of caps, plus a big place fer us to hang at (hehe, and I'm really about to hang, I'm good at this!) , a robot buddy that can fire lazers from his eyes…well, EYE; loads of scrap metal fer melting and firen at the raiders, loads of parts for weapons and inventions, and a freaking building, which is very good for use as a trading post. Ninja buddy, I think we did a good job here. This is gunna go down on the map, as Ninjas Loot and Hooch, and whenever you need any help, the Vault will always help ya! Plus, if ya go an join them Regulators, they got yer back too! I gots ta go soon, have fun whule I'm gone!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Randomdudeperson at 9:58PM, March 14, 2010
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*stumbles around with cartoony bubbles all over his head*

I'm tireder an a tumbleweed that be blown across the entire west and back again. Work an family are wearin my fingers to the bone! Well, I took a gander at thah clues, an the person that wasted PP is jninjashadow I reckon. Now, I don't know if this is a hired gun, or a Marshall. So, I won't be a votin, I'll just let ya'll do with that tidbit of information what ya'll will.

As for bein accussed of wastin Niccea, well, I don't have any proof that I didnt do the deed. However…

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS!!! I'LL SHOW YAH TO BE POINTIN YOUR FINGER AT ME!!! … Oh, yeah, the cat with no name is gone. Ok, I'll let yah slide this time, seein as I have no backup at the moment. But I won't be forgetin this!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:08PM, March 14, 2010
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Where is the lynch count Salsa?

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Mettaur at 10:10PM, March 14, 2010
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Naw, I won't have nobody blamin' my buddy of something he didn't do, I wasted the Raider! I admit I killed him before he did any bad, so yeah, I've been nothing but a good guy this whole game, and you all want to hang me fer it…heh, I guess that's the way of here, ain't it? All you people, anyone that ain't perfect in yer eyes, be they Settler or a Talon, have to hang. It disgusts me, what this town has come to. A real damn shame, and I was thinking of helping rebuild the town, but you would probably kill me for that good deed as well!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 10:15PM, March 14, 2010
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Ninja, I trust ya to look after my Vault, and the folks, critters, and loot inside of it. So I programmed the security system to recognize you as a “Vault Citizen”. You can do what you want, as long a it isn't violent, or too much if you know what I'm talking about, and the bots won't blast ya fer touchin ma loot. Take good care of the Vault and the Trading Market while I'm gone, I'll try to remember to bring back some of that elixir rum stuff, the drink of the heavens. The sweetest, bestest booze you will have ever tasted! Have fun and all while I'm gone, and make sure Roku ain't hurt none. I like to help ma friends.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 10:21PM, March 14, 2010
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Mettaur, you are a king ‘mung men. I will take care of Roku, I promis you that! And as for the vault an’ yer store, they will be kept just as you left ‘em. Ninjas loot an’ whiskey will stand forever as a monument to you sir, for you truely were… no ARE a classy gent.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Salsa at 10:27PM, March 14, 2010
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Where is the lynch count Salsa?
It's under the narrative for the previous night. Sorry, I shoulda told ya'll that earlier.
RAGE!
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