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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
Mettaur
at 10:50PM, March 14, 2010
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Whoever wins this turf war thingamajig, with a peaceful outcome, not total domination, will receive, this Mettaur helmet! The Mettaur helmet is indestructible, comfortable, and comes in many different styles, just tell us what you want painted on it! Anyways, can't we have the killin' stop? Enough innocent blood has been spilt. Yes, one innocent, but it pains me seeing all this killing of good people. Plus, If I die, there is a wee problem of Lucy West…well, I guess It's a good thing I got two jobs (High School principal, and Game Show host), because I am going to loose lots of caps soon. Roku, Ninja, you all have fun now!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 10:54PM, March 14, 2010
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RandomdudepersonWait who accussed you? There is so much role playing I can't find the post.
As for bein accussed of wastin Niccea, well, I don't have any proof that I didnt do the deed. However…
I see the random clue. Yeah that is either the easiest clue for night 1 ever or the biggest red herring. Anyway you were one of the only ones to not send in your role. Mettaur was the other. So for that and the clues I sentence you to my vote!
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Mettaur
at 10:57PM, March 14, 2010
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I told ya ma goddamn role! You just want me to die!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 10:59PM, March 14, 2010
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MettaurPardoner dosn't count ;D
I told ya ma goddamn role! You just want me to die!
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Mettaur
at 11:00PM, March 14, 2010
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…I sent you the other one also, you fergettin?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
Kroatz
at 1:46AM, March 15, 2010
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Mettaur, my main man. just roll over and die now please.
you guys drank all my liquor…
you guys drank all my liquor…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 4:51AM, March 15, 2010
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What are ya talkin about, you Brahmin wearing deathclaw? That's ain't yer booze, we got that hooch at ma bar! And some other places, but you don't own no hooch, all you own is…I rather not say. But don't you go accusing a man of something he didn't do!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 5:03AM, March 15, 2010
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I's been promised that there hooch upon the untimely passing of the previous owner. Ninja and me vowed a sacerd bond to each other to share.
I'm betrayed at every turn!
Damn you Rokulily!
Damn you Ninjaguy!
Damn you all to Hell!
I'm betrayed at every turn!
Damn you Rokulily!
Damn you Ninjaguy!
Damn you all to Hell!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 5:08AM, March 15, 2010
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Hell? Uh, last time I checked them guys auras, looked lots like they'd be going to heaven.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 5:16AM, March 15, 2010
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Now, now I'm a man of my word. I DID promise Kroatz booze, and he'll get it. I also promised Mettaur (among other things) that I'd give him a kick ass funeral. I will be killing two birds with one stone. I will have a funeral SO KICK ASS, GOD HIMSELF WILL SHOUT WITH GLEE!!!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 5:16AM, March 15, 2010
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In fact, If I survives this ‘ere neck stretchin’, I got us one of the best damn fiddlers alive! Take it away Kelly!
Damn, why ain't they dancin? Ah well, least thay know that the music is good. Irish Fiddlin, some of the best music for a drunken party there is!
Damn, why ain't they dancin? Ah well, least thay know that the music is good. Irish Fiddlin, some of the best music for a drunken party there is!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 5:21AM, March 15, 2010
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No, the best party music is the sesame street tune.
for real!
And yes Ninja! Let's have a kickass party when Mettaur dies, Let's dance on his grave!
for real!
And yes Ninja! Let's have a kickass party when Mettaur dies, Let's dance on his grave!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 5:22AM, March 15, 2010
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Oi! I can kick yer ass around the town any time, even in death!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 5:25AM, March 15, 2010
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COME'on then…
(Mettaur comes storming at me through mainstreet)
(The movie stands still)
(Epic cliffhanger!)
(Mettaur comes storming at me through mainstreet)
(The movie stands still)
(Epic cliffhanger!)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Product Placement
at 5:48AM, March 15, 2010
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Nuts… 7 pages worth of stuff. Sure sucks having my computer busted. I had no access to the wild wild web this whole weekend and have been completely out of the loop. Fortunately, my computer is due to be released from the shop today.
The smoldering ruins that was my computer was dropped few days ago at a store employed solely by the greatest geek minds of the country. I told them: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. It's going to be better than it ever was before. Better, stronger, faster. It will be the 6 hundred dollar computer. (actually 7 but hell… it would have ruined the reference.)"
If all goes well, I'll be catching up on things tonight.
The smoldering ruins that was my computer was dropped few days ago at a store employed solely by the greatest geek minds of the country. I told them: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. It's going to be better than it ever was before. Better, stronger, faster. It will be the 6 hundred dollar computer. (actually 7 but hell… it would have ruined the reference.)"
If all goes well, I'll be catching up on things tonight.
Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz
at 6:03AM, March 15, 2010
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Product Placement
Nuts… 7 pages worth of stuff. Sure sucks having my computer busted. I had no access to the wild wild web this whole weekend and have been completely out of the loop. Fortunately, my computer is due to be released from the shop today.
The smoldering ruins that was my computer was dropped few days ago at a store employed solely by the greatest geek minds of the country. I told them: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. It's going to be better than it ever was before. Better, stronger, faster. It will be the 6 hundred dollar computer. (actually 7 but hell… it would have ruined the reference.)"
If all goes well, I'll be catching up on things tonight.
Let me sum it up for ya'
Mettaur and Ninja are drunks.
You died.
I rock.
The end.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Salsa
at 7:44AM, March 15, 2010
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Well just an update.
Mettaur and Random are up for swinging unless a bunch of people change their votes (PLEASE don't do that).
Mettaur and Random are up for swinging unless a bunch of people change their votes (PLEASE don't do that).
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
Product Placement
at 8:09AM, March 15, 2010
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Wait? I'm already dead?
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:52PM
Randomdudeperson
at 10:20AM, March 15, 2010
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Product Placement
Wait? I'm already dead?
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
I know! I kinda wanted to see that in action too! :p
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 10:26AM, March 15, 2010
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RandomdudepersonI too would have loved to see that.Product Placement
Wait? I'm already dead?
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
I know! I kinda wanted to see that in action too! :p
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:18PM
Salsa
at 10:35AM, March 15, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkeyRandomdudepersonI too would have loved to see that.Product Placement
Wait? I'm already dead?
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
I know! I kinda wanted to see that in action too! :p
And when I got the PQ for that hit, I knew PP was not going to be happy. I'm with ya on wanting to see him in action as the Psycho.
RAGE!
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Product Placement
at 10:41AM, March 15, 2010
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SalsaThen it's settled. Henceforth, if you ever want to see me do anything exiting in this game, ever again, you'all need to go and protect me 24/7 ya hear? I suck at cowboy talk.TheFlyingGreenMonkeyAnd when I got the PQ for that hit, I knew PP was not going to be happy. I'm with ya on wanting to see him in action as the Psycho.RandomdudepersonI too would have loved to see that.Product PlacementI know! I kinda wanted to see that in action too! :p
Wait? I'm already dead?
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:52PM
Salsa
at 11:12AM, March 15, 2010
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Product PlacementNext time I'll give you Contractual Immortality. can't die until he has hatched an awesome plan.SalsaThen it's settled. Henceforth, if you ever want to see me do anything exiting in this game, ever again, you'all need to go and protect me 24/7 ya hear? I suck at cowboy talk.TheFlyingGreenMonkeyAnd when I got the PQ for that hit, I knew PP was not going to be happy. I'm with ya on wanting to see him in action as the Psycho.RandomdudepersonI too would have loved to see that.Product PlacementI know! I kinda wanted to see that in action too! :p
Wait? I'm already dead?
…
Damn. And I just read what my role was.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
Randomdudeperson
at 11:58AM, March 15, 2010
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You know what ppl, I have my suspicions about our mayor. I am a “townie”, he says. Tell me your roles, he says. Then what happens? We lose a marshal. I beleive PP may have told TFGM his role so that he could be on a team at least, or it could be just a coincidence. But still, I'm not trusting the government at the moment. :/ Just wanted ya'll tah chew on that afore I go swingin.
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same
at 12:15PM, March 15, 2010
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I was gonna make an animation but i think ill wait untill i could be bothered
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Salsa
at 12:30PM, March 15, 2010
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voting is closed. Narration to follow
RAGE!
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Kroatz
at 12:57PM, March 15, 2010
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Go Salsa Go!
(insert narration writing song!)
(insert narration writing song!)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Salsa
at 1:04PM, March 15, 2010
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Day Two
Narration
Mettaur and Randomdude stood upon the gallows awaiting their grim fate. The town had suffered some, but they felt they finally had a bead on the Badland Gang. The ropes were in place, the executioner's hand was ready, Mettaur had his last words on the tip of his tongue. Well, there was a blur and the gallows, the rope, the condemned, the mayor's pants, and most of the townswomen's clothing was gone.
“Guess stealing the hangees wasn't enough.” someone quipped.
LYNCH CANCELED
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, Rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.
Day Two's out cold
Night Two is picking up steam
Narration
Mettaur and Randomdude stood upon the gallows awaiting their grim fate. The town had suffered some, but they felt they finally had a bead on the Badland Gang. The ropes were in place, the executioner's hand was ready, Mettaur had his last words on the tip of his tongue. Well, there was a blur and the gallows, the rope, the condemned, the mayor's pants, and most of the townswomen's clothing was gone.
“Guess stealing the hangees wasn't enough.” someone quipped.
LYNCH CANCELED
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, Rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.
Day Two's out cold
Night Two is picking up steam
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
Kroatz
at 1:12PM, March 15, 2010
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The almighty Salsa
There was also an incident involving a would-be molester, Rokulily, and a fresh skillet full of cornbread.
You just keep writing this stuff wishing for some x-rated images from me aren't you?
My image will be up before next narration… but only whan at least two people say I'm awsum.
Oh and… Haha Monkey lost his pants!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:23PM
same
at 1:23PM, March 15, 2010
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kroatz is awesome (providing you take that ginger comment back)
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