Fanart: the heroin of the webcomic community.

I thought it was more like weed.

-stashes it- Weed? What weed?

Mettaur
Thank you for making me a mean-spirited being!

rokulily
well now that no ones protected i might as well say that ochi was my bodyguard since i got to pick one out. i figured that she was probably a demon since i wasn't and we're pretty much on opposite sides whenever we play together. so your team, from the begining, had a slight hole in it.

Hey! That's actually not that bad of a plan. By making a demon to be your bodyguard, you force them to kill one of their teammates in order to get to you.

That is of course unless the GM would have ruled that the demon is free to chose whether or not he would uphold his guardly obligations.

Mettaur
I thought it was more like weed.

No.
drug -> webcomic transition table
Heroin: Fan art
Weed: Comments
Coke: Guest comics
Meth: Reviews (In that it usualy feels good at first but then destroys your life)
Alchohol: Alchohol (cause really who doen't love alchohaul)
Acid: Being featured
Cigarets: Page Views
Shrooms: Being linked in another comic

shirkersama

Mettaur
I thought it was more like weed.

No.
drug -> webcomic transition table
Heroin: Fan art
Weed: Comments
Coke: Guest comics
Meth: Reviews (In that it usualy feels good at first but then destroys your life)
Alchohol: Alchohol (cause really who doen't love alchohaul)
Acid: Being featured
Cigarets: Page Views
Shrooms: Being linked in another comic

I haven't had alcohol, acid, or meth yet.

I'm missing meth and acid. But I'll be getting meth from Hark (and that other guy) in a mere eight months!

Oh ho, me too.


But by then, hopefully my comic won't suck so much. And they'll have something decent to review.

I already know I'm going to get a terrible review, it's going to be great.

They probably can't even read mine.

Yeah, your hand writting is horrible.
Also, I'll review your comic if you'll review mine.
Also also we've taken this topic way off topic.

Product Placement

Mettaur
And now, I will laugh. Ha.

Why? For a team that had everything it needed to achieve the fastest mafia victory in history, you did pretty awful. :Þ

That is probably my fault. I advised the leader to take a cautious approach, then you pointed out that we could have won in three cycles. :/ Man did I feel like an idiot.

Product Placement

rokulily
well now that no ones protected i might as well say that ochi was my bodyguard since i got to pick one out. i figured that she was probably a demon since i wasn't and we're pretty much on opposite sides whenever we play together. so your team, from the begining, had a slight hole in it.

Hey! That's actually not that bad of a plan. By making a demon to be your bodyguard, you force them to kill one of their teammates in order to get to you.

That is of course unless the GM would have ruled that the demon is free to chose whether or not he would uphold his guardly obligations.

I made Roku my bodyguard :3 I figured the queen wouldn't let no one mess with her man. *Snap fingers 3 times*

Kroatz broke the game?
And here I go killing Roku's bodyguard…

It was indeed a confusing pile of game.
And 2 townies have been armed so hopefully that counts for something.

I am astonished the mob did not kill us all in two days. Well then, let us end this thing, shall we?

Salsa
That is probably my fault. I advised the leader to take a cautious approach, then you pointed out that we could have won in three cycles.

Three? You really only needed 1 night. If every team member had cooperated, then you could have performed 8 kills on the first night (7 demons with kill powers (1 who could kill twice)) + 1 bomb planting + 1 one lynch cancel. There are 13 villagers and only 1 protector (plus a vigilante who could only protect himself once). You knew that the leaders would be protected so you had 11 villagers to pick from. You wouldn't need to fear death from a paranoid, since there are none and it's also fairly reasonable to assume that the the vigilantes would not have struck on the first night, since they had no leads (unless they happened to be fallowing the D20 rule).

With these facts at hand we can assume a best and a worst case scenario for the demons go full force on the first night.

Best case: Every demon kill would have been successful and no demon died. That means 8 dead villagers, and the village would have been powerless to do ANYTHING since the demons would now vastly outnumbered the town 9 to 5. Game over and it's still the first day.

Worst case: Both vigilantes had been amazingly lucky and managed to kill a demon before they had a chance to strike and a demon had also attacked a protected player. That's 5 dead villagers and 2 dead demons. Demons vs Town would then be 7 vs 8. The dark elf lord would have used the lynch cancel so by the end of the first day, it's 7 vs 7 and the demons would have been able to win by the end of the second night.

Problem was, I missed out two cycles. And when I finally rallied the mafia…last night happened.

Nothing went right. Thats as simple as it gets. So I suggest the townies stop switchin which side they bitch for. Yes the Demon army screwed up, and yes they're all boned, but weren't you bitchin about the horrible inbalance before? Just be thankful the mafia worked as well as a team of highly intoxicated, high as a kite ninjas, that are only ninjas because they found pretty masks.

Zeph
I suggest the townies stop switchin which side they bitch for.

Is talking about how easily the demons could have won the game, had they played their cards right, the same as bitching for the other side?

Zeph
weren't you bitchin about the horrible inbalance before?

Well yes. A game where the mafia could win that easily should never be. When I saw the sheer number of demons in this game, I thought it was impossible for the town to win. Even if same had announced the names of every single demon in the beginning, I couldn't believe that it was possible for the town to win. Now that the impossible has happened, I reserve the right to say how perplexed I am.

Bottom line, let's just put it like this. Had I been a member of the demons, I would have attempted to convince my team mates to finish the game as quickly as possible, with a devastating demon victory, in order to demonstrate how unfair it was for the town.

Suppose not. Just noticed way too much grudge holding and whining. The game loses its fun when people drag grudges from past matches into it.

Last narration, The final falling sun, also worst narration ever. Because noone DID anything with a point.

The day began to darken as the night fell. PP had left the castle to finish something personal. Gullas wandered in the town square. He made his way to the rabid demon. Drawing his sword he swung it towards his head. The demon dodged and began attempting to chew through his armor. “Stupid beast! You can't chew metal!” PP punched the demon square in the face and impaled him on his blade. He lited the demon using him as a living punchbag as he set him against the wall. Blood and flesh covered the head of knights. PP removed his sword from the clearly dead body and removed his head. “I have hear the head of Gullas the butcher! He will harm no more!” Jninja made his wayby to yell “Nope. Gullas looks a lot less pulpy.” He whistled on his way to Hakoshens house. He looked through the window to see Hak half asleep in a chair. He snook in to detonate his bomb but decided hed bring it with him instead. Jninja made his way to the palace with his explosives strapped to his chest. Since the head of kings was preoccupied, noone was guarding the castle. He made his way to the main hall of the castle. Noone was there. He then traveled to the royal kitchen. The queen was bound to be there. She was indeed. “Oh, hi. Can Interest you in cake?” Jninja checked his bomb was still attached. “Sure.. Id love some.” Suddenly the fuse lit. The fuse had been lit from the cooker the queen had just been using. The too looked at each other shocked. The bomb exploded. The castle fell to pieces and the cake was never finished. Zombie kroatz arose from the gallows since noone really cared about throwing the bodies away since they could care less anyway. He moonwalked over some of the remaining rubble left by the explosion.

Zeph left townstoria. His mission was complete. He left with the knowledge that he had killed the king and queen and most of the town. All for mere amusement.

The king made his way from the shell of lavatory that seemed unaffected by the blast to a dancing zombie kroatz. He dropped his newsletter and gasped. “Whose gonna clean this up?!”

GM election thread up soon.

I just hope the deamons in my game will be more active.

1337's alive again bitches!

-the alive 1337 master

First time this arab EVER gets to be mafia… and I'm the boomgoer. Great. I'm a stereotype. Ah well. When I read my role… I laughed my ass off.

Regarding the betrayal, a message to you Kroatz-
Ba-Ba-Bum You're as cold as ice, your willing to sacrifice the win! Du-Du-De-Da-Duun
Your as cold as ice, and one day you'll pay the price i know, cuz i gots a knife and i'm gonna kills you-

And once again you manage to prove your inferiority.

What, jokes are below you? Oh, and if you dare remove that goddamn comment of yours, or alter it in any way, it will be clear who is the “inferiority” around here. And by that, i mean the asshole who can't take a fuckin joke.

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