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Mettaur at 7:28PM, June 12, 2010
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Yes! Yes I do believe! I will survive, I will get to do what I have stopped at before! I will accomplish my dreams!
*click*
Yeash, you could have just said no, there was no need to bring a gun into this! Okay, I'll put you down as “uncertain”.
*bang!*
Okayokay! “Off-Limits!” Now please stop shooting at me? Damn, guess that date is out of the question.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:38PM, June 12, 2010
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You people with your optimism. Optimism blinds you from the truth that is pessism. Here is one such instance tha optimism has ruined us all.



Well anyway your king has arrived “uh-huh”

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maru at 9:16PM, June 12, 2010
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You people with your optimism. Optimism blinds you from the truth that is pessism. Here is one such instance tha optimism has ruined us all.



Well anyway your king has arrived “uh-huh”
Oh sure, everything looks bad if you involve Bush. And welcome sir!
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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shirkersama at 9:26PM, June 12, 2010
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*Puts on a top hat and picks up a brick*
Well if I'm going out I'm going out in style and taking someone with me.
Meh
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Mettaur at 9:37PM, June 12, 2010
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If I die, I want to die drunk off my ass. Or getting to second base, whatever that means. All drinks on me today, cuz we'll all probably be drinking our own blood next night. Hey, barkeep! What's with the quiet talk? I need another drink! Or at least somethin' to talks about 'sides my own imminent death.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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shirkersama at 10:03PM, June 12, 2010
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Well since Mett's buying I'll take a dozen bottles of saki.
Meh
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Ochitsukanai at 10:15PM, June 12, 2010
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Well since Mett's buying I'll take a dozen bottles of saki.
Ah, sake, sake! Everyone wants to try it, but they change their tune right quick once they have a taste. We tried warming it, we tried chilling it…no dice. Stuff's straight-up foul no matter what you do. I've had the same two bottles forever 'cause no one can bear it. XD

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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shirkersama at 10:24PM, June 12, 2010
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I've tasted it before and I love it, the only thing I would ever consider getting drunk on.
Meh
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Mettaur at 10:29PM, June 12, 2010
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I prefer a sweet drink myself, all I can think of using Saki for is arson. But Hel, if you want some, sit at the table, grab a drink. I need someone to talk to anyways.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ochitsukanai at 10:40PM, June 12, 2010
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I've tasted it before and I love it, the only thing I would ever consider getting drunk on.
Man, if only I could teleport these bottles to you then. I'm having a bit right now because I wanted to see if it was as bad as memory implies, and although I can drink it, it's definitely not my favorite. It's pleasantly warming, but agh, that flavor. I hear it's an acquired taste, but… ^^;

In other news, Firefox spellchecker doesn't think “teleport” is a word. Huh.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Mettaur at 10:53PM, June 12, 2010
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Just us three, I gots ta make a pic of this…gives me an hour heres…

If anybody wants to be at the bar, tells me! I'll put you in there, either drinkin, preachin, startin a fight, whatever ya want!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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shirkersama at 11:34PM, June 12, 2010
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Ochitsukanai
shirkersama
I've tasted it before and I love it, the only thing I would ever consider getting drunk on.
Man, if only I could teleport these bottles to you then. I'm having a bit right now because I wanted to see if it was as bad as memory implies, and although I can drink it, it's definitely not my favorite. It's pleasantly warming, but agh, that flavor. I hear it's an acquired taste, but… ^^;

In other news, Firefox spellchecker doesn't think “teleport” is a word. Huh.

I actually don't know anyone who has aquired a taste for it, everyone either loves it right away or hates it no matter how much I force them to drink. Also most of the people I know who have tried it love it, so get to inventing a teleportation device please ;D
Meh
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Mettaur at 11:42PM, June 12, 2010
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Shirker my friend, I declare a toast! Thank the gods for this town, for it's people, and for it's titties! Gods bless this place, now lets get wasted!

I have become a very nasty person, haven't I?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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shirkersama at 11:45PM, June 12, 2010
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For Townstoria! For the king! But most of all, FOR BOOBIES!

Meh
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Mettaur at 12:10AM, June 13, 2010
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(So drunk I should be dead, but the idiotic things I'm going to say keep me up.)
I love de titties! Boobies from world-wide, is like ice-cream shop! 34 flavors of titty!
(bonus points if you figure out who I'm quoting here.)
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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harkovast at 4:32AM, June 13, 2010
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I wonder how many people who play this game voted for Bush and are going to try and pretend like they didn't.
In fact, I wonder how many of the people here voted for him twice! (That's about 50% of Americans, who were impressed by a mouth breathing chimp in cowboy boots enough to trust him with the fate of the free world TWICE.)

The world is wonderful, crazy place.

Now I hope you are all paying attention, cause I've already warned you all who the bad guy is. And no, I am not just joking, I really mean it!

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Kroatz at 5:54AM, June 13, 2010
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I second Hark's statement and add two thousand in chips..!
Comidion.deviantart.com
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harkovast at 6:09AM, June 13, 2010
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Cool, thanks Kroatz.
We need to get united and vote off Zeph to give the town an early lead.

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maru at 7:29AM, June 13, 2010
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I just got an inside tip, Zeph's defiantly trouble! We NEED to lynch him asap!
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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jninjashadow at 7:40AM, June 13, 2010
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Two tips Zeph's mafia? Sounds like someone's being set up. Me thinks Hark doth point fingers TOO much!

And Mett, you having drinks without me? Someone is SO getting stabbed at the side of the road for this, and I'm not telling you who!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Zeph at 8:19AM, June 13, 2010
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Its the blue airheads isn't it. Egads, the blue airheads are telling people I have a tank aren't they. Damn them. DAMN THEM! But seriously, wha?

I already sent Roku my role.

PS. I think Hark is just trying to off me as usual, and Maru is probably still grumpy about our flying strip club. Which was perfectly acceptable as long as it stayed out of TFGM airspace.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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jninjashadow at 8:43AM, June 13, 2010
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Zeph
PS. I think Hark is just trying to off me as usual, and Maru is probably still grumpy about our flying strip club. Which was perfectly acceptable as long as it stayed out of TFGM airspace.
Good times… good times


lol the humanity!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 8:53AM, June 13, 2010
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Sorry Ninja, but you weren't to be seen, heard, or smelled? There was no trace of ya, I did send you some PQ's, usually you answer straight away, but I assumed you were gone! And the game just isn't the same without the insanity of some drunken idiots. Sorry, but it was for the good of the town! I didn't want this game to be without humor, like the noir game. Nothing really mad me laugh, so goddamn depressing.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 9:20AM, June 13, 2010
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Cheer up emo boy, the drunk's here now. So, anyone want to fight a dragon or something fantasy like?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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alwinbot at 9:42AM, June 13, 2010
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I liked the Noir game. Things happened in that one.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Mettaur at 9:48AM, June 13, 2010
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Hey, shouldn't you be off telling people why you don't like them? You complained that you couldn't retort to Sans, now you can! Lesse here, fantasy…we could rescue some treasures from a dragon, or explore dungeons! Or find some cool armor, maybe a giant gem that does destructive and cool stuff?

And I realized something. The big evil guy, he must have held off all the attacks. So that the good guys would waste their powers, and we would have no clues for this lynch. The Dark Lord, now we know this guy is a veteran.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 10:22AM, June 13, 2010
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Fudge it. I'm voting for zeph. Either I'm helping the demons win the game sooner or I'll marginally help slow down the inevitable doom of Townston.

Yeah… I'm brimming with optimism, btw.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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alwinbot at 10:30AM, June 13, 2010
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Mettaur
Hey, shouldn't you be off telling people why you don't like them? You complained that you couldn't retort to Sans, now you can!
Y'know I was just kidding on that thread. I don't actually bear any ill feelings towards anybody on the forum. Those were all bullshit why's.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Mettaur at 10:33AM, June 13, 2010
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Also joking, now dramatically sighing. Time is working aginst me, too much to do on my vacation, dude…too much man.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 10:50AM, June 13, 2010
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Im back. Sorry im late. Connection problems.
Ill have the lynch narration up in an hour.
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