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Salsa at 10:56AM, June 13, 2010
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Im back. Sorry im late. Connection problems.
Ill have the lynch narration up in an hour.

Alright I'm gonna go kill some time and Taiidan.
RAGE!
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Kroatz at 11:04AM, June 13, 2010
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Sorry Ninja, but you weren't to be seen, heard, or smelled? There was no trace of ya, I did send you some PQ's, usually you answer straight away, but I assumed you were gone! And the game just isn't the same without the insanity of some drunken idiots. Sorry, but it was for the good of the town! I didn't want this game to be without humor, like the noir game. Nothing really mad me laugh, so goddamn depressing.

Yeah.
You screwed the game up.
So shut up.
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Mettaur at 11:06AM, June 13, 2010
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You still mad about that? But hey, where do you get the right to tell me to shut it?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ochitsukanai at 11:10AM, June 13, 2010
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I wonder how many people who play this game voted for Bush and are going to try and pretend like they didn't.
Many of these people are too young to have voted at the time Bush was running. Some of them are still too young to vote right now! ^^;

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alwinbot at 11:14AM, June 13, 2010
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harkovast
I wonder how many people who play this game voted for Bush and are going to try and pretend like they didn't.
Many of these people are too young to have voted at the time Bush was running. Some of them are still too young to vote right now! ^^;
If I were able to vote. I would have gone for Ralph Nader.
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same at 11:21AM, June 13, 2010
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Sorry. Im paying for an open wireless thingy so its got shitty connection.

Finally. Narration

The town gathered around the gallows. The king called for silence. “It has come to my attention that we have been infiltrated by demons. For your protection we will be lynching those of you who act suspicious. ” the king squinted at Zeph. “Ahem! So. We‘ve gathered the votes. And today we will be haaaaaaaaaaaanging… ZEPH!” Zeph scratched his head. The king turned to his guards “Retrieve the hangee please. ” The guards made their way to Zeph and escorted him to the gallows. “Any last words?” the king said giving him a dirty look. “Eh. Harks just jealous because I won‘t read his parchments.” “Not resisting?” Zeph scratched his head. “Nope”.

He made his way to the noose. At that minute Hark climbed onto the gallows. “STOP! I am the dark elf lord!” He said waving his arms. The king sighed “Get down Hark. You‘re being crazy again. You‘re a cat not an elf.” “I HAVE TO PROTECT THE TOWN FROM MYSELF!” Hark pushed Zeph from the gallows and rapped the noose around his neck. The town gasped. Zeph spat dirt from his mouth as he lay on the ground beside the gallows.

Harkovast the townie has committed suicide
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Kroatz at 11:24AM, June 13, 2010
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Goodbye hark.
You will be missed. Also… do I need to state the obvious?
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harkovast at 11:30AM, June 13, 2010
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I think my death says more then dead talking ever could.

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Mettaur at 11:34AM, June 13, 2010
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Okay, for the bar I already gots me, Shirker, Roku, Alwin, Squid, Zeph, and Salsa. Who else am I missin here?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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harkovast at 11:40AM, June 13, 2010
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So do I get to see who voted for me, or what?

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Zeph at 11:43AM, June 13, 2010
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-scratches head- I scratch my head alot. hmm..
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Product Placement at 11:48AM, June 13, 2010
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Nobody voted for you Hark. The demon “godfather” used his lynch cancel ability.

Not only is he able to pick an innocent and kill him instead, he's able to use this ability twice.

Do I need to overstate how impossible this is for the town?

Now the demons will be able to screw the town big time.

Pro towns: 0 veterans, 1 guardian, 2 vigilantes vs demons: 9 killing powers (where one of them can kill twice).

This game is unbelievable unbalanced.
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Mettaur at 11:50AM, June 13, 2010
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And the Shadow Magician has an extra life, and the hero might be confused with him.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ochitsukanai at 12:00PM, June 13, 2010
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This game is unbelievable unbalanced.
It's really true. I was thinking that perhaps the clues would be clearer this game and that it would be possible, early on, to double-lynch provided that a townie majority remained and voter turnout was strongly encouraged. If those lynches turn out acceptably and the evil party has inactive members, there's a slim chance. Come on, for once you've actually lived this long, so don't give up now XD

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Product Placement at 12:04PM, June 13, 2010
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Yes, yes. We're all aware of the shadow magician and his extra life.

And the silent assassin, who's able to ignore protected players.

And the deadly winter, who's able to kill twice.

And the godfather, who can kill with his lynch cancel ability and use it more then once.

Hark said that zeph was the shadow magician, without announcing who fed him that information.

Obviously, the person who told him that was also able to backstab him by dooming him in tonights lynch. It could mean that he lied to Hark and that zeph is an innocent but since the shadow magician also happens to be an equivalent of a veteran, who can survive lynches, then I don't see why he needed to lie about his identity. As far as I'm concerned, zeph is the shadow magician.
Ochitsukanai
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This game is unbelievable unbalanced.
It's really true. I was thinking that perhaps the clues would be clearer this game and that it would be possible, early on, to double-lynch provided that a townie majority remained and voter turnout was strongly encouraged. If those lynches turn out acceptably and the evil party has inactive members, there's a slim chance. Come on, for once you've actually lived this long, so don't give up now XD
We lost the paranoid and instead got a role who can survive night attacks and announce the identity of the attacker. We don't have a veteran either. The only edge that the town got was a 100% certain pro-town leadership. That's good, since it will help unify the town but it's not likely to help much if the demons can easily win the game in a single move (which is likely to be done tonight).

There's no fun in a game where the mafia can just bull rush itself through the town and there's nothing that the town can do about it. The game is supposed to be hard for both sides. The mafia is supposed to win via strategy, not force. Granted, whoever's leading the bad guys, this time is doing a good job at it, by pulling the “inactive first round” move, thus leaving us guessing in the wind during the first lynch. However, I don't see the point in strategyzing like that when you can just press the “I win” button and be done with it.
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 12:14PM, June 13, 2010
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Product placement….Seriously?

The bad guys get to cancel lynches AND kill a good guy instead?

Same….are you pulling our collective leg?
I mean seriously, against powers like that, how can the good guys win?
They not only render the good guys main method of attack ineffective, they actually turn it around to kill good guys instead!
People seem to dwell under the misconception that making the bad guys have more and more amazing powers and more and more abilities that kill townies each turn makes the game better.

IT DOES NOT!


On the plus side, at least it means you guys didn't vote for me, which is a nice vote of confidence.
Thanks team, I love you all too! *thumbs up*

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Kroatz at 12:17PM, June 13, 2010
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This means that hark STILL has never been lynched.
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Kroatz at 12:18PM, June 13, 2010
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Oh, and it's no wise to tell hark your role if you're mafia.
just sayin'.
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gullas at 12:26PM, June 13, 2010
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let the game, begin…
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Product Placement at 12:27PM, June 13, 2010
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I know it's against regulations but my recent outbursts have compelled me to switch my avatar.
gullas
let the game, begin…
Oh, OF course Gullas is a member of the mafia. He's like my Icelandic opposite spectrum. He's always mafia when I'm not.
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gullas at 12:34PM, June 13, 2010
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Oh, OF course Gullas is a member of the mafia. He's like my Icelandic opposite spectrum. He's always mafia when I'm not.

true true… but I have to agree with you that this game, although a promising and beautiful idea is horribly unbalanced… kind of like the 3.5 CoDzilla 8D
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Product Placement at 12:43PM, June 13, 2010
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kind of like the 3.5 CoDzilla 8D
And now I can't stop thinking about the day when a powerplayer created a 3.5 cleric and became an equivalent of a god.

Those were my two cents.
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jninjashadow at 12:48PM, June 13, 2010
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So… the consensus is the towns F*cked then? Sigh… for once I actually believe evil needs a nerf. God damn, why couldn't we be fighting SATAM evil instead of LotR evil?

Oh and Mett, how can you have a bar without the town drunk?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Ochitsukanai at 12:54PM, June 13, 2010
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Hark said that zeph was the shadow magician, without announcing who fed him that information.
But I don't get why Hark would opt not to disclose who told him that, since it's presumably an inside source who could be given up as well. He could also have safely told rokulily if his source was a townie who was privy to an information leak. It'd be only logical to give them both up since he'd have doomed himself already by talking; we could have double-lynched them early on or Roku would have known the mole, but did he tell anyone?

It's just that Hark has a known history of arbitrarily making stuff up, and if I were the other side I'd take advantage of that by letting it lead townie suspicion and skew clue interpretation for a couple of cycles until I had the majority. I'm not saying Zeph isn't guilty, it all just seems too convenient… :\

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
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Niccea at 12:56PM, June 13, 2010
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I'm finally back from my mini-vacation. I had a lot of fun. And I bonded with my classmates. We went to a festival, rode four-wheelers, shot skeet, had s'mores, and watched classic Disney movies…and we were in the middle of nowhere, so I had a good view of the stars…anywho. Back to mafia.
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same at 1:33PM, June 13, 2010
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Sorry about today. Ive been relying mostly on open wifi. Which has been a massive mistake. The dark elf lord used the ability on hark to cause him to lynch himself instead. Also the collective leg has been ripped off. Also. Uh… its my first day?
Theres a lot of inactivity so im covering for that.

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shirkersama at 1:42PM, June 13, 2010
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I think since the town seems to screwed no matter what we should just lynch everyone at once!













And yes, I do realize we can't actualy do that.
Meh
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same at 1:46PM, June 13, 2010
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Heres the votes for those interested.
By the way. I apologize if you aren't enjoying the game.
Zeph:5
Harkovast
Rokulily
Queens rule
Kroatz
ProductPlacement

ip1nbs:2
1337
GarBonzoBean

1337:2
Mettaur
Jninjashadow
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Mettaur at 2:07PM, June 13, 2010
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To make up for not includin' you in the bar yet, hows about a drunken quest? That sound interestin' in the least?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 2:20PM, June 13, 2010
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Hey! I voted.
Those were my two cents.
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