When i become GM i will make narations at 9 pm gmt. I cant stay up as late tonight so i cant see the narration. Although i think i know the out come anyway.

Kroatz damn my crappy internet connection.
I will distract you from my mistake with eagle eye cherry-


The power of that one hit wonder should distract all attention from how much I screw up.

All the people with roles have checked in and there wasn't a single incident where more then one person claimed to be the same role. However I'm still missing a role confirmation from few players so if they have a special role, then they should tell me because that would mean we have an impostor in our mids.

I've gone through the clues more properly and agree that kroatz might be the Future Godfather so I'm changing my Hark vote to him.

And PoorBoyBlues. Why on earth would I have agreed to instalynch Parker if I were mafia? My reasons for picking Hark was because the Future Godfather alt was something I could see him do. In fact, he did the exact same thing in the last game. I was not the first person to point this out so I have no idea why I'm getting all this beef.

velociraptor here.

One problem with this game D: if you're busy all day, it makes you have a shitload to read when you get back.

Zeph
One problem with this game D: if you're busy all day, it makes you have a shitload to read when you get back.

Had that problem today. Was away for over 24 hours.

same
velociraptor here.

Don't worry same. We'll get to you soon enough. I have a dino haunting license.

Damn. I didn't even have a nefarious plot and I'm gonna get killed.

Yeah, I'm the Future Godfather! And you know what else?! If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Zeph
One problem with this game D: if you're busy all day, it makes you have a shitload to read when you get back.

Stop being busy. Now that thats sorted im getting an earlier sleep tonight. Night everyone.

It seems like lightsabers have the same effect as mentioning the word “War” in a narration.

Either way, Hakoshen gets lynched.

Okay votes have been updated. And narrative is being writen.

Day Two Narrative!

Harkovast and Hakoshen stood next to the gallows. The crowd of angry townies surrounded them. “You two are accused of being mafia. How do you plead?” ask Product Placement. “Fear me primitive mortals for I am the Future Godfather!” shouted Hak as he drew a light saber and started to swing it around. Not to be out done Harkovast summoned his energy sword and proceeded to swing it around while shouting, “I am the patron saint of pointing fingers! Now my fingers point to Harkovast the webcomic!” The crowd was stunned.

PP knew that no one could get near them safely. So he hatched an ingenius plot. “Hark! Hakoshen gave one of your pages a one!” PP shouted. “HE DID WHAT?!” shouted an angry Hark as he flung himself at Hakoshen. An epic battle the likes that Townston had never seen unfolded as the two master swordsmen clashed. This was a battle so epic it could not be described by words and for that reason we are skipping it.

The two swordsmen could barly move. They were exhausted from all the things that wen on in the battle that can not be discribed. It was at this point the townies tied the rope around the criminals necks. “Any last words?” Product asked. “All of..that fight was..an advertisement for ‘Harkovast’,” Hark said inbetween labored breaths. “And you Future Godfather?” PP asked Hakoshen. “I have one confession to make. I'm not just the Future Godfather I'm also a pathological liar!” he said with a grin. “Wait what?” Product asked bewildered. A townie thinking Product said pull the lever, pulled the lever. Hark and Hak's bodys dropped.

Harkovast the Paranoid is dead.
Hakoshen the Townie is dead.


Day Two is OVER
Night Two has BEGUN!

Well, it was fun to be back. For the little while it lasted!

I've never seen a player prove his guilt more than PoorBoyBlues. He did a last minute vote switch to make sure that Hark would die instead of Kroatz.

Which is funny because he voted to have me lynched for voting to lynch Hark.

Man that light saber clue was just way to eas…oh wait…oops. Sorry Hakoshen.
*Casualy steals all of Hakoshen's money*
What, he dosn't need it now.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Harkovast the Paranoid is dead.
Hakoshen the Townie is dead.

Well um…shit guys… this is embarrassing…
Ah well! *loots weapons* BOO YAY A LIGHT SABER! Aaaaaand with that I'm going to bed.

-loots the corpses for anything left behind-
…Whats this?

-puts the loot back on Hark-

I did not want boxers.

aw, no hats. sorry guys.

oh mr bush… you were ever so witty.

i would've thought to blame shirkersama since his comic has a duck with a lightsaber duel in it but hes innocent on an account of it being on the 6 page and the 5th page is the cutoff for clues, i believe. so i jumped wagon, because wagon jumping is fun. anyone want a free bandwagon cupcake?

I voted for hark because I usually do. And I voted for poorboyblues because of your listed reasons, PP. (I also couldn't change my vote at work.)

Well I didn't see your post where you said that we should lynch Kroatz until after the cutoff so sorry Hak and Hark. :/

rokulily
aw, no hats. sorry guys.

oh mr bush… you were ever so witty.

i would've thought to blame shirkersama since his comic has a duck with a lightsaber duel in it but hes innocent on an account of it being on the 6 page and the 5th page is the cutoff for clues, i believe. so i jumped wagon, because wagon jumping is fun. anyone want a free bandwagon cupcake?

I'll take one please. And thank you for defending and accusing me simultaniuously.

shirkersama

rokulily
aw, no hats. sorry guys.

oh mr bush… you were ever so witty.

i would've thought to blame shirkersama since his comic has a duck with a lightsaber duel in it but hes innocent on an account of it being on the 6 page and the 5th page is the cutoff for clues, i believe. so i jumped wagon, because wagon jumping is fun. anyone want a free bandwagon cupcake?

I'll take one please. And thank you for defending and accusing me simultaniuously.

Me too! Also, so you make sweet tea by any chance?

shirkersama
I'll take one please. And thank you for defending and accusing me simultaniuously.

here you are. one vanilla/white chocolate red velvet cupcake!

and i'm really good at the whole defending and accusing simultaniuously thing. its a gift. a sometimes really confusing gift.

Salsa
Me too! Also, so you make sweet tea by any chance?

yups! along with a bunch of earl greys, and mint teas. and normal ice tea of course.

lets see… you can have a german chocolate cupcake with the traditional coconut frosting!

heh heh heh… dumbarse townfolk… lynchin' one of there own… heh heh heh

Says the hanged man.

I didn't say all of them were dumb. Just two or three… one or two… one… none. They're actually pretty smart… actually…

You know how I like to play it lose and wild with the dead line and narrative times. Will I'm doing it agian! This time all everthing is being moved one hour early. Due on the account of celebration of my acception to UC Davis.

Congrats mate. To celebrate, you can fight Zero in an airsoft battle.

Zeph
Congrats mate. To celebrate, you can fight Zero in an airsoft battle.

If I didn't have to go to bed right now so I can wait up early to study for an Anthopoly test that I'm totally not ready for I would totally draw a pic with my face all stary eyed and happy.

Also I'd draw myself on a mountain of salman sushi shouted at everyone that all your salman sushi belongs to me. Cause that is what I'm going to do tomorrow. Go to an asian buffet and eating all the salman sushi. Then stalking the sushi chef until he makes more.

And now to bed!

Just remember not to let the chef monologue, if he does, you're probably in for a world of hurt.