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Mafia XXVII: The Infection of Townston
Hakoshen at 5:01PM, May 12, 2010
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Did Hakoshen kill me?
If he did there is gunna be hell to pay!
FURRY RAGE!

I did not kil… wait a sec maybe I did.

Night One I killed Zeph.
Night Two was PP.
Night Three was… yup, Hark. (which convinced a certain someone I was the priest)
Day Three…. ParkerFarker.
Night Four I killed Niccea.
Night Five Shinkersama for literally no reason at all.

So yeah. Lots of blood on my hands this game!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Retaya at 5:09PM, May 12, 2010
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Kroatz
That's really a lack of respect right there… First killing me and then calling me KORATZ?






KORATZ!!?


Kroatz is a superhero name, Koratz is just some damn civilian in a wetsuit.

D: Dude… sorry… Can I help it if I read it wrong? *hides in a hole*
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same at 5:16PM, May 12, 2010
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Dont worry. Its not your fault you're Lysdexic
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Retaya at 5:26PM, May 12, 2010
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You know they say that 10 out of 3 people are dyslexic.
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same at 5:37PM, May 12, 2010
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Thats not funny. I cant read.
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Kroatz at 5:39PM, May 12, 2010
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Retaya
Kroatz
That's really a lack of respect right there… First killing me and then calling me KORATZ?






KORATZ!!?


Kroatz is a superhero name, Koratz is just some damn civilian in a wetsuit.

D: Dude… sorry… Can I help it if I read it wrong? *hides in a hole*

Don't sweat it Reyaat
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same at 5:57PM, May 12, 2010
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You all shoulda picked a 4 letter word for your usernames.

I mean mines kinda hard to confuse.

Unless….




FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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Retaya at 6:12PM, May 12, 2010
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Kroatz
Retaya
Kroatz
That's really a lack of respect right there… First killing me and then calling me KORATZ?






KORATZ!!?


Kroatz is a superhero name, Koratz is just some damn civilian in a wetsuit.

D: Dude… sorry… Can I help it if I read it wrong? *hides in a hole*

Don't sweat it Reyaat

X3 Wow. That's cold.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:19PM, May 12, 2010
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same
You all shoulda picked a 4 letter word for your usernames.

I mean mines kinda hard to confuse.

Unless….




FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
TFGM is 4 letters :3

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shirkersama at 10:31PM, May 12, 2010
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Hakoshen
Night Five Shinkersama for literally no reason at all.


…no one can spell my name :(. It's shirker-(as in someone who shirks duty)sama (Japanese honorific title kind of like san). That and killing me for no reason has lead to me deciding that you are now internet enemy.
Alwin you have been downgraded to internet person I find mildly annoying. Congrats.
Meh
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:58PM, May 12, 2010
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shirkersama
Hakoshen
Night Five Shinkersama for literally no reason at all.


…no one can spell my name :(. It's shirker-(as in someone who shirks duty)sama (Japanese honorific title kind of like san). That and killing me for no reason has lead to me deciding that you are now internet enemy.
Alwin you have been downgraded to internet person I find mildly annoying. Congrats.
Wait so I'm not your internet enemy? But I thought I was everyone's internet enemy.

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shirkersama at 12:22AM, May 13, 2010
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Sorry TFGM, I just can't hate someone with such an awesome hat.
Meh
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ParkerFarker at 5:07AM, May 13, 2010
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Product Placement
The thing is, I would have said this anyways if I hadn't been a zombie. I honestly don't understand why people go on shouting “I'm a mafia” because that is the biggest flag painter of them all. Then when those players end up dying, via lynch or vigilante hit and turn out to be townies, then they're guilty of wasting the town resources that might otherwise have been justly spent in taking down the real mafia.

I feel I should contribute to this conversation as it was I who made the original comment.

I really just said it for lack of anything else to say. Not everything has to have a reason I just said it.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Kroatz at 6:13AM, May 13, 2010
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I'm a Mafia!
Oh…
The game ended already right…?
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alwinbot at 11:36AM, May 13, 2010
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shirkersama
Hakoshen
Night Five Shinkersama for literally no reason at all.


…no one can spell my name :(. It's shirker-(as in someone who shirks duty)sama (Japanese honorific title kind of like san). That and killing me for no reason has lead to me deciding that you are now internet enemy.
Alwin you have been downgraded to internet person I find mildly annoying. Congrats.

What can I do to regain that hate?
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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shirkersama at 3:45PM, May 13, 2010
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I don't know…say something bad about Bruce Campbell maybe?
Meh
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Mettaur at 2:23PM, May 14, 2010
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And a necro post for a necro-mancing game! Actually, I just wanted to say, that I got the last post. Vote me for GM! Cuz then there will be pitchforks!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:24PM, May 14, 2010
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Mettaur
I just wanted to say, that I got the last post.
Wrong :3

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Kroatz at 12:27AM, May 15, 2010
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Mettaur
And a necro post for a necro-mancing game! Actually, I just wanted to say, that I got the last post. Vote me for GM! Cuz then there will be pitchforks!

Really wrong.
We're never gonna let this thread die!
And stop it with the pitchforks!
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Mettaur at 6:22AM, May 15, 2010
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Mettaur
And a necro post for a necro-mancing game! Actually, I just wanted to say, that I got the last post. Vote me for GM! Cuz then there will be pitchforks!

Really wrong.
We're never gonna let this thread die!
And stop it with the pitchforks!
I told you, you're the one in charge of BLUE pitchforks! Mine are RED!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 6:34AM, May 15, 2010
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I have the godly power over pitchforks, All of them!
I'm just the god of blue pitchforks because the god of red pitchforks was taken! (And it's not you)














And HA! not last post!
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Mettaur at 6:43AM, May 15, 2010
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I'm not saying I'm god of RED pitchforks! I'm saying the ones I'm using are RED, not BLUE, so stop complaining about my use of Pitchforks!

Are you upset I used you in my narration sample? If so, then I sowwy, but I had to put in someone. I thought you would appreciate that, but apparently it offends you or something.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 6:47AM, May 15, 2010
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Mettaur
I'm not saying I'm god of RED pitchforks! I'm saying the ones I'm using are RED, not BLUE, so stop complaining about my use of Pitchforks!

Are you upset I used you in my narration sample? If so, then I sowwy, but I had to put in someone. I thought you would appreciate that, but apparently it offends you or something.

No I think it's very cool that I was in your Narr, but the use of pitchforks is just frowned upon down here…
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Mettaur at 6:51AM, May 15, 2010
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Mettaur
I'm not saying I'm god of RED pitchforks! I'm saying the ones I'm using are RED, not BLUE, so stop complaining about my use of Pitchforks!

Are you upset I used you in my narration sample? If so, then I sowwy, but I had to put in someone. I thought you would appreciate that, but apparently it offends you or something.

No I think it's very cool that I was in your Narr, but the use of pitchforks is just frowned upon down here…
Uh, pitchforks are what they use in hell, you do realize that, don't you?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 6:56AM, May 15, 2010
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YES, us gods are still in a lawsuit against the great mister D because of it.
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Mettaur at 7:01AM, May 15, 2010
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Kroatz
YES, us gods are still in a lawsuit against the great mister D because of it.
You can't sopyright over everything, especially weapons! How would you feel if you had to fight off a horde of evil rats that eat whatever-you-are, you have a lawnmower to take care of it easily, but then a guy walks over saying “I'm sorry, but I'm the god of Lawnmowers that are surrounded by rats, and I can't let you use my copy-right!”

So then he flies away with the lawnmower, and you only have a swiss army nife to defend yourself. But then some yodeler falls in and tells you he's the god of-
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 7:13AM, May 15, 2010
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Kroatz
YES, us gods are still in a lawsuit against the great mister D because of it.
You can't sopyright over everything, especially weapons! How would you feel if you had to fight off a horde of evil rats that eat whatever-you-are, you have a lawnmower to take care of it easily, but then a guy walks over saying “I'm sorry, but I'm the god of Lawnmowers that are surrounded by rats, and I can't let you use my copy-right!”
That actually happened, Rudolf the God of lawnmowers and pink scarfs lost that specific lawsuit because of a technicality.
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Mettaur at 7:14AM, May 15, 2010
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So you're saying there is a god for everything?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 7:16AM, May 15, 2010
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Yes, except for tea spoons and the ends of shoelaces. We are still deciding whether to just remove those things from existance or extend our family with one more god.
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Mettaur at 7:20AM, May 15, 2010
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WAit, is there a god for Mettaurs? Make him the god of Teaspoons, and I'll take his current spot! Come on, no one really appreciates the little guys like I do! Pweease?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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