The FINAL narration is gonna be late. People, all send me the most ridiculous actions you'd like.
NOW!

SORRY ROKULILY! I did not intend to try to usurp you! When I sent in the kill, I said to Kroatz I felt bad about killing the town's source of cute images and jokingly asked “Where will we get them now?” He told me to do it and you do not say no to the GM! Sorry!

Forgive me!

Kroatz, you've been framed. Double-crossed. Mate, I'm sorry, but there's nothing I could've done.

Ha HA! I have made it to the end! Yes! Finally! I have never made it to the last narration before!

I liked Maru's pictures.
They didn't feature enough talking cats in armour for my liking, but they were still cool.
It wasn't like we weren't allowed more then one person drawing cool pictures.
In a city this dark and noir-ish, we needed all the cheerful images we could get.

The mafia had turned on each other like jackals, between mett and now salsa's betrayal, their whole organisation had pulled itself apart.
The fact was that no one could stand up to the sheer hard boiled gum shoe sexiness that I was bringing to the table.

I was looking forward to closing the case, so I could start talking about myself in a the present tense and also go back to my old colourful avatar.
Could everyone here even tell I was supposed to be a cat?

I say we all get a killing role on the final night and then we all kill each other with em. Those who already have killing roles get to kill twice.

Blood!

Why is Gullas always the mad bomber?

And why did Salsa blow the REST of his cover?

And why didn't he recruit me?

Even though I asked him to?

And was kicking major ass?

And same is a big man?

And I am asking questions?

Shouldn't the Goddamn Batman know all the answers?

Shouldn't I go FUCKING CRAZY?

And why didn't I know any roles for sure?

And who am I going to kill now?

Who wants to be?

I thank ParkerFarker.

I down another bottle of Scotch. I wanted to be ready for tonight, after all I'm just some street walking, bar tending, self-narrating, grim-dark, townie. I don't know much of fighting except that it hurts, and drinking makes the pain stop. I take another swig of a bottle I can't recall still being full, but the taste of whiskey tells me otherwise. I enter my bar, after all with the recent noir everyone has been drinking, and now I'm the richest SOB in town. Then I saw her, that dame behind my counter. Who is she? I didn't know her, nor did I hire her… I think. “Who are you? WHO?”

jninjashadow
I down another bottle of Scotch. I wanted to be ready for tonight, after all I'm just some street walking, bar tending, self-narrating, grim-dark, townie. I don't know much of fighting except that it hurts, and drinking makes the pain stop. I take another swig of a bottle I can't recall still being full, but the taste of whiskey tells me otherwise. I enter my bar, after all with the recent noir everyone has been drinking, and now I'm the richest SOB in town. Then I saw her, that dame behind my counter. Who is she? I didn't know her, nor did I hire her… I think. “Who are you? WHO?”

she replies “Your mom”

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow
I down another bottle of Scotch. I wanted to be ready for tonight, after all I'm just some street walking, bar tending, self-narrating, grim-dark, townie. I don't know much of fighting except that it hurts, and drinking makes the pain stop. I take another swig of a bottle I can't recall still being full, but the taste of whiskey tells me otherwise. I enter my bar, after all with the recent noir everyone has been drinking, and now I'm the richest SOB in town. Then I saw her, that dame behind my counter. Who is she? I didn't know her, nor did I hire her… I think. “Who are you? WHO?”

she replies “Your mom”

well played…

jninjashadow

I Am The 1337 Master

jninjashadow
I down another bottle of Scotch. I wanted to be ready for tonight, after all I'm just some street walking, bar tending, self-narrating, grim-dark, townie. I don't know much of fighting except that it hurts, and drinking makes the pain stop. I take another swig of a bottle I can't recall still being full, but the taste of whiskey tells me otherwise. I enter my bar, after all with the recent noir everyone has been drinking, and now I'm the richest SOB in town. Then I saw her, that dame behind my counter. Who is she? I didn't know her, nor did I hire her… I think. “Who are you? WHO?”

she replies “Your mom”

well played…

of course it was. cause your mom is accepted anywhere anytime…as a joke.

Man, I always survive these mafia things to the very end. Lets make it so I'm undefeated.

I Am The 1337 Master
I say we all get a killing role on the final night and then we all kill each other with em. Those who already have killing roles get to kill twice.

Blood!

Why is Gullas always the mad bomber?

And why did Salsa blow the REST of his cover?

And why didn't he recruit me?

A) I don't know the same reason I always die or get my cover blown when I'm Godfather. Same blame thing happened in the First Monster Mash game. I was the Nosferatu and had killed the first werewolf and the first zombie. All I had left to worry about was the Van Helsing and guess what Rokulily does? She asks my role, yes she was the Van Helsing. (not to mention that I lost each of my servants the night after I got them.)

B)You guys knew who Gullas was and he was the only other mafia member. No point in trying to hide now. The thing is though, that the only people who knew about gullas were in the mafia and Kroatz I have my suspicions on who spilled the beans, mainly because I hadn't done ANYTHING until maru was in trouble and I tried to bail her out. I know that could have tipped some people off as to who I was, but NO ONE should have known who Gullas was unless the detective asked for his side.

C) short answer I tried.

Salsa's betrayal was a strange case, it seemed he had sold his own team down the river.
He should have tried to divert attention and start a rumour about another player, probably Byndris.
I certainly didn't know Gullas was the mad bomber until Salsa let the cat out of the bag.

My game concept is up. I have a suspicion that same and hark will like the theme.

Salsa

I Am The 1337 Master
blah blah blah I will not die tonight unless someone really really wants to kill me and that's not 1337 who'll do it, he'll let the vig try for it

…

harkovast
He should have tried to divert attention and start a rumour about another player, probably Byndris.
I certainly didn't know Gullas was the mad bomber until Salsa let the cat out of the bag.

And harkovast gets intelligence points. 10. Seriously what was the best thing to do.
I was already suspecting Byndris for a while now of being anti townie at the very least.

And gullas seems to be the mad bomber ALL the time…other than the time I was…and someone else…


and now we must give salsa some title for this…Salsa the Luckless.

There wasn't much Salsa could do. Mettaur fucked the whole game up.

Stop sending in actions!
It's gonna be hell to write…

What I'm curious to know is, how come the lynch cancel was never used?

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What I'm curious to know is, how come the lynch cancel was never used?

I blame Rokuily!

I tried to figure out clues. I found out about Same, and thats what got me killed! Although, i at first thought it was AM, but i was told that he was dead, so I then blamed, CORRECTLY, Same. I'm proud of myself, for figureing out a clue correctly after how many games now? :p

Kroatz
Busy writing narration

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Busy writing narration

What is…



Keyser Soze?

I love life :0

So what'd I miss?

Nothing yet.
I sure hope noone kills hark.

You know i made this a year ago, posted it on 4chan and its already all over the fucking internet.

same
Nothing yet.
I sure hope noone kills hark.

You know i made this a year ago, posted it on 4chan and its already all over the fucking internet.

Never seen it before.

Hmmm… From the time of Kroatz last post and now, I have collected 8 stars in Mario galaxy, caught up on 20 web comics, eaten a bowl of noodles, and discovered the meaning of life.

…

Its achieving balance if you were curios.

alwinbot

same
Nothing yet.
I sure hope noone kills hark.

You know i made this a year ago, posted it on 4chan and its already all over the fucking internet.

Never seen it before.

Its on photobucket, flickr and imageshack. I didnt upload it to any of them.

Currently watching the first appearance of Carnage in the 90s spiderman cartoons.

I FUCKING LOVE CARNAGE!

jninjashadow
Hmmm… From the time of Kroatz last post and now, I have collected 8 stars in Mario galaxy, caught up on 20 web comics, eaten a bowl of noodles, and discovered the meaning of life.

…

Its achieving balance if you were curios.

I'm working as fast as I can… I skipped dinner for you people!
I'm almost done, you people with your idiotic requests…

EAT YOUR DINNER AND TYPE!

Indeed, cannot you eat with one hand and type with the other?