KroatzI KNOW!!! The things they request! It's borderline crazy!
I'm almost done, you people with your idiotic requests…
Salsa is the worst.
KroatzI KNOW!!! The things they request! It's borderline crazy!
I'm almost done, you people with your idiotic requests…
Product Placementi'll explain after the narration
What I'm curious to know is, how come the lynch cancel was never used?
Product PlacementI actually didn't come up with anything too crazy this time. Just beatung someone to death with Mettaur's corpse and using a shotgun with flaming nanoninjas as ammo.
salsa's the worst.
Product PlacementI full heatedly agree with that assessment. Good lord, what he asked of me was completely infeasible. Awesome, but infeasible.
Salsa is the worst.
SalsaYou were actually wrong on the same being gaurded by two paramadics. It was just me. I should have done more, but same's role was the only important one I knew of.
Well, here's the explanation I owe all of you.
When I found out I was Godfather I told everyone else to lay low and to NOT RUN for office unless they could do so without drawing attention to themselves. Mett didn't listen but somehow wound up mayor. Ok, he didn't listen to me but now he can get the roles of everybody and make this so much easier. Then he insta-lynched PP. That annoyed me more than a little, I could save him from the lynch, but that would mean not being able to use the cancel for what I wanted it for. I had him attack same instead. When the narration mentioned that Same had been attacked twice and that he killed Anthony Mercer, I knew that A ) he had the two paramedics guarding him, and B ) he was the vig. After Mett got lynched I had Ochi attack Niccea and Maru attack rokulily. Ochi knows Niccea in real life and suspected that she was the Detective, turned out that she was one of the paranoids. We thought that Roku was the pyscho, turned out not to be the case. Maru got fingered and was lynched, though I tried to save her by voting for same and switching PoorBoyBlues' vote to same as well. Didn't work obviously, Then Hark fingered me as the Godfather. I thought that he must have been the detective all along. Then I read the thread more carefully, He had also fingered Gullas as the madbomber, and then it hit me, No one could finger me as the Godfather for sure until Gullas was dead and the only other people besides me and Kroatz that knew that for sure were dead or inactive. Sadly, the only reasonable conclusion I can come up with, especially in light of the accelerated end to the game is that some one deadtalked, and I suspect ya'll know who we (kroatz and me) suspect.
There are a couple of things that happened behind the scenes. First when Maru looked to be lynched I was going to try and cut a deal with TFGM to try and get her off the hook, In exchange I'd tell him who the madbomber was. Well this fell through as he never responded. I was also going to give him A list of people that I wanted pardoned if they were ever up for lynching. The list would include Maru, but not me. Everyone else on the list would be non-mafia and hopefully one would be the other paranoid. Then the Psycho sent me a message I was going to need the help after the fiasco that this was turning into, so I would have accepted his help, and even shared some of the information I had, but then someone ratted me and gullas out.
Now for the last bit. I was saving the lynch cancel for a time when it would have normally found a mafia and then use it when a non-mafia was going to be lynched. This is risky because I would have no way out after this, but I felt that the benefits were greater. A pro-town or the pyschopath would be killed by the vig who would not be after one of my people. I wanted to use the double-lynch power too, but I never got the chance. I was going to use ochi to solve clues, but that got busted when she got the paranoid. I am no good at solving clues, so this basically meant I'd have to use Maru to find the other paranoid and then lay low until gullas got lynched or the detective bit it. Gullas said he was going away for two weeks so that meant I couldn't use him for much besides currency to bail one of the other's out.
in short I didn't even have a plan of attack ready when everything went Charlie Foxtrot on me.
KroatzLord Salsa* is the unluckiest boss ever. Even though he's not a bad tactician and he keeps track of the rules and their changes, he never catches a break somehow. It's pretty lamentable. o_o;;
There wasn't much Salsa could do. Mettaur fucked the whole game up.
OchitsukanaiKroatzLord Salsa* is the unluckiest boss ever. Even though he's not a bad tactician and he keeps track of the rules and their changes, he never catches a break somehow. It's pretty lamentable. o_o;;
There wasn't much Salsa could do. Mettaur fucked the whole game up.
Since Gullas left town and Mettaur appears to have ratted out everyone left alive as well as running for mayor and then being lynched due to it, there was no chance anyway, so I'm not particularly irritated at not being able to turn it around. -shrug-
*This time he was really Boss Salsa, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
Salsa
Hark figured us.
TFGM never responded to my offer
Niccea
Hark and Brydis told me that Salsa was godfather and Gullas was madbomber. Met blabbed early on. Not deadtalk information leak.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Secondly to hell with Kroatz.
NicceaWhile he was still alive? Well, that changes everything.
Hark and Brydis told me that Salsa was godfather and Gullas was madbomber. Met blabbed early on. Not deadtalk information leak.
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyHe always answered me and was even rather helpful. I didn't love the giant clue source pool, but as far as I was concerned he was a responsive and helpful GM.
Secondly to hell with Kroatz.
Product PlacementYeah, this way pisses me off more severely. o_o;;
While he was still alive? Well, that changes everything.
OchitsukanaiIt's true that these actions don't exactly yell out “team player” but Mettaur didn't break any rules by doing it. Byndris is some school buddy of his, so it's understandable why he might have provided him with this information.Product PlacementYeah, this way pisses me off more severely. o_o;;
While he was still alive? Well, that changes everything.
rokulilyIt kind of reminds me of daytime television. Now it's all minor indiscretions, but later the horrible truth about affairs and such will out, and we will all arm ourselves with chairs. D:
did anyone see clue the movie… about the board game. this entire page reminds me of it.
Hakoshen
So what'd I miss?
OchitsukanaiDon't worry. My comment on people calming down wasn't meant to be solely directed towards you. I was just worried about that the fact that I noticed allot of heated posts being posted in such short succession.
Ah, nooo! I mean that the idea of rule breakage wasn't troublesome to me because anyone can make a thoughtless error when deadtalking. There's no point in being angry over something accidental that likely won't be repeated.
samemy face…it's not that bad…not, THAT, bad…
What… the… sweetonion fuck is that 1337?!
I Am The 1337 Master
no one takes my vig role and gets away with it if I can kill them too.
sameI cuss. I have a short temper that usually passes quite quickly.
OH MY GOD! TFGM SAID FUCK?!
I Am The 1337 MasterHe still wouldn't have died. I was protecting him. Paramedic Alwin saves the vigilante. I'm like goddamn Alfred.Hakoshen
So what'd I miss?
EVERYTHING.
Bruce Leed didn't go out how he wanted to…but he went out. And didn't tell anyone his role even though the bold text back a bit reveals it.
Please don't yell at Mettaur. I myself don't like working under a boss and if he, a mafia hitman, chooses to betray the mafia, he can. There is NO RULE AGAINST IT.
How 1337 was supposed to die (YOU-NEEK):
Goddamn motherfucker. He went and took my role but NO NO NO! No he does not take my role. I earned it, earned it and it is rightfully mine. He better get his fat grimy hands off my role. Ooh I will roll the die and the die will say rolled die and he will die by my die or my knife, yes my knife is the best. Oh there's that stupid bitch. Kick.
I see him now, the fuckhead. He's gonna pay. Gonna pay, pay, pay. Let's get him, get him, get him. Ooh yah!
“AHHHH! YAI YAI YAI!”
What is he doing? The freak. You wanna go down this way? Well we'll do it this way. My way. You want the bullet? Bite the bullet.
Two in the chest? Lame…lame…lame…Almost dead. Almost gone…
“Yeah. Die you little shit”
“Not a shit! You! SHIT!”
Nice and easy in and out and in and dead and done. Dead. Die. Die?
same the vigilante is dead
Oh shit a flying spaghetti monster.
I am the 1337 Master the pyschopath and the Goddamn Batman, is finally dead after barely causing a reign of terror.
Ayyyyyy?
Yes poor 1337 was killed by his alter ego Fonzie.
And