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Mafia XXVIII: Mafia NOIR
Byndris at 7:03PM, May 27, 2010
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I am not an alternate account. I am a completely different human being (though i am barely human in truth) and simply a friend of Mettaur from school. We are both in three of the same classes, but not the rest. Also, if you look closely, we both have different writing styles. I am simply not a great fan of making comics.
The incredibly insane magic wielding moose that looks a lot like a mushroom.

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Mettaur at 7:42PM, May 27, 2010
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Also, if I made an alternate account and made myself a friend on it, that would just be pathetic. I'm a good friend of Byndris, who in real life is not named Zachary, but Stephen. Stephen, not Zachary, and we do share classes, and both have to deal with this weird kid who thinks: its okay to piss the two of us off, interfere with conversations, and be “best friends” because he is also jewish. Creepy kid once said we were the “jewish musketeers”. School is over after tomorrow, summer break, and so that me and my pal here could continue our senseless conversations without the creepy chest rubbing david butting in, i told him about drunkduck. So no, not an alt account. Could I honestly make all this stuff up?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Niccea at 8:36PM, May 27, 2010
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Byndris
Oh well. If I'm lynched, I'm dead. If I'm not lynched, I'm still dead because you're mob buddies will probably try to kill me and likely succeed.
My mob of buddies would get you more like. I don't need a mob to be powerful. My power is veracity.
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Hakoshen at 8:59PM, May 27, 2010
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I've got like ten dummy accounts. We all have conversations with each other and pretend we're cool.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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alwinbot at 9:23PM, May 27, 2010
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Hakoshen
I've got like ten dummy accounts. We all have conversations with each other and pretend we're cool.
Your imaginary gang?
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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same at 11:09PM, May 27, 2010
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If this is Mett as mayor imagine Mett as GM.
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Kroatz at 2:18AM, May 28, 2010
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I've already discussed the bydris/Mettaur issue with some people. I've noticed that they're always online at the same times, which isn't that weird if they both go to the same school. Byndris avi has been made by Mettaur, which isn't that weird. The art byndris posted is indeed from a photobucket account by a guy named stephen. Their writing style is similar, which could also be a result of their ages and similar schooling.

I've come to the conclusion that, though they both act the same, they're not the same person.
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harkovast at 3:06AM, May 28, 2010
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Knowing that Byndris was my alternate account was a tough secret to keep. Fortunately no one had realised he was just me logged under another password.
The perfect crime…

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Kroatz at 6:20AM, May 28, 2010
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Okay then, voting is CLOSED.
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Kroatz at 7:27AM, May 28, 2010
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Townstreet, Morning, 1945.

I woke up before sunset, I usually do. As I went to my favorite coffee place, getting myself some breakfast, I cut through cutthroat alley. The blood of last night was still visible, they cleared the body though.

As I sat down in my favorite booth at Random's café I couldn't help but notice our dear mayor sitting across the café, drinking his own cup of coffee. After a couple of minutes a woman came in. Wearing a red dress, the same she wore last night when she threatened to kill me.
Mettowsky took her coat, offered her a seat and a cup of coffee. The woman took Mettowsky's coffee, ignoring the fresh one he offered her. She talked for a while, and then walked off, leaving a brown envelope behind.
The moment the woman walked off I sat down at Mettowsky's booth. He almost jumped up, I have that effect on people.
'How much did he pay you?' I asked.
'How much is the life of a human being?'

Mettowsky just smiled, he almost looked relieved.

'It's too bad it's just one. I could have killed many more!' He responded, raising his voice.
'I even tried!'
Some people from the Café started noticing their new mayor. Before I could react Mettowsky grabbed his gun from his waist, aiming it at straight me. One bullet flew directly at my head, grazing my right ear and coming to a halt in brick wall behind me. I jumped at the gun, trying to take it away from the crooked cop. The man I had helped become mayor. A glass bottle flew through the room, crashing into Zachary's face. Jay came running through the room, smashing the remains of another bottle into Zachary Mettowsky's hand, causing him to drop the gun. Zach's other hand went to his face, trying to grab bits of glass from what was left of his face.
'I'll kill all of you!' Mettowsky said. 'I'll destroy you all, one by one! The Firefly will reign!' Several people from the café helped me, dragging him to the street. The nice young woman from the library helped, even the owner of the adult store came to lend a hand.
A kick to my face from or beloved mayor caused me to drop his legs, Zachary started running. THe adult store owner ran after him, Jay did too. The librarian just stood there, slowly reaching into her purse and pulling out a small handgun. With a steady arm she shot Mettowsky in the leg, nearly hitting her own face from the recoil.

More people came running, some even carrying pitchforks. Blue ones strangely enough. It took hours before Mettowsky finally gave up, wounding many in the process.

Mettaur the hitman is dead

DAY TWO HAS BEGUN. I MEAN ENDED…
NIGHT TWO HAS BEGUN.
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same at 8:09AM, May 28, 2010
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now wut?
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alwinbot at 8:48AM, May 28, 2010
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Wait what happened to the other bodygaurd?
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same at 8:49AM, May 28, 2010
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I think they just loose the role.
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Ochitsukanai at 8:54AM, May 28, 2010
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I guess the godfather is saving the pardon for itself then? Why would a verifiable mafia run for mayor in the first place? o_O

Anyhow, this brings the total down to five, including the psychopath. We can afford a couple nights of attrition since we have 14, so we're still doing well. I hate having to wait an entire day for clues, though (if I get to live). ^^;

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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alwinbot at 8:55AM, May 28, 2010
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I thought you had to kill both the bodygaurds before you could kill the mayor.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Niccea at 9:10AM, May 28, 2010
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alwinbot
I thought you had to kill both the bodygaurds before you could kill the mayor.
Only at night is that applicable. The mayor is fair game during the lynchings unless the pardoner or godfather intercede.
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alwinbot at 9:14AM, May 28, 2010
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alwinbot
I thought you had to kill both the bodygaurds before you could kill the mayor.
Only at night is that applicable. The mayor is fair game during the lynchings unless the pardoner or godfather intercede.
Hmm, so that opens up a lot more possibilities.

Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Niccea at 9:17AM, May 28, 2010
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Niccea
alwinbot
I thought you had to kill both the bodygaurds before you could kill the mayor.
Only at night is that applicable. The mayor is fair game during the lynchings unless the pardoner or godfather intercede.
Hmm, so that opens up a lot more possibilities.


Not really. It has always been like that. It just so happens that the mayor is rarely attacked because people hope he is a good guy.
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alwinbot at 9:20AM, May 28, 2010
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Niccea
alwinbot
I thought you had to kill both the bodygaurds before you could kill the mayor.
Only at night is that applicable. The mayor is fair game during the lynchings unless the pardoner or godfather intercede.
Hmm, so that opens up a lot more possibilities.


Not really. It has always been like that. It just so happens that the mayor is rarely attacked because people hope he is a good guy.
It was a pretty bad mistake to elect him.
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Mettaur at 10:25AM, May 28, 2010
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At least I went out with some bang. But I really got to work on this evil thing, or not. :)
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 10:39AM, May 28, 2010
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It was a pretty bad mistake to elect him.

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
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Mettaur at 11:07AM, May 28, 2010
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As the old saying goes, all fair in war and murder.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 11:31AM, May 28, 2010
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Mettaur
As the old saying goes, all fair in war and murder.

And shopping.
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Salsa at 11:40AM, May 28, 2010
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w007

one down five to go.
RAGE!
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harkovast at 12:12PM, May 28, 2010
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I am not an alternate account. I am a completely different human being (though i am barely human in truth) and simply a friend of Mettaur from school. We are both in three of the same classes, but not the rest. Also, if you look closely, we both have different writing styles. I am simply not a great fan of making comics.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Mettaur at 12:32PM, May 28, 2010
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Thanks for poking the dead corpse with a stick Hark. I probably would have done it myself.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 12:37PM, May 28, 2010
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Mettaur
Thanks for poking the dead corpse with a stick Hark. I probably would have done it myself.

Shh..!
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Mettaur at 12:39PM, May 28, 2010
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What? What is wrong with poking a dead body with a stick? Many a child has done it many a time in their childhood. When they ran out of stuff to poke, they would just follow the cops around.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 2:14PM, May 28, 2010
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And now you'll never become GM.
Or mayor again for that fact.
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Mettaur at 2:19PM, May 28, 2010
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And why is that Same? I'm pretty srue Mafia have gotten into office before. And people that were mafia before did become GM's, so what are you talking about? Deciet, is that why? That's the whole point of the game! And why the hell are you stirring this up anyways? I just got a virus on my computer, and the last thing I need is this.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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