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Kroatz at 2:51PM, May 18, 2010
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Getting ready for a loud groan, I prepare to tell possibly the worst joke of my life,“So…raining cats and dogs? And other critters too?”

Ninja beat you to it…
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Ochitsukanai at 2:55PM, May 18, 2010
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My god, this avatar only gets better. Apparently I missed my true calling in life; I should have been a femme fatale. Should have taken up smoking and bought more red lipstick. It's really working out.
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I think Kroatz may have just invented a way to ignore plugs straight away. The armadillo teapot method (as I'm now gonna call it) allows you to skip to the end of the scentence and see if you should ignore it.
Noooooo, what if he starts phrasing clues that way? We'll never catch them then!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Mettaur at 3:07PM, May 18, 2010
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And what if someone wants to say something that includes some armadillo's eating teapots? Then it still gets ignored! Also, what if the plug is interesting? Then won't it be skipped cuz of the whole “Armadillo” thing?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 3:09PM, May 18, 2010
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Something, something “Armadillo”?

What did you say? I didn't quite catch that…
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Mettaur at 3:15PM, May 18, 2010
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And what if someone wants to say something that includes some little grey armored guys eating teapots? Then it still gets ignored! Also, what if the plug is interesting? Then won't it be skipped cuz of the whole thing with the armored quadraped?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 3:29PM, May 18, 2010
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Armored quadropeds acquirement my tea and coffee making facility through misdeeds.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:04PM, May 18, 2010
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And I'm bored with all this hardboiled talk.

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More of a scrambled man myself.



In other news. Why do my friends keep telling me that miss x (name hidden for the fact that she may see this) and I would make a perfect couple and that i should ask her out? I have a girlfriend already damn it. Also she's faaaaaaaaaaaar from my type. Kroatz knows what I mean.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:16PM, May 18, 2010
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More of a scrambled man myself.



In other news. Why do my friends keep telling me that miss x (name hidden for the fact that she may see this) and I would make a perfect couple and that i should ask her out? I have a girlfriend already damn it. Also she's faaaaaaaaaaaar from my type. Kroatz knows what I mean.
I knew it! You and Kroatz are secret lovers and Mettaur stalks you two to take pictures!

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same at 4:25PM, May 18, 2010
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Damn. We've been rumbled!
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Kroatz at 4:25PM, May 18, 2010
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I knew it! You and Kroatz are secret lovers and Mettaur stalks you two to take pictures!

Yes.
Yes we are.

I'm also having a secret affair with Zeph, but nobody understands our LOVE!
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same at 4:32PM, May 18, 2010
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On a serious note.

She's far from my type i mean shes kinda skinny and not that cuddly. Im a man who likes his women cuddly.


Got a problem with that?!


Edit: Personality's a big factor too.

Wink wink nudge nudge.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:34PM, May 18, 2010
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snazzy.
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Zeph at 4:40PM, May 18, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I knew it! You and Kroatz are secret lovers and Mettaur stalks you two to take pictures!

Yes.
Yes we are.

I'm also having a secret affair with Zeph, but nobody understands our LOVE!

Thats because you've been skimping on the rent.
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CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:06PM, May 18, 2010
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On a serious note.

She's far from my type i mean shes kinda skinny and not that cuddly. Im a man who likes his women cuddly.


Got a problem with that?!


Edit: Personality's a big factor too.

Wink wink nudge nudge.
Hey atleast you have a gf. I can tell when a person likes another person but when I get the feeling that a girl likes me I can't muster the courage to do anything about it. Curse me and my introvertiness!

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same at 5:11PM, May 18, 2010
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I'll pass her on to you then.
Hope you can pay the delivery fee's.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:13PM, May 18, 2010
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I'll pass her on to you then.
Hope you can pay the delivery fee's.


I'm poor so thats a no.

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same at 5:18PM, May 18, 2010
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Also relationship starting points.

When i first met my girlfriend her friend kept telling us to kiss. We kissed. Next day we met up and she said she liked me. I replied with “Okey doke.” And that was a year and a half ago.



Yup.
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Zeph at 5:33PM, May 18, 2010
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And remember, even if you think it is. In most countries, throwing paint at people is not a form of endeerment, nor is unloading several clips of plastic pellets into people.

…Or hitting them with cars.

Or pushing boxes on them…


Or hitting them with miniture vehicles…

Or hitting them with your sled.

Or locking them out of the house.

Or filing for a restraining order.

Or eating a bunch of spinnach and thinking it'll give you popeye powers.

Or having secret affairs with Kroatz.

Or reading the last copy of a magazine in the bathroom, before using it as toilet paper.

Or blowing your nose in the table cloth at a fancy resturaunt.

Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.

Or getting in a fight with the postal service over them squishing the sammich you ordered all the way from France.

Or letting a small child write your college essay and getting a better grade on it that you could ever get.

Or drawing a picture of said girl in a cage because she's a creepy stalker with a chainsaw, who idolizes paris hilton and the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 5:59PM, May 18, 2010
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And remember, even if you think it is. In most countries, throwing paint at people is not a form of endeerment, nor is unloading several clips of plastic pellets into people.

…Or hitting them with cars.

Or pushing boxes on them…


Or hitting them with miniture vehicles…

Or hitting them with your sled.

Or locking them out of the house.

Or filing for a restraining order.

Or eating a bunch of spinnach and thinking it'll give you popeye powers.

Or having secret affairs with Kroatz.

Or reading the last copy of a magazine in the bathroom, before using it as toilet paper.

Or blowing your nose in the table cloth at a fancy resturaunt.

Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.

Or getting in a fight with the postal service over them squishing the sammich you ordered all the way from France.

Or letting a small child write your college essay and getting a better grade on it that you could ever get.

Or drawing a picture of said girl in a cage because she's a creepy stalker with a chainsaw, who idolizes paris hilton and the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Uh, okay? My advice, don't talk about stuff in your comic without talking about armadillos eating teapots, or Kroatz will mess you up in the narrations.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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GracehFaceh at 6:02PM, May 18, 2010
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I'm in again!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Hey atleast you have a gf. I can tell when a person likes another person but when I get the feeling that a girl likes me I can't muster the courage to do anything about it. Curse me and my introvertiness!

Next time you suspect such crushery, approach your target and lick them. Do it.

zeph
Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.

I know a plethora of nuns, and I can affirm that they would most likely be the best at performing crimes. They're scary -and- innocent, an ever dangerous combination.
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Mettaur at 6:05PM, May 18, 2010
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Yes! I brought in two regular players!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph at 6:08PM, May 18, 2010
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zeph
Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.

I know a plethora of nuns, and I can affirm that they would most likely be the best at performing crimes. They're scary -and- innocent, an ever dangerous combination.

Now you have to draw said army of nuns.

new game, draw challenge. If someone says something funny or intresting, you can challenge them to draw it.
IF they don't, well then they're a party pooper.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 6:12PM, May 18, 2010
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So if I said Ninja got a bottle of booze the size of a mini-van, and got stuck in it, I'd have to draw it?

Wait, uh, nevermind!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph at 6:17PM, May 18, 2010
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If someone wanted to challenge you on it, they can. But it has to be on the current page,y ou can't go page hopping, unless it was said within a few hours of your challenge post. To prevent people from digging up old things to make people draw. And you can't willingly suggest something in hopes someone challenges you, that takes away the fun.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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jninjashadow at 6:25PM, May 18, 2010
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So if I said Ninja got a bottle of booze the size of a mini-van, and got stuck in it, I'd have to draw it?
Why draw it? If people wanted to see that they'd come to my place on a Sunday.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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GracehFaceh at 6:37PM, May 18, 2010
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Now you have to draw said army of nuns.



They're from the Mercy order of nuns so they don't wear habits.

A.K.A. They mean business.
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Zeph at 6:57PM, May 18, 2010
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Sh*t just got serious.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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shirkersama at 7:13PM, May 18, 2010
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I'm in.
Meh
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Product Placement at 7:24PM, May 18, 2010
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I saw this:
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I thought this:

Those were my two cents.
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