On. TFGM, I just drafted the avatar art you have been bugging me about. Do you mind if I go off the cats in a man suit thing?

Well, I would like to take the opportunity to point out that I believe I have sufficiently proven that I can't possibly be mafia. There's no way that a mafia member could be doing this piss poorly in an election.

Mafia members never vote for me T.T

Let's just all assume that EVERYONE is Mafia, that'll make the game more paranoidish!

Kroatz is mafia!

Lynch him!

wait a darned minute…

(why can I never find that image same? You know which one…scapegoating…)

(by the way Zeph…OH…that zephtar…maybe I am blind…)

by the way © Kroatz

Can we lynch Zeph yet?

Damn, this game takes to long sometimes!

Less talking, more zeph lynching!

In unrelated news, did you all see me and Kev review mob ties?
Hilarity ensued!

Yep, and amazingly the word “Nazi” was never even brought up.

Salsa
Yep, and amazingly the word “Nazi” was never even brought up.

They didn't mention the bisexual multigendered guy/girl/cat either. That was my cue to stop reading…

harkovast
In unrelated news, did you all see me and Kev review mob ties?
Hilarity ensued!

Why yes, we did notice that. In fact we're having a small discussion about it in the moderator forum.

Being able to talk behind your back is so much fun ^^

Edit: Also, don't forget about your new avatar, Hark.

Kroatz

Salsa
Yep, and amazingly the word “Nazi” was never even brought up.

They didn't mention the bisexual multigendered guy/girl/cat either. That was my cue to stop reading…

Hence why I think it's a parody, despite what AN says.

Edit: didn't mention this earlier, but I didn't know that you read Girl Genius. That'a one of my favorites.

Salsa
I didn't know that you read Girl Genius. That'a one of my favorites.

That makes you a Schmott guy. You deserve a hat.


I've seldom laughed harder then when that hat was introduced.

There. I colored it. No one can say I didn't.

Product Placement

Salsa
I didn't know that you read Girl Genius. That'a one of my favorites.

That makes you a Schmott guy. You deserve a hat.


I've seldom laughed harder then when that hat was introduced.

My favorite part of that arc was probably, “THAT'S IT! Everything is going to go boom!”

I chuckled, I really did.

I just updated the map…finally now leave alone about your vaults and bars.

To be fair… this is the first time I've ever asked for the Loot N' Hooch to be on the map… can't blame me for the requests of Mett…

You requested it on Random's confusing game.

Hmmm… did I? I thought Mett suggested it I and just went with it from there… ah well either way, I'm now locatable with the use of cartography.

Or you could just follow the strong smell of booze.

such a suggestion is insensitive to those with no sense of smell

I promise a drunken party to all who vote for me, and i will not insta lynch a single person.

Follow the trail of spare parts? Wait, they aren't supposed to know about the robot army…follow the sound of yelling and laughing? And death lasers?

I'd like to see someone insta-lynching Niccea.
That'd be fun.

Kroatz, i promise you all the protection a Mayor can give, for the first night/day cycle.

Vote for me, and I will name a drink after you, give protectionsafe sex kiddies! Is he joking? Who knows? and, should the town charter allow it, I will name a street after you.

Meh. Too lazy to put streets on the map. Be happy with your dirt road.

Could I name it after my constituents?

That would be a long name indeed.

Oh….go look at my Fightsplosion page.

Never stopped me before. Once played an RPG where upon I added the name of everything I killed to my own. To make a long story short, the words “Over charging Merchant” appeared a lot.

crocty
I don't think we should speculate from the mayor vote counts. When I played that always happened, and the speculations were always wrong. It's good evidence, but if it's the only evidence you've got, it's really useless.

I don't know every time I've been a good guy I've been elected by mafia it seems. And vice versa for when I was a bad guy. It kinda makes me sad. The mafia think I'm incompetent and put me in charge T.T

@Ni: Thanks for the avi :D

Day One Narration

The streets of Townston were plastered with campaign posters. Many people noticed that the quality of the posters had risen, but votes were casted for more than just posters.

Some people were bribed, and happily too. Puppies and kittens were threatened much to the anger of Rokulily. Her bakery had still not recovered from the last time that idle threats were thrown around. Jninjashadow promised to name a street in Townston after his constituents much to the incredulous look of Niccea’s astro projection.

The poor, worn out ballot box was stuffed full of papers filled with scribbles. Each vote was carefully tallied. One person rose clearly above the rest. It was The Flying Green Monkey the Everlasting Pardoner, Bringer of Bloodbaths, etc. The second runner up by a surprisingly small margin was Jninjashadow. The new leaders looked at the setting sun and realized that there was only a little bit of time to do the optional ceremonial insta-lynch.

While TheFlyingGreenMonkey was left to mull over possible insta-lynch candidates, two townies were promoted to body guards by the divine providence of Niccea.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey is mayor
Jninjashadow is pardoner

Day One had ended. Night One has begun.

Monkey, you have until 5pm CDT to send in a name for an instalynch. Everyone else, Night actions will be due by 6 pm CDT tomorrow. Narration will follow.