TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I join team Random! And team ham sandwitch!

Room for one more on that sandwitch team? Also congrats Rokulily and PP!

Hey, who wants to join the ultra secret Team Sheboopy? Tee-shirts provided upon joining! Secret tee-shirts that only cool people can see;

See that? Yeah, I bet some of you didn't and you're worse person for not.

maru

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I join team Random! And team ham sandwitch!

Room for one more on that sandwitch team? Also congrats Rokulily and PP!

There's no room for squares.

Kroatz

maru

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I join team Random! And team ham sandwitch!

Room for one more on that sandwitch team? Also congrats Rokulily and PP!

There's no room for squares.

Clever.

maru

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I join team Random! And team ham sandwitch!

Room for one more on that sandwitch team? Also congrats Rokulily and PP!

Always room. Hhhmmm this gives me an idea! Townston has yet to have one of those moble food dinner trucks. I'll make a killing starting one! Magic and stuff will be closed down for a short time while I open up a new meal on wheels. I'll call it sandwitch on wheels. Brilliant!

i f*cking love those dirty food trucks!

i'm gonna follow your truck everywhere on my bicycle.

I have a feeling one of our elected is mafia.

I'm trusting PP less than Rokulily.

I also have a feeling that everything I say is a bunch of BS.

I also have a feeling that 2 plus 2 equals fish.

I also would like to know someone's role so we can have some kind of team effort here.


To Roku: Makes a little more sense…bout the blonde.
Well I haven't been on team Hark since…the incident…

Salsa

Niccea
Glad I haven't missed too much yet. I got “We Love Katamari Damacy” in the mail today so I've been a bit distracted. I also have to prepare for my first day of school in the morning.

Lucky, I'm Slogging through week 2. At least you missed 1337's… campaign poster.

No. She was the first to see it.
…hmm…she told me to fix it too.


Sorrys for the double post.

I'll team up with Hark,wish me luck xD

Product Placement

Hey I have this shirt.
If I can find it, I'll take a picture WHILE WE ALL WAIT FOR DEATH AHHHHHHH

I won't be around a lot right now. Got a cavity filling today and some other shit is going down. See rant/vent/share for more info.

Niccea
I won't be around a lot right now. Got a cavity filling today and some other shit is going down. See rant/vent/share for more info.

Oh, um sounds uh… fun

All right then. So far, few of the townies have come forward and we've got some roles as well.

People claiming to be the detective, veteran and the vigilante have all come forward. If the real det/vet/vig is reading this, please let us know that there's a scam artist in our midst.

Neither of the paramedics have yet to come forwards.

And I can tell that some of you aren't fully trusting that I have the best interest of the town at heart.

Well I can tell you this. Whenever I honestly promise something, I mean it. I find it important that people's opinion on me is not blackened and therefore try to be truthful when it comes to that kind of stuff. So far, whenever I've said that I honestly swear that I'm a pro-townie, I've turned out to be telling the truth so I hope you can take my word for it. If, however, I happen to be lying after all, you will know how much my word is good for.

So can you please trust me enough for your roles?

I refuse to reveal my identity to anyone who is not an elite member of the freedom chairs.
Everyone who does not join my highly trained unit is a potential enemy!

seventy2
i f*cking love those dirty food trucks!

i'm gonna follow your truck everywhere on my bicycle.

I'll be rich in no time! Nehehe!


Also 2+2 does equal fish if you have a fairy!

Damn right it does!

No more actions. Narration will be up in one hour.

1337
let me know your role

GM

Jninja
Tshirt that only cool people can see

White tees are the sign of a lazy man.

Didn't get what the “GM” thing was about till I reread it.

…need sleep…


Jninja's mafia!
(or is he?)

OoO

Has Niccea posted more than once? Yes…damn…that confirms she's more than likely not mafia.
And has shit going down.



I will try to decode the narration once it comes.

EEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!!

Narration: Night 1

Crocty decided it would be a good idea to stay at home tonight. He had a busy day and now that the elections where over he decided he would unwind with some vidja games. He played late into the night. It became late. He heard his stomach rumble. Setting down his controller he made his way to the kitchen. On his way past the bedroom he noticed a burning smell. He tried to open the door but it wouldnt budge. Kicking it down he made his way inside. The room was filled with smoke. He could barely see anything. He got a town to fan it out and opened all of the windows. Getting a fire extinguisher he sprayed where the fire seemed to be coming from. It seemed to be out. He opened the bedroom windows. A large man with a pony tail appeared from the smoke behind him.

“Time to die.”
“WHAT? Already?”

Crocty threw the man to the floor and escaped. The larger man followed. Crocty slammed the living room door closed and barricaded himself in. He opened the window and fled into the streets. Making his way to the police station. He ran franticly never looking back. A car appeared. A shady man rolled the window down producing a revolver. He fired at his target. Crocty fell to the ground. The driver stopped the car and reversed away only to drive the car back over Crocty.
Crocty the paramedic is dead


“You cant out run a car bitch!”

The shady man removed his hat. He fixed his pony tail.

“I REALLY hate it when they mess up my hair.”

He adjusted his mirror. There was a man in the back seat.

“How did you get in here?!”
“Shit like this always happens around here. Its a bitch isnt it?”

He had his gun to the back of his head. Pulling the trigger the force of the bullet broke through the pony tailed mans skull leaving through his forehead. The car swerved to a stop. The guy in the back seat got out and removed the body from the drivers seat into the passengers side. He drove back around to Crocty's body, got out and placed the other body beside it.


Getting back into the car he drove off. He played the radio as loud as he could on the way.


Jninja the hitman is dead.

Night one has ended.
Day 2 has begun.

Send your lynch votes now.

hmm… why does crocty always die first? getting monotonous

I have that song in my head now…
Tudu-tududududuuuuuh tududududududuuh!

Narration
Jninja the hitman is dead.

Well… damn. At least I killed the medic! LONG LIVE THE MAFIA! And now to fade way till the GM election. Tah-tah.

I see nothing I can blame Rokulily for.

Well great.


ACtually, I see nothing that didn't point me at jninja or someone else who was jninja but he got dead so they're not a suspect.

But These are probably clues:
bitch
gun to back of head
car
radio
placing bodies in car

))))))))))))))))))))))))))):

You killed crotcy!!!!!
This time its PERSONAL!!!!!
OOOOOOh so personal!
You have no idea how personal you just made it, but you DID!
PERSONAL!

I'm gonna vote for PP, just because he beat me in the election, and he's always mafia.

i thought that “that shit happens around here all the time” was some sort of hint. but it's not from a profile of all the players. maybe comics? that sounds so familiar, i could swear it's someone here.

Well I have a “comic” called Crap2 if you want to try and blame me.

But I did just inform you of that.


Who has a violent but funny comic here?

harkovast
You killed crotcy!!!!!
This time its PERSONAL!!!!!
OOOOOOh so personal!
You have no idea how personal you just made it, but you DID!
PERSONAL!

Well, since jninja already died I guess that means you have won? Also, I think we should stave off voting for the moment. I mean two people died, the paramedic and the paramedics killer; Jninja the hit man. If a hit man was murdered, the only logical conclusion is that it was a vigilante that did it, right (albeit a bit of a dangerous one since they killed without clues)? Right now were left with between 4-5 mafia and 14(ish?) townies. One in four blind lynches will kill a townie! So maybe we should actually try this no voting for once? Just a thought…

What is this blasphemous talk about not lynching someone? Lynching is always the answer ALWAYS. On a more serious note, I agree with Maru.
Also I think it was the psychopath that killed Jninja, not the vigillante.

Oh right, there is a psychopath… actually after reviewing the clues, it seems it WAS the psychopath who did it. FURTHER MORE I think I'm well aware of whom that is! None other than KROATZ!

Look at the method:

Naration
Pulling the trigger the force of the bullet broke through the pony tailed mans skull leaving through his forehead.

Also the killer's song “I am the one and only” is referencing Kroatz's signature:
“And then there was flight.”