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Yes. Cause nothing screams “team player” like accusing your hard working leadership of being mafia :Þ

i was wrong PP. you have my undivided support. but if it turns out that you are the boss man, i will never trust you again, and with god as my witness i will accuse you of it for every game from here on out. even if the person who isn't you admits outright that it's them.

I support NOTHING!!!

HA HA HA HA!

Or maybe I do.

Plague doctor was mafia?
I feel so used!
So violated.

The Freedom Chairs are disbanded!
I have to go cry.

*curls up in a corner and sucks his thumb*

Sigh. Sorry still adjusting to my school schedule and trying to get a wedding stuff out of the way.

Crocty and me have been battling it out in Fightsplosion. My latest pages are up and with that our fight is now over. Voting will be up soon and I think you should all vote for your favorite mafia plaErr..I mean for the person you thought was the funniest. Yeah that's what I meant *shifty eyes shifty eyes*

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?cid=237&tid=53595&pid=789135

I will only vote for the non mafia member. And crocty was not.

I have my suspicions.

Godfather is he?


Or maybe that's just my mom's cooking talking to me again.


USE THE FORCE!



Her? Okay this does confirm that Plague is a girl. Kay. Thanks…

Hey! I'm still alive!

Hakoshen
Hey! I'm still alive!

Yay, no inactivity! Also yay, this makes 2-for-2 on my accusations!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Crocty and me have been battling it out in Fightsplosion. My latest pages are up and with that our fight is now over. Voting will be up soon and I think you should all vote for your favorite mafia plaErr..I mean for the person you thought was the funniest. Yeah that's what I meant *shifty eyes shifty eyes*

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?cid=237&tid=53595&pid=789135

Of course, their favourite maifa plaerr and the funniest person are both the same person.

Me.
That's right, I am the star, it's me.

I think this is the fastest game of mafia i've played, mostly because people are listening to the clue solvers, and not chatting it up as much.

Crocty's game was pretty fast. It was over by the end of night 3.

Although you weren't part of that game.

Talking about clue solving…
How come Maru is so active all of a sudden? Maybe she's trying to divert attention?

Nah.

15 minutes left for any actions to be sent.

Also whut? People likeing narrations? Especially narrations when they die?
Is this a first??

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Crocty's game was pretty fast. It was over by the end of night 3.

Although you weren't part of that game.

That's true, but the thread itself was about 50 pages long….

crocty

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Crocty and me have been battling it out in Fightsplosion. My latest pages are up and with that our fight is now over. Voting will be up soon and I think you should all vote for your favorite mafia plaErr..I mean for the person you thought was the funniest. Yeah that's what I meant *shifty eyes shifty eyes*

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?cid=237&tid=53595&pid=789135

Of course, their favourite maifa plaerr and the funniest person are both the same person.

Me.
That's right, I am the star, it's me.

I disagree sir. But seeing how when we argue a cat and a shark fight I will not push the point. I'm thinking about the poor cats.

No more actions. Narration in one hour.
That means i get 45 minutes to piss about.
Yay!

dun dun dunnnnn

Narration: Night 3

The skinny man was running through the streets trying to find an unprotected house to plant a bomb. He was running with a package under his arm.

“Who next? Ive already planted one but i need to get rid of this one…”

A car drove up beside him.

“Thats a pretty big package youve got there guy. Need a lift?”
“Ummm… No. Thanks anyway.”
“You need directions?”
“No thanks. Im looking for my friend…. uh… Erics house! Yeah. Eric…”
“Well good luck sir.”

The car drove off into the darkness. The streetlights werent working so it seemed to disappear into the distance. The skinny man looked at his package.

“Gotta do something with this quick…”

He heard music coming from behind him. Chesney Hawkes was playing somewhere. It seemed to get louder and louder. He noticed a car speeding up behind him. A man got out of the car and loaded a shotgun.
The skinny man hid his package.
The stranger approached him and pointed the shotgun at his head.

“W-w-what do you want!?” the skinny man said.
“I dunno. What have you got?”
“Huh?!”
“Wrong answer!”

The stranger shot the skinnyman in the ankle and reloaded his gun.

“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- WHY?!”
“You tell me.”
“You arent making any sense!!”

He shot him in the other ankle.

“I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!!”

He aimed his shotgun at the skinny mans head.

“Well I guess i know what to do with this package now.. ”

The skinny man threw the package at the stanger and pressed his detonator.
It exploded the same time the stranger pulled the trigger. The blast blew him across the street. He was bruised but otherwise fine. The same could not be said for the skinny man as his corpse lay there headless, charred and smoking.

Randomdudeperson the madhatter is dead.

Across town Maru was in bed. She woke up in a cold sweat. She had been having nightmares since that skinny man was snooping around her house.
She noticed a teddy bear in the corner. It was bleeping and its nose was flashing red.

“Mr Cuddles?”

The teddy exploded blowing the side of the building out. All that was left was rubble and cotton.

Maru the townie is dead

Night 3 is over.
Day 4 begins.

Send your votes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not Maru! She was so young! Why you damn mr. Cuddles!
There's nothing I could do! NOTHING! I was busy across town taking care of the Mafia threath! We'll never forget you Maru. NEVER!

I blame seventy2, he's been fighting the established order from day one, the bastard. I believe that he's the criminal mastermind behind all this chaos! So we should all vote seventy to prevent further harm coming to our beloved townston.

And yes, I do love my Chesney.

MR. CUDDLES!! NNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Both the godfather and the last hitman have been pretty inactive during the nights.

No horseheads and pretty limited number of attacks, each night.

There are no clues that can help us find them but if neither of them are doing anything during the nights or voting, then we can expect the inactivity rule to kick in, pretty soon.

…Same is using the inactivity rule, right?

crocty

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Crocty's game was pretty fast. It was over by the end of night 3.

Although you weren't part of that game.

That's true, but the thread itself was about 50 pages long….

Imagine how many pages it would have been if it had lasted longer.

Allright!


awwww man.

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…Same is using the inactivity rule, right?

Nope.

same

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…Same is using the inactivity rule, right?

Nope.

Hak wasn't being that active so death to him!

And I've still to see Roku do anything…

same

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…Same is using the inactivity rule, right?

Nope.

What? But that means that the mafia could just sit on their asses every night and not do anything, hoping that we end up lynching each other instead. We've had games where they've done that before and let me tell you, they're not fun. They're ridiculously boring to play.

Every night, nothing, or very little happened. Every day we had a lynch where people were forced to guess who they wanted to vote for and yet another townie bit the dust.

Granted the mafia did end up winning that game but it wasn't until the end of day 8.

Yeah that's right. It took over two weeks.

Edit: Oh wait. The mafia did loose. It was a serial killer victory. But the game did last this long, because the mafia was doing that inactivity tactic.

Kroatz
And I've still to see Roku do anything…

She voted during the first lynch.

And she did draw this:

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same

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…Same is using the inactivity rule, right?

Nope.

What? But that means that the mafia could just sit on their asses every night and not do anything, hoping that we end up lynching each other instead. We've had games where they've done that before and let me tell you, they're not fun. They're ridiculously boring to play.

Every night, nothing happened. Every day we had a lynch where people were forced to guess who they wanted to vote for and yet another townie bit the dust.

Granted the mafia did end up winning that game but it wasn't until the end of day 8.

Yeah that's right. It took over two weeks.

Fiiiiine.

Anyone who has been inactive that doesnt send in a lynch vote for this cycle will be lined up and shot by the firing squad.

Kroatz
And I've still to see Roku do anything…

PP trusts her and I trust PP. I know that sounds crazy but I gave him my role and he has yet to kill me so I trust him.

Awwwww. Well, I saw this coming But not by Cuddle's hands. CUDDLES YOU TRAITOR!. Remember me as I was, slightly clever, and right on every deduction!

-Does some research-

…

All right then. So judging by who did not vote during the last three elections, Alwinbot, Hakoshen, salsa and Niccea are all at threat now. Guess you folks better start voting now.

Of course, some of these people may have done something during the nights, if they had night powers so in that case they will expose themselves as someone with a role, if s/he's still alive after not voting now.