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Salsa at 6:00PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Hmmm. Did aliens kidnap Jninja again?
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 6:02PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Everyone
Useless gibberish and insults to my use of personal time
God damn, you all don' shaddup do you? Sorry I've been gone all day (school/ hobby). I just now finished updating the numbers, and the cut off dead line is in about an hour.

God tho, you people leave so much crap for me to sort!
Uhm… I had to deal with all kinds of stuff and requests the many times I GMd.

I never resulted to yelling at my players though.

And who was insulting you, btw?
Those were my two cents.
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maru at 6:04PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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I think he's joking PP. Or, I at least hope he is. Also, I am pledging support for Harkovast for reasons I am not fully aware of (I guess cause it would be amusing)
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:07PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Great power great number of responses.


Ha. Good one me.
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jninjashadow at 6:11PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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If u thot my rant was serius, ur a idiot! God, if u thot that ur so stoopid thet u shudn't play! LIKE OMGWTFBBQROFTL! Short answer is I didn't mean a word of it… and if you believed the included mock rant for even a second… well maybe you should
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 6:11PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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I think he's joking PP. Or, I at least hope he is.
Curse my inability to detect sarcasm through text -angry fist-

Also, why are so many people voting for Hark? We all know that monkey would make a great pardoner.

It's in his title.

Just don't make him a mayor or dump me out of the mayor's position >.>
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Salsa at 6:14PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Maybe their thinking third time's the charm?
RAGE!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:19PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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There's always the option of voting for me….


Eh?


…Hark's gonna screw us…biznits…
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jninjashadow at 6:28PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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HEY HEY MORTALS! Only 30 more minuets! Those who have been indecisive should get picky FAST!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 7:00PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Times up, now cometh the narration
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 7:19PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Narration Day 1
The town was in a real hub-bub. At least half the town had declared candidacy, and then dripping everything for someone else. The debates grew more and more heated as Hark began a campaign of drive by toilet paper fights, and TFGM's cat-to-man ratio was even MORE questionable than before. Eventually, and much to everyone's surprise, Jninja (with a rather large spoke through his cerebellum) took a pedestal to talk, which is quite a feat for the dead. “Listen up ya yuppies! You're all too Damn LOUD! Horsefeathers! Can't a man take a nap in some wreckage? Listen, I got a head ache, so PP, your in charge now”
PP's eyes widened, “Me? What about TFGM? Shouldn't he-”
“He wears dresses and is not a real cat!” Hark bellowed
“Good answer, he's pardoner!” Jninja announced.
“But you don't have the autho-” Pp was cut off almost immediate by cheering from Harkovast.
“The man's a genious!” Hark cried
“It's done. I'm gunna spend the next… month in my bar. Don't a DAMN one of you disturb me. Got it? Raspberries! I'm off!” and with that, the more than likely undead Jninja drunkenly walked off to his bar, leaving the speechless new Mayor PP and dancing pardoner Hark in front of a perplexed and frightened crowd.
A zombie(?) made ProductPlacement mayor and Harkovast pardoner
You got till the end of Night 1 to send in the insta-lynch. I report it when I get it.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 7:48PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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You got till the end of Night 1 to send in the insta-lynch. I report it when I get it.
Thanks but I won't be using it :Þ

…unless I have a reason to suspect anyone of being mafia, that is >.>

So thanks to my snooping, I've already uncovered few of the roles but the more I get, the easier time I'll have at uncovering the fake ones. So don't be shy, send me those roles ^^
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Salsa at 8:13PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Welp Here's to victory and the 21st!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:51PM, Oct. 8, 2010
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Ninja I was okay in the begining with the whole woman joke but if you are going to make this a thing, you and me are going to have a problem.

Also well looks like I'm dead. One medic down tonight. Or was I the paranoid the whole time? Do you want to take the chance mafia? Do you?

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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:58AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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I don't think they'll attack you TFGM.

I think they'll attack anyone in particular but either randomly strike or not attack at all.


Cause since I'm NOT THE GODFATHER…why would they do anything drastic.


…Man that was a fun game.
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jninjashadow at 7:10AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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TFGM, I will now formally apologize for offending you with the woman jokes. I was unaware whilst making the last one you would take it with such offence, and I shall make it my prerogative to be more mindful in the future.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Niccea at 7:28AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Hey, jninja, when is sunup?
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jninjashadow at 7:32AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Same time as sun down was yesterday: 2 am GMT with the narration up maybe 30min - 1hour later
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 7:34AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Aw… but that's so late.

Oh well, I guess I can deal.

While on the subject, roles anyone?
Those were my two cents.
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Hakoshen at 7:53AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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I'm the umpire. Cause you know, baseball was really popular back then.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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I Am The 1337 Master at 8:54AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Sent my role in.

Yay.


2 am's not gonna come for a while…
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Mettaur at 9:53AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Met: You do realize that Paladins and Black Mages work together quite well right? The Black Mages are only called that because they use magic but not Healing (White) magic. They also don't use Blue Magic which is the magic that monster's use. Black has nothing to do with good or evil. It was just Square saving letters by not calling them Elemental Mages.
Yep, but I just used the Black Mage for myself when I was a sinful player, so I keep his image when I'm split in two with an evil half.

AND HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE NOT VOTE GUMP!?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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harkovast at 10:07AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Pardoner?
I have to play second fiddle to that dorkus malorkus product placement?
What the hell?
Did I hastily change some fan art into a poster without asking permission for NOTHING???

Well don't expect me to pardon an y of you slime balls!
Hang em high, says I!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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I Am The 1337 Master at 10:36AM, Oct. 9, 2010
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as long as I have the time and are still alive I will be scribbling things this game.
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alwinbot at 2:15PM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Interesting.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:23PM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Interesting.
What you mean is paint is the best program ever.
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shirkersama at 3:28PM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Interesting.
What you mean is paint is the best program ever.

It's what all the real artists use.
Meh
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Salsa at 3:46PM, Oct. 9, 2010
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See ya in the Morning. I got to get ready for work now.
RAGE!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:45PM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Interesting.
What you mean is paint is the best program ever.

It's what all the real artists use.

BUT…I'm not a real artist!!!





This is all shirk's fault.
Blame him, not me.
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Mettaur at 4:51PM, Oct. 9, 2010
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Oh yes you are an artist 1337, the best there is! I'd take your art as a vote bribe! Yeah, haha, you're great!

Me magic half is currently..throwing boomboxes playing Lady Gaga throw the windows of the Mafia Base. Come and get me, ya fedora tottin', pasta slurpin', freaky freaks!

Yeah, I'm taunting ya, lets see if you fall for it and attack me. I dare you all! I may be bluffing, may not be bluffing, come on now!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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