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Mafia XXXV: Babes, Booze, and Bullets (game thread)
jninjashadow at 6:53PM, Oct. 10, 2010
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5 minuets
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:56PM, Oct. 10, 2010
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You know what?

Time can lick my ass.

Twice.


But at least the narration's going to come a little bit after I'm asleep.

Guess I'll have to just take care of it in the morning.
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jninjashadow at 7:04PM, Oct. 10, 2010
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DEAD-MO-FUDDIN-LINE!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 7:34PM, Oct. 10, 2010
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Narration Day 2
PP stood before the town trying to calm the rabble.
“WE WANT BLOOD!”
“PEOPLE DIED!”
“YOUR ADMINISTRATIONS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!”
“RABBLE!”
“THE TOWN DRUNK IS A GOOD GUY, HONEST!”
PP was growing exceedingly nervous when he saw Hark approach over the horizon, riding in on the town gallows which were being toed by the zombie Jninja.
“Why am I hauling this?” He croaked
“Cause I have three barrels of whiskey for you” Hark retorted. Jninja's pace increased dramatically. PP's eyes lit up. He knew how to slate the town.
“A DOUBLE LYNCH!” PP roared to his town. A cheer came back at him like a wave, “Ok, everyone line up please!”
As the town lined up, PP smiled. “Ok, see the two people at the front?” as PP finished, all eyes fell to Paren and Hakoshen, who grew instantly nervous, “This was a line for who would be lynched” PP hissed with a grin.
“SAY WHAT!” Hak demanded
“C'mon you two, up and at 'em!” Hark sneered.
As Paren shuffled up grimly, Hak drew out a lightsaber, “Over my dead body!”
Before he could begin his undoubtedly awesome fight scene however, a bat cracked him in the back of the head, knocking him out.
“Sorry stretch, but your wasting VALUABLE drinking time” Jninja growled, “Take him and get me that damn whiskey!”
Paren resumed the death march while Hark dragged Hak to his noose.
Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations
Begin again with the killing!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Hakoshen at 7:50PM, Oct. 10, 2010
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Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Anthony Mercer at 12:03AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations

Buh buh buh… wuh wuh wuh… zuh zuh zuh…


Oh dear.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Salsa at 12:23AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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*sniff* B-but I don't want to die.

Edit: Aren't there only five townies as opposed to six mafia?
RAGE!
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seventy2 at 3:10AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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i am not a player in this game



PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS AT FAULT!
facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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harkovast at 4:42AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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jninja the racism in your game disgusts me.
*shakes head disapprovingly*

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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:34AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Shiz.



Well we suck…
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harkovast at 8:01AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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1337 unless you are mafia, in which case you are kicking butt.

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Product Placement at 10:13AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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seventy2
i am not a player in this game



PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS AT FAULT!
Why, thanks for that, person who's not playing this game.

Tonight I'm expecting that every single non mafia member, with the exception of those who are still being protected by the bodyguard, will be attacked.

This means that one of them will die when they attack the paranoid and the veteran and the town drunk are probably going to be discovered since they stand to survive the attack. After that, the mafia can pick us out at their leisure during the next lynch. All that the mafia has to do now, in order to win is to kill the town drunk.

Therefore I wish to form an alliance with the town drunk, in order to damage the mafia as much as possible before his inevitable discovery.

We may stand to lose this game but lets make it a costly victory for the mafia.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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jninjashadow at 10:58AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Alas and with a heavy heart it has become apparent, and with no room for error or undue doubt, that this game will be ending in tonight's forth coming bloodbath. The harsh realities of the scientific methods casts a cruel light of obviousness to the outcome of the aforementioned vicious assault of murderous intents and therefore I will graciously grant any and all rapscallions, ragamuffins, current survivors, and malcontents to put forward any single action request, within the reasonable prowess of their class, for the final narration. An untimely end to these, the swinging twenties. We hadn't even made it far enough to warrant fears or unwelcomed thoughts of terror for the state of the newly opened stock calculatory market.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Anthony Mercer at 11:34AM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Alas and with a heavy heart it has become apparent, and with no room for error or undue doubt, that this game will be ending in tonight's forth coming bloodbath. The harsh realities of the scientific methods casts a cruel light of obviousness to the outcome of the aforementioned vicious assault of murderous intents and therefore I will graciously grant any and all rapscallions, ragamuffins, current survivors, and malcontents to put forward any single action request, within the reasonable prowess of their class, for the final narration. An untimely end to these, the swinging twenties. We hadn't even made it far enough to warrant fears or unwelcomed thoughts of terror for the state of the newly opened stock calculatory market.

Um… so are you saying we just send in any action?
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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jninjashadow at 12:06PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Um… so are you saying we just send in any action?
Yes, within reason. If you couldn't kill before, you can't now. However, if you want to die a certain way, kill a certain way (if you even could), or do something such the lie, I will add it in. And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 12:38PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP
I can totally picture him doing that too ><

…those horrible memories…
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Salsa at 2:12PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP
I can totally picture him doing that too >:D
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:16PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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You're an arab?
He's said this before.

Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.

And you're a Brit.

Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?


And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.

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jninjashadow at 2:25PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
harkovast
You're an arab?
He's said this before.

Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.

And you're a Brit.

Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?


And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.
I am also: Canadian, German, Syrian, American
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:29PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
harkovast
You're an arab?
He's said this before.

Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.

And you're a Brit.

Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?


And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.
I am also: Canadian, German, Syrian, American
What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:01PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Pfft. Why would I help you gu-oh…

…good one.



But since I'm the Italian that makes me the true blue Mafia man who's not mafia.

I don't want mafia to win…ugh…
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:26PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Pfft. Why would I help you gu-oh…

…good one.
Thanks :D

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Mettaur at 4:10PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Good me was killed, but the really evil me is still running around. Can I have him doing some destructive, shooting, chaos causing rabble?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 4:40PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.
Yes, yes I do
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 5:08PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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50 minuets till deadline
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:28PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.
Yes, yes I do
Well lets do this thing! After we have some bratwurst and beer that is.

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Salsa at 5:30PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Well Gentlemen, and ladies, it was a pleasure.

*silently waits for death*
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:38PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Well Gentlemen, and ladies, it was a pleasure.

*silently waits for death*
*Also waits for deat*“WAIT ah minute! Pssh I don't have to wait.” *Points and laugh at people in line*

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jninjashadow at 5:51PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Well lets do this thing! After we have some bratwurst and beer that is.
JA! Also, 5 minuets till the spectacular deadline
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 6:02PM, Oct. 11, 2010
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Whip snapping, lip smacking, pimp slapping, player tackling revenge of the son of the final narration's deadline 3!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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