pastel
So many choices… shirtless guy…. cute girl… or new hat…

gosh, what to do…

I dunno. woe is me. they all do pictures. * isn't this when Bribes come in to play? *
—-ugh! sorry to have that avi at top of page. but it IS madness

As long as you figure out who you want to vote for, remember to PQ your vote to me before midnight GMT (6 PM Drunk Duck time (think that's Central)).

Anyways, here's the conversion table, since I forgot to add that in the game description:

“Here's how it works. Figure out where in the world you live and locate that place on the map. Follow the line you're living in down to the bottom of the map and locate a number down there. Use that number to change the time that the GM gives (as long as he's using GMT, that is). For example, if the GM says that something will happen at 6 pm and your living in a -5 zone, it means that it will happen at 1 pm, your time. If you live in a +5 zone, it means that it will happen at 11pm.”

Also for those living in America, here's a handy time table to show you at what time you can expect the narrations.

Also, I cannot stress this hard enough but people really should contact me if they're having a hard time understanding their role. There is no shame for a veteran to ask questions either, since there are ALLOT of uncommon roles in this game.

pastel
So many choices… shirtless guy…. cute girl… or new hat…

gosh, what to do…

Hmm… look at the vote board so far…

Product Placement
Election Results:

Day 1 mayoral election:

TheFlyingGreenMonkey (3)
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
*Poster bonus*
ozoneocean

frankkerr (2)
frankkerr
*Poster bonus*

jninjashadow (2)
jninjashadow
*Poster bonus*

Salsa (2)
*Poster bonus*
Asmun

Rokulily (2)
Rokulily
*Poster bonus*

I Am The 1337 Master (1)
*Poster bonus*


End of turn narrations:

Personally, I liked FGM because of the Paramedic claim… he sort of sounds honest.

…but, I've had second thoughts. He sounds too good to be true.
Vote change.

And it's bed time for me now, so I'll prolly miss the final outcome :(

Wow that's a close field.

Ok. I voted. I don't know why I voted for who I did. But I just felt like it.

ozoneocean
Hmm… look at the vote board so far…

Personally, I liked FGM because of the Paramedic claim… he sort of sounds honest.

…but, I've had second thoughts. He sounds too good to be true.
Vote change.

Pish posh and poppycock. We can't let monkeys be mayors.

I know it's totally racist, but I'd rather have a human for a mayor. Humans should stick together I say! If we start electing monkeys for mayors, before you know it people will marry their dogs and have civil unions with their pet turtles! It'll be a travesty D:

pastel

ozoneocean
Hmm… look at the vote board so far…

Personally, I liked FGM because of the Paramedic claim… he sort of sounds honest.

…but, I've had second thoughts. He sounds too good to be true.
Vote change.

Pish posh and poppycock. We can't let monkeys be mayors.

I know it's totally racist, but I'd rather have a human for a mayor. Humans should stick together I say! If we start electing monkeys for mayors, before you know it people will marry their dogs and have civil unions with their pet turtles! It'll be a travesty D:

Will the anti monkey propaganda never stop? Also if you had been keeping up with resent mafia events it turns out I'm just a bunch of cats in a mansuit and that niccea is actually product's long lose dad. Oh and also Harkovast actually died in game two and his twin brother Garkovast feeling like he was the cause of his dear brothers death could not bare to tell his sister-in-law the horrible news so he took over as being hark.

@everyone: Come on. I've been honest about my role for like the past four games and was proved right after mafia killed me. I'm medic. Also it was my birthday resently and no one in the real world cared T.T so if you want to take me out of this vortex of depression and sadness make me feel better by giving me votes or fanart.

DUDE! I gave you a Llama on DA, sorry I couldn't do better, but I am BROKE right now.

Salsa
DUDE! I gave you a Llama on DA, sorry I couldn't do better, but I am BROKE right now.

You could draw me an avi :3 I love me some avis. Also not so broke to buy yourself a new hat and run a very expensive campaign. Also if you want to make someone happy by giving them a llama give one to Asmun. Just because I'm a bunch of cats in a mansuit dosn't mean I'm a furry.

Um. When did we find out that I'm Product Placement's long lost father? How is that even possible. There are three things that make that impossible…four things.

1. I'm a woman, we can't father
2. Product Placement is older than me
3. Product Placement is a human while I'm some crazily mismatched anthro.
4. I have never been near Iceland.

…though there was that one time I was drunk in a bar…

Niccea
…though there was that one time I was drunk in a bar…

It is amazing what that will do to ya.

Yay! I've missed teh insane!
I'm voting roku, also, I am PRO TOWN!

pastel

ozoneocean
Hmm… look at the vote board so far…

Personally, I liked FGM because of the Paramedic claim… he sort of sounds honest.

…but, I've had second thoughts. He sounds too good to be true.
Vote change.

Pish posh and poppycock. We can't let monkeys be mayors.

I know it's totally racist, but I'd rather have a human for a mayor. Humans should stick together I say! If we start electing monkeys for mayors, before you know it people will marry their dogs and have civil unions with their pet turtles! It'll be a travesty D:

Shirtless humans?

frankkerr
Shirtless humans?

Well, you've got my attention.

I'm voting for Roku because Roku art.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
@everyone: Come on. I've been honest about my role for like the past four games and was proved right after mafia killed me. I'm medic. Also it was my birthday resently and no one in the real world cared T.T so if you want to take me out of this vortex of depression and sadness make me feel better by giving me votes or fanart.

Oh gosh silly, truthfulness in past games is hardly indicative of your present intentions. Of course you would claim to be innocent and truthful.

And don't guilt people into voting for you just because it was your birthday. That's not fair :(

Personally I'm going to vote on issues that really matter. Like cute girls and shirtless guys.

I never get to be mayor.

I need to hire an assistant.




And if it helps. I am ze ubermench.
A clue as to what my role is. I don't feel like blurting it out like TFGM because i would rather not get myself killed.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also it was my birthday resently and no one in the real world cared T.T so if you want to take me out of this vortex of depression and sadness make me feel better by giving me votes or fanart.

Here I drew you a birthday present.

CROCTY AWAY! WOOOOSH!

okay! campaign promises-

1. pictures! mostly adorable, often humourous
2. i'm a decent clue solver
3. i will not try to kill you unless i think you've done the crime
4. i am wearing sunglasses
5. i'm not gonna ask for your roles, that'd be too easy and not as much fun

yes, yes. i think thats a good start.

Oh! We're doing campaign promises now?

1. I promise i wont kill anyone.
2. I promise that the first person who votes for me will stay alive the entire game.
3. Ubercharge for the second.

I will run my campaign the way I always do, with harsh realities. NO ONE elect the honest politician cause there are none. Far be it from me to call TFGM a liar, but I am fairly sure we've heard this campaign before! HELL, every mafia member we ever elected has claimed something: a different role, utter innocence, to play for a townie victory. I will say this, vote for me, and you'll get my agenda, some of you will ultimately fall under it, others will not. Its what EVERYONE else is shilling, I'm just up front about it.

rokulily
1. pictures! mostly adorable, often humourous

I'm sold.

jninjashadow
every mafia member we ever elected

And I have never been elected. Also more shirtless people should I be elected.
God damn it!!!
Ok. A properly drawn avatar for each voter.

Honesty in politics? Obviously I swallowed that one before and look at me now.
Look at me! what hope do I have with a shirtless wonder? But cute or a hat? those are things I could use.

And this:

rokulily
okay! campaign promises-

1. pictures! mostly adorable, often humourous
2. i'm a decent clue solver
3. i will not try to kill you unless i think you've done the crime
4. i am wearing sunglasses
5. i'm not gonna ask for your roles, that'd be too easy and not as much fun

yes, yes. i think thats a good start.

a candidate who answers the people's questions, or just mine. But I'm a people. YES, a newbie people, but a people nonetheless!

Bribery? How low! I shall never resort to such tactics! In fact, everyone who votes for me will get fan art, displaying in stunning detail, how above bribery they are!

I believe TFGM when he says he's the medic, mostly because I know how he feels in being completely honest and yet completely untrusted. I would like to see him in office just to protect the only medic in whom I am confident, but Salsa, as I've said before, has a much more solid platform and should therefore be elected mayor. Thus, I would like to encourage everyone who shares my sentiments to vote in such a way as to have Salsa as our mayor and TFGM as pardoner (as it always should be).

The flying green salsa.

Asmun
I believe TFGM when he says he's the medic, mostly because I know how he feels in being completely honest and yet completely untrusted. I would like to see him in office just to protect the only medic in whom I am confident, but Salsa, as I've said before, has a much more solid platform and should therefore be elected mayor. Thus, I would like to encourage everyone who shares my sentiments to vote in such a way as to have Salsa as our mayor and TFGM as pardoner (as it always should be).

Oh they know I'm telling the truth there just being jerks.

Heres my stance

1.) Give women the right to father
2.) ???
3.) Profit!
4.) I'm the medic
5.) No love for birthday, except for my man Crocty
6.) I'm a decent clue solver
7.) I'm made up of adorable cats. Don't make the cats sad.
8.) I'll draw pictures of stuff too.
9.) Cause there are eight good reasons to vote for me.

But serious why is it that I'm the only one that dosn't get into office when I announce I'm a pro townie role? It works for everyone else.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
5.) No love for birthday, except for my man Crocty

pfff, i'll have you know that i wished you a happy birthday as well as a few others. we didn't forget about you. maaaan, didn't even get a thank you.

rokulily

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
5.) No love for birthday, except for my man Crocty

pfff, i'll have you know that i wished you a happy birthday as well as a few others. we didn't forget about you. maaaan, didn't even get a thank you.

You said it was my birthday the others jumped on the bandwagon. Besides I sent you a pq saying thanks. If it didn't show up sorry.