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Man Law?
Alexis at 1:12PM, May 4, 2007
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I don't know if everyone is familiar with the recent “Man Law” tv commercials by Miller Lite. If you aren't you can see the laws here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Laws
My question, does the general populace find the laws fair and reasonable? Are there woman laws? Do man laws apply to women? Discuss.
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maritalbliss at 1:37PM, May 4, 2007
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I think the “Man Law” commercials are a riot.

As I am not a man, I can not say whether or not they are fair or reasonable. Ethan however, although he finds the commercials entertaining, the intended audience is a “certain” ‘kinda man that has to have celebrities tell him what’s cool. Ethan says he doesn't roll that way, baby…

I am not aware of there being “specific” women laws (Lots of “rules,” which many of the low self-esteem crowd embraces.) I think that the “man laws” could totally apply to women, as I feel many women (like many men, are pussies and they need someone “cooler” than they to tell them when they are being dumbasses.)

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LIZARD_B1TE at 1:40PM, May 4, 2007
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I have seen one of those commercials for about a year. 0_o

I saw the one where they discussed whether or not it was cool to crush a can on your head. I thought it was pretty funny.
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kingofsnake at 2:12PM, May 4, 2007
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The “man laws” that refer to beer should generally be held across the board, regardless of gender.

Of course if a woman is attractive enough she can usually get around anything.
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legendkiller13 at 4:22PM, May 4, 2007
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hmmm…im gonna go with whatever tripple H says , goes…
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Phantom Penguin at 4:38PM, May 4, 2007
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You know its funny. When one of the new spots come out. Me and my friends all follow it.
The “no fruiting beer” act wasn't so popular among my friends, but we learned.
But in a landmark ruleling we amended one of the laws. The “how long after a girl breaks up with your friend can you date her?”. We ruled that you could not date her, hence violating the sacred “battle buddy” pact you make with fellow soldiers. And could only have sex with them once, or more depending on the other men's vote.
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subcultured at 6:06PM, May 4, 2007
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i prefer the man song :)
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that kid yellow at 6:48PM, May 4, 2007
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it is the man law……they need chuck norris
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maritalbliss at 6:51PM, May 4, 2007
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i prefer the man song :)


I freakin' love this commercial. I like the old old man pullin' the truck. When this ad first came out, I was singin' it all the time, Ethan was excited 'cause I ate Stackers ‘till I could eat ’em no more.
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Hijuda at 6:53PM, May 4, 2007
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i prefer the man song :)


The only thing that could make that ad more awesome is if they played Freebird right in the middle of it.
It's a comic!

LOLOL LAMFAO
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SpANG at 8:22PM, May 4, 2007
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Oh, please. Here's the original, more accurate MAN SONG (sung by a puppet):


“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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LakAttack at 11:08PM, May 4, 2007
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I'm all for Man Law. It's good old fashioned, beer and football related etiquitte, with some rules regarding women. :D
Favorite ManLaw:

No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one was to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a “beera colada”. Man Law: “Don't Fruit the Beer.”

never taint the beer. :( Oh, but I break man Law all the time and clink the bottom of my beer on the top of anothers. if you dont know, try it to somebody, preferably with a foamy, full beer. Also, it helps if you dont like them.
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Phantom Penguin at 12:21PM, May 5, 2007
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I'm all for Man Law. It's good old fashioned, beer and football related etiquitte, with some rules regarding women. :D
Favorite ManLaw:

No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one was to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a “beera colada”. Man Law: “Don't Fruit the Beer.”

never taint the beer. :( Oh, but I break man Law all the time and clink the bottom of my beer on the top of anothers. if you dont know, try it to somebody, preferably with a foamy, full beer. Also, it helps if you dont like them.

I've had it done. NO WASTING BEER IN A ACT OF HUMOR!
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AQua_ng at 12:52AM, May 6, 2007
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We should have a Duck law.

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Alexis at 6:57AM, May 6, 2007
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We should have a Duck law.
Interesting, what would the first Duck Law be? Probably something about the do's and dont's of plugging your comic.
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Aussie_kid at 7:27AM, May 6, 2007
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AQua_ng
We should have a Duck law.
Interesting, what would the first Duck Law be? Probably something about the do's and dont's of plugging your comic.

Oh come on!

I've already had the civil war taken away from me, don't tell me I'm not going to be able to do the ‘10 Commandments of the Duck’ for my comic either.

Anyway, here's what I have so far

1. Thou shalt respect thy fellow author
2. Thou shalt spend more than 5 minutes on a comic
3. Thou shalt update at least once a week

It's a work in progress, since it's not due to appear in the story for another 7 months
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Mister Spook at 2:53PM, May 11, 2007
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Frankly, when the “Man Laws” forbade the use of fruit in a beer, I knew they were full of sh*t.

Honestly, you expect me to have a Blue Moon without a slice of orange? Go back to Russia communists. Besides, the beer they're pitching those ads for is only a small step up from mule piss in my humble opinion. So yeah… Man Laws. Pfft.

I should probably note that the ad offends my egalitarian ethics to some degree as well. :P

Addition: Oh and if you're going to spoof the Ten Commandments for the Duck, why not sync it up better? Like, have the first one be: “I am the one and all present Drunk Duck, you shall put no other inebriated fowl before me.” Two would probably be: “You will never swear by the name of the Drunk Duck” or something. Just a few ideas.
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AQua_ng at 12:02PM, May 12, 2007
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Watch as I just through a loophole.

Commandments = religion
Law = Legal

The two can co-exist together, just like Jews and lawyers.

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Alexis at 2:21PM, May 12, 2007
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Mister Spook
Frankly, when the “Man Laws” forbade the use of fruit in a beer, I knew they were full of sh*t.

Honestly, you expect me to have a Blue Moon without a slice of orange? Go back to Russia communists. Besides, the beer they're pitching those ads for is only a small step up from mule piss in my humble opinion. So yeah… Man Laws. Pfft.


Maybe there should have noted an exception for wheat beers.
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Mister Spook at 9:10AM, May 13, 2007
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Alexis
Mister Spook
Frankly, when the “Man Laws” forbade the use of fruit in a beer, I knew they were full of sh*t.

Honestly, you expect me to have a Blue Moon without a slice of orange? Go back to Russia communists. Besides, the beer they're pitching those ads for is only a small step up from mule piss in my humble opinion. So yeah… Man Laws. Pfft.


Maybe there should have noted an exception for wheat beers.

But what about a Corona or Sol? Limes are almost a given.
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Phantom Penguin at 9:27AM, May 13, 2007
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Blue Moon is great without fruit. Corona..not so much.
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Cthulhu at 3:44PM, May 13, 2007
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Well, I'm having fun watching all three of the Burger King “Man Song”s at the same time!
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spaz at 4:01PM, May 13, 2007
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Fear not chillins, for here is a compeltation of all that is man and the laws to be abided by.

http://scarolina.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2213557603

there's alot to keep in mind while being a man.
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