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countingstars at 11:44AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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hey

I just read about this on Yahoo News it really made me feel ill

A Japanese man know as “Sal9000” has married a character in the DS (pervy) dating game “love plus” WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!

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martinlo_23 at 11:57AM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Oh god. Where are we going to??!??!?!?!

The next week he's gonna have kids.
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Orin J Master at 12:57PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Oh god. Where are we going to??!??!?!?!

The next week he's gonna have kids.

Ha-ha, impropbability!

man the news is stretching to avoid actual current events if some dip trying to base a relationship on a toy is in a paper.
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martinlo_23 at 1:22PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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He buys some small Nintendo DS.
Improbabilty beaten!
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therealtj at 1:55PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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I wonder if he's realized that his “wife” is flirting with every other guy who bought the game.

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 3:32PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Dude what the Hell that's my wife!

Whatever man, he can keep her, she's obviously a tramp.
i will also like to know you the more
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:57PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Dude what the Hell that's my wife!

Whatever man, he can keep her, she's obviously a tramp.
As if it wasn't screwed up already you just HAD to go and say that.
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Acuturbo at 5:39PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Sal9000? Does he want to be the female HAL 9000? Or does he hope to produce the female counterpart by marrying a video game character and having a computerized daughter with it?
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martinlo_23 at 6:26PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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He. Computerized daughter.
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 6:37PM, Nov. 29, 2009
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Wait, so SAL9000 is his real name?
i will also like to know you the more
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AQua_ng at 11:51AM, Nov. 30, 2009
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Shut the hell up for a second and pay attention to me.

Copypasta due to NFSW website:

A man whose marriage all but ended, thanks in part to hit virtual schoolgirl sim Love Plus, has explained the devastating effect Nene had on his relationship with his wife.

He describes how his marriage collapsed under the weight of Nene’s charms:

I did write that I divorced, but we haven’t actually filed the papers, rather I just returned to my family home.

I’m a 29-year-old systems engineer, with no children and a 28-year-old wife. It seems exaggerated to say Love Plus is to blame, but still it went like this:

-I kept coming home late every night.
-My wife became enraged.
-I said “Rather than you I think I’d much rather be welcomed home kindly by Nene-san!”
-Marriage ends.

After I said it, I thought “I’ve done it now,” but my wife was already looking at me like I was dirt, with a “this guy’s no good” look in her eyes.

He likens his wife’s expression to “how Taiga looked at Ami in the fifth episode of Toradora!” – certainly a telling description in more ways than one.

He describes later how he narrowly managed to reconcile matters with his wife, and presumably Nene as well.

With Japanese men being hounded by their jealous wives for being unfaithful with Love Plus characters, and some even taking to marrying these very characters, it seems Japan may be witnessing the future of human relationships – all that is missing is an android body for Nene…

NFSW Source

Considering the source, it's best to take that with a pinch of salt, but still…

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martinlo_23 at 1:39PM, Nov. 30, 2009
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Heh. People are getting more crazy.
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Lonnehart at 7:07PM, Nov. 30, 2009
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What's next??? Building a female body case for your PC and running your PC off of that, then marrying your PC???

And I thought the 80's movies predicting the future were crazy…

*cues The Running Man and the video game Smash TV*
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ERasER at 3:26AM, Dec. 1, 2009
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Lara croft anyone?
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Acuturbo at 2:13PM, Dec. 1, 2009
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Unfortunately, she's been made somewhat real through Angelina Jolie.

Excuse me while I wash my mouth out with soap.
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Byth1 at 9:07PM, Dec. 10, 2009
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Hey, I heard of this. He must be a pretty lonely guy to marry a DS (or the character in it).
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ozoneocean at 9:15PM, Dec. 10, 2009
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Unfortunately, she's been made somewhat real through Angelina Jolie.

Excuse me while I wash my mouth out with soap.
UGH! I prefer the game character. Jolie looks like an alien mutant version of her dad.
Byth1
Hey, I heard of this. He must be a pretty lonely guy to marry a DS (or the character in it).
Well he couldn't marry a Gameboy, they don't allow gay marriage in Japan yet.
 
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Zad at 9:35PM, Dec. 10, 2009
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My first reaction was “Oh. My. God. Whaaaaaaa-” and then I saw Japan.
Now it makes sense, in that Japan does not make sense.
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lothar at 7:06PM, Dec. 17, 2009
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Maybe i need th Clear my Catch , but i think CNN . com just ran this story as headline news yesterday.
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Byth1 at 8:15PM, Jan. 19, 2010
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Well he couldn't marry a Gameboy, they don't allow gay marriage in Japan yet.

Lol! That's pretty funny!
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