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May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine
Kakashi2146 at 9:33AM, May 17, 2007
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then life would be no fun

what if tokyo pimp was really asian
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AQua_ng at 1:24PM, May 17, 2007
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Tokyopimp, who has now suddenly turned asain, have broken the laws of science and has physically changed races. Scientists from all over the world gather to his house to see it for themselves.

Tokyopimp had this to say:

“Oh snap.”



What if Russia was the world's superpower?

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I like zelda at 5:10PM, May 17, 2007
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what's a russia?

what if I was actually a secret agent disguised as Dark Link?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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vgman at 5:18AM, May 18, 2007
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it wouldnt be a verry good disguse

what if you wernt so zelda fixated
RIP TD :cry2:
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tokyopimp5764 at 5:46AM, May 18, 2007
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then he would be I LIKE MARIO. and be fixated on the mario craze and walk out to a bull and try to throw a fireball and get trampled by the bull.

what if a alien race made us all pet's and tried to take us to get fixed?
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Maulgryve at 9:38AM, May 18, 2007
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I would look on the brightside, and be glad I wasn't the vet who had to do all the cuttin.

What if you get a very vivid picture of what I just described?
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Kakashi2146 at 9:53AM, May 18, 2007
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then i will shit my pants

what if kakashi had pink hair
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Krensada at 11:40AM, May 18, 2007
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What if taking a bath made you dirty instead of clean?
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I like zelda at 1:10PM, May 18, 2007
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I don't think they would have created bathing then.

what if I didn't ask a question this time?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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tokyopimp5764 at 1:16PM, May 18, 2007
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i would make fun of you evan more.

what if i gave the world away?
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Brinx at 3:08PM, May 18, 2007
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Then everyone will be after the world and try to get the highest bid on it.

What if two random people started fighting right now?
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I like zelda at 6:03PM, May 18, 2007
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WHAT!?! IS THAT A THREAT!?!

what if I did ask a question this time?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 7:04PM, May 18, 2007
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It'd be another question about Zelda that no one would give a serious answer to.

What if the Lengend of Zelda was the Legend of Link, and Link was the person to save, and Zelda would be the person that kills things?
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I like zelda at 7:43PM, May 18, 2007
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zelda would have to use magic, because her sword isn't as awesome as the master sword

AQua Edit: “What if I put a question like I'm supposed to?”
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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AQua_ng at 12:26PM, May 19, 2007
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Then I wouldn't have to edit it.

What if YouTube became a religion?

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Cthulhu at 12:32PM, May 19, 2007
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More people would watch it.

What if I didn't laugh when I saw the “Aqua edit”?
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jgib99 at 1:30PM, May 19, 2007
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Then you would've hurt his feelings. :(

What if me and my friends started a mosh pit in the middle of Panera's this evening?
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Triss at 6:13PM, May 19, 2007
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Your bread would taste like mosh. Duh.

What if the laws of physics didn't exist?
“When once the morning star shall rise, when earth with shadow flees away, and we stand safe within the door, then you shall lift the veil thereof…”
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Kohdok at 6:27PM, May 19, 2007
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Then that's one less science class I'd have to take in order to graduate.

What if Sephiroth's sword brought Candy instead of Certain Death?
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veritan at 12:04PM, May 20, 2007
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He would have a larger cult of squealing fangirls powered by even more sugar.

What if it snow was really invaders from space?
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Cthulhu at 1:32PM, May 20, 2007
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Then I'd laugh evily when I stuck my toungue out during a snowstorm.

What if WeatherBug shut up on my computer?

(Even though I deleted it a while ago)
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tokyopimp5764 at 8:59AM, May 21, 2007
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then you would be happy and not have deleted it!
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tokyopimp5764 at 8:59AM, May 21, 2007
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then you would be happy and not have deleted it!

AQua Edit: “What if I put in a question instead of the same post?”
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Krensada at 9:59AM, May 21, 2007
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Then the universe would fold in on itself like an unstable Tesseract. ( I just recently saw the Cube 2 movie…leave me alone..)


What if McDonald's cured cancer?
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vgman at 12:11PM, May 21, 2007
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Every one would be fatter than they alredy are.


What if Ice was hot and Fire was cold?
RIP TD :cry2:
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AQua_ng at 12:38PM, May 21, 2007
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Global Warming as we know it will be turned up-side down. And then we're all screwed.

What if I actually revise hard for an hour for a really hard exam I'm having tomorrow?

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I like zelda at 1:46PM, May 21, 2007
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you'd get a good grade

what if global warming wasn't something people made up to get money out of?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 1:56PM, May 21, 2007
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Then Al Gore might have a reason the shut the-

Cthulhu is about to go on a long insulting rant about Al Gore. Instead of reading it, just go do something else. Goodbye now.

-. You know what I mean?!

What if Fig Newtons really did move, and go to you at night?
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vgman at 2:35PM, May 21, 2007
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then every one would be aresstid/fined for theft

what if i had two brothers instead of sisters.
RIP TD :cry2:
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Brinx at 4:49PM, May 21, 2007
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Well it depends. If they're younger then you'd have a heavy responsibility to have them to look up to you and not have them make mistakes you've made. And they could be a pain in your arse. Older brothers well… they're just good for either entertainment or someone to hang out with. Either way both are interesting.

What if we all danced the night away.
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Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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