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May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine
tokyopimp5764 at 5:02PM, May 21, 2007
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we all would get drunk and shoot each other.

what if i wasn't getting married?
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Cthulhu at 5:35PM, May 21, 2007
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Then you wouldn't of sent me a pq telling me about it. And you wouldn't be making the biggest mistake of your life.

What if 2+2=fish?
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vgman at 8:07AM, May 22, 2007
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then we would live in a world where faries existed.


what if AvP actually happend
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Kohdok at 10:04AM, May 22, 2007
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I'd probably be the guy with the robot arm.

What if the new Pokemon games' music was less annoying?
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tokyopimp5764 at 10:45AM, May 22, 2007
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it's finally happened a pokemon game that has good music for ounce it's making pokemon the biggest cult ever!

what if cthulhu wasn't trying to take over the world i had already conquered causing a tremendous war between my army against him????
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vgman at 11:41AM, May 22, 2007
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ok if you had but that in “What if” form youre answer would be this.

there would be no world to rule as the war would have caused a nulear winter, thus killing every one

what if tokyopimp5764 didnt come back to DD?
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tokyopimp5764 at 12:00PM, May 22, 2007
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the forums would be slimmer then usually would be in a week

what if i had a pb&j sandwich?
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Brinx at 1:21PM, May 22, 2007
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Then you'd eat it. 'Nuff said.

What if my dragon demon annihilated everyone with no remorse?
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vgman at 5:25AM, May 23, 2007
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then gerbils would rise up and start a gerble empire. they would eventually kill the dragon and then go about there lives like humans did. then they would wait out there days untill somthing came along and killed them

what if i knew what i was going to ask
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Maulgryve at 5:27AM, May 23, 2007
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Then I would be forced to answer it, and this answer would cease to exist.

What if we all had tails like monkeys.
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veritan at 7:50AM, May 23, 2007
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Then we would all be saiyans. All the guys would spend the greater part of their time screaming and bulging their muscles at each other. Hemorrhaging rates go up.

What if I invented the coffee I.V. drip?
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vgman at 11:47AM, May 23, 2007
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coffie lovers and late night office workors would worship you as they can finaly inject coffie straight into there blood streem saveing countless minuts that they would normaly spend sipping at the coffee.

what if evil space parots flew down to earth and annoied every one by repeating there thughts.
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Kohdok at 5:28PM, May 23, 2007
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what if evil space parrots flew down to earth and annoyed every one by repeating there thoughts?

What if the black plague happened again?
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Kakashi2146 at 5:19AM, May 24, 2007
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then wed be shit outa luck

what if sasuke wasnt emo
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RoronoaZoro at 7:07AM, May 24, 2007
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The naruto world would cease to exsest.

What if My charther where real?
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vgman at 7:48AM, May 24, 2007
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then the world would be in utter chaos.

what if a vampire bit a fish
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veritan at 9:01AM, May 24, 2007
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Then the oceans will run red with blood as the vampire fish army amasses more followers. After all the fish and aquatic mammals have been killed or turned, they will turn their gaze to the only available food left: land animals. One night, all the aquatic animals march up the beaches and riverbanks to bring the earth walkers to their knees, but they find out too late that they cannot breathe without water. Now there are no more fish in the world.

What if walls could talk?
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Kakashi2146 at 11:09AM, May 24, 2007
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thered be no such thing as privacy

what if kakashi from naruto and rukia from bleach dated
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vgman at 1:08PM, May 24, 2007
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that would meen that the bridge betwean gaps has been breached and i have missed my chance to finaly unite the animated world with the real one (wich i would never miss this opertunity so that cant happin)

what if i suceeded in uniteing the worlds?
RIP TD :cry2:
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I like zelda at 1:14PM, May 24, 2007
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we would no longer have dimensions as we know it and…

what if I put my avatar back the way it was?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 1:29PM, May 24, 2007
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You'd deserve to get smacked across the face, because your new avatar is much better.

What if… um…

What if John Kerry, and Dr. Phil had a looong conversation?
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I like zelda at 2:04PM, May 24, 2007
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Dr. Phil would eventually call someone fat

what if my avatar didn't stretch on my little box to the right?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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vgman at 2:45PM, May 24, 2007
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you wouldnt be complaining about it right now

what if i wasnt listing to music right now
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Cthulhu at 4:50PM, May 24, 2007
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You would be more concentrated.

What if I made the next “Game of the Month”?
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I like zelda at 6:24PM, May 24, 2007
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then may would be over and I would cry

what if I was actually a comic critic people pay attention to?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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vgman at 7:21PM, May 24, 2007
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people would realise how bad your reveiws are.

what if my cat ruled the world.
RIP TD :cry2:
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Cthulhu at 3:33AM, May 25, 2007
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My dog would eat it.

What if a goat got a shave?
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tokyopimp5764 at 6:18AM, May 25, 2007
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that would be extreamly creepy really that would……

what if i summoned Titus Crow in the RPG?
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veritan at 8:59AM, May 25, 2007
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Cthulhu will have one more person to fight.

What if stuffed animals came alive at night?
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Kohdok at 9:48AM, May 25, 2007
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Your Scriptwriter would have better grammar than you.

What if I wrote the next DOOM game?
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