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My year of celibacy!
LIZARD_B1TE at 1:01PM, June 23, 2009
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Good Luck with that. no sex for one year. If you make it oh my- you're a god in your own right.

So what does two years make you? Because the last time I got laid was shortly after starting my comic about two years ago.

I'm pretty sure that, by this logic, most people on the internet are ultimate beings beyond even godhood….
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campbellim at 2:29PM, June 23, 2009
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my 22 year old friend attempted this once…i mean attempted. he told his gf and she responded with “I'll make you break your promise” then came his birthday party which I was at, in my boring moment i wandered around his house, and had to take a piss, so i went in the restroom and there they were in the shower… I shoulda realized, when the door was locked I picked the lock. NOT MY FAULT… I really had to go. and not surprisingly he lost his bet…. and the bet was if you can do go one year without sex She'd have a threesome (did I mention his gf was bi?) anyway if you can't you marry her. Either way I think he won.
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ozoneocean at 12:13AM, June 24, 2009
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Actually, I wish my sex life was more “wham bam thankya man”. I'd rather just
get off, roll off, and run off.
yeah, that can be fun…
Dude! I'm a busy woman! I've got comics to make! Them things don't cross-hatch themselves! ;)
The perfect woman :)
 
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Ryan_Scott at 6:38PM, June 24, 2009
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The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahaha
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HippieVan at 7:50PM, June 24, 2009
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The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahaha

Yeah, that sounds really fulfilling.
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Hyena H_ll at 3:56AM, June 25, 2009
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The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahaha
Naw, I'm pretty sure Oz is right on this one.

>:)

I don't think there's anything wrong with casual sex, or approaching sex with a total lack of sentimentality or want for emotional connection. It depends on what people want at a given point in their life.
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WhizKidDoubleCross at 10:56AM, June 25, 2009
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I don't think there's anything wrong with casual sex, or approaching sex with a total lack of sentimentality or want for emotional connection. It depends on what people want at a given point in their life.

Yeah I have to agree having a bootie call on speed dial is really nice. You call up they are over in a half an hour and gone in another 30 minutes or so. Then back to business as usual. And as long as both parties understand the conditions you don't have to worry about celibacy.
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Ryan_Scott at 4:19PM, June 25, 2009
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Nah I'm gonna disagree with that one… I've done the casual sex thing and it's fucking crap! Give me emotional connection and chemistry any day!
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machinehead at 4:42PM, June 25, 2009
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Ryan_Scott I am going to help you with this as much as I can. I promise I won't have sex with you no matter how much you beg.
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Hyena H_ll at 6:59PM, June 25, 2009
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The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahaha
Ryan_Scott
Nah I'm gonna disagree with that one… I've done the casual sex thing and it's fucking crap! Give me emotional connection and chemistry any day!
Dude, you don't know what you want, do you?
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HippieVan at 7:15PM, June 25, 2009
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The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahaha
Ryan_Scott
Nah I'm gonna disagree with that one… I've done the casual sex thing and it's fucking crap! Give me emotional connection and chemistry any day!
Dude, you don't know what you want, do you?


Ha BURN. I didn't even notice that. :D
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 10:58PM, June 25, 2009
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Celibacy is nothing to be proud of.

Although neither is 5 minutes of sexin'.
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Faliat at 2:02AM, June 26, 2009
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If you don't have it up until the first time you've done it, you can go without again.

All that's needed is to NOT TELL PEOPLE!
Then they won't set out to stop your quest to make them feel better about their little sheeple slaggy lives. Lol.

Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

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ozoneocean at 5:49AM, June 26, 2009
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All that's needed is to NOT TELL PEOPLE!
Then they won't set out to stop your quest to make them feel better about their little sheeple slaggy lives. Lol.
So you're saying all you have to do is tell people you're trying to be celebrate and then they will fall into bed with you?
 
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Faliat at 1:29PM, June 26, 2009
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All that's needed is to NOT TELL PEOPLE!
Then they won't set out to stop your quest to make them feel better about their little sheeple slaggy lives. Lol.
So you're saying all you have to do is tell people you're trying to be celebrate and then they will fall into bed with you?
Naw. But it'll make it a hell of a lot easier. It also gives them a massive confidence boost thinking that they are so good they can make celibate people stop just because of their charms.

Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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Hyena H_ll at 2:58PM, June 26, 2009
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Unless you're hangin' out with like, teenagers, no one really cares whether or not you're having sex. It's not like there's legions of evil succubi runnin' around trying to seduce the chaste…

I mean, I guess if you were dating someone who didn't respect that decision, it might be rough. And you certainly wouldn't need to tell anyone you weren't tryin' to date. But I don't think upon hearing you weren't havin' sex, a person who otherwise would have no interest in doin' ya would take it upon themselves to thwart your intentions.

But if yer talkin' about it as a scam… heh. Yeah, that might work. >:)
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Ryan_Scott at 5:18PM, June 26, 2009
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Man I know that I just have far too many issues with women… They tend to take up a bit too much of my headspace, and when I'm working 50+ hours a week, trying to maintain my comic and most importantly spending real quality time with my daughter, women are the last thing I need on my mind.

The flip side of this is that I work in the restaurant industry… and EVERY night since I made my decision the restaurant has been full to overflowing with really cute girls (or perhaps my mind is playing tricks on me because I'm trying to behave myself… MOTHERFUCKER!!!)
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megan_rose at 6:21PM, June 26, 2009
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It's actually not a bad idea. I've gotten some of my best bursts of creativity from periods of self-imposed celibacy. (Non-self-imposed celibacy doesn't work so good.)
A year sounds a bit extreme, but hey, if that's the goal you've set for yourself, I wish you luck! May the muses be with you.
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Ryan_Scott at 6:43PM, June 26, 2009
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Yeah it's a pretty lofty goal… ok that really makes me sound like an arrogant arsehole… It's really just a way of stopping myself from chasing anything.

Anybody who can break my vow will have to be pretty damn awesome indeed.
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ozoneocean at 12:37AM, June 27, 2009
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Yeah it's a pretty lofty goal…
Shouldn't be a problem man! just get Sanatariaum to put some more of their special mojo in the Marmite. ;)
 
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subcultured at 1:34AM, June 27, 2009
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i tried to go for a week and i failed…
LOL

i blame the vodka, cause after closing time i went directly to a girl's house.

i woke up hungover and im like.
shit. im weak.

so im gonna try celibacy and not drinking for a week.
J
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Hyena H_ll at 4:00AM, June 27, 2009
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so im gonna try celibacy and not drinking for a week.
Ooooh, yeah. Liquor and questionable decisions are directly correlated for me.
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tea_green at 7:44PM, June 27, 2009
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I went celibate and I'm plesaed with the results…I'm certainly not anymore but yeah. The experience help me learn a bit more about myself and what not.

After escaping a terrible relationship I decided to go celibate becuase I was all bitter. I wanted to get over it and mature. I went on dates and from time to time there would be that awkward moment because I had imposed on myself that I wouldn't even kiss a guy on the lips until I knew a decent chunk about him. After about a month-and-a half, it was natrual. I took matters into my own hands, so to speak, but other than that I had no interest in men (…a fact that seemed to drive my conservative mom, bonkers.).

Things went well until I hit the two-month mark. Suddenly, I had sex on the brain all the time. I had to find an outlet for it and I did…I drew porn. Not good porn but meh. Then I was fine. After two years, I decided to get back on the saddle and now I'm in a mature, commited relationship so I say that as long as you do what's right for you, celibacy can be great…or not. Whatever.
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istaerlus at 8:21PM, June 28, 2009
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Things went well until I hit the two-month mark. Suddenly, I had sex on the brain all the time. I had to find an outlet for it and I did…I drew porn. Not good porn but meh. Then I was fine.

I've found drawing porn really is the answer to everything.
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Ryan_Scott at 2:30AM, June 30, 2009
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Drawing porn isn't an option for me… I have a 4 year old daughter who loves to scrutinise my work every time I put pen to paper…
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charlie_everyone at 3:12PM, June 30, 2009
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Celibacy. Hmm. No I don't think I would last the week.

I'm really not too sure about the whole “committed relationship thing” either. Chemistry is certainly all well and good. I mean, if you can stomach someone else that has control over your a large chunk of your life and feelings. It's a very romanticized idea and I can see the allure. In the end though, I think being around one person for too long just makes everybody miserable. No strings attached random encounters just kind of work for me I guess. I mean, hell, I got laid once after being picked up walking out of a barns and noble. I should make a comic about that. I think I will.

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Ryan_Scott at 6:26PM, July 4, 2009
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No strings one off encounters may be all well and good for some… but quite frankly in my experience the sex just isn't as damn good as it is with one person who you really connect with.
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Ryan_Scott at 7:50AM, July 5, 2009
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Ok Mr Moderator guy… you may as well lock this down or delete it or something!

I didn't even make it to 3 weeks.
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ozoneocean at 9:25AM, July 5, 2009
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Pathetic… -_-
If you'd just been using the Marmite the right way.
 
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