He blinked a few times and watched the demons pick up Dan and head off.




………W00t!…..wait that means…..WE MUST KILL HIM FOR THE REWARD!!!!!

Demon Representative: But there hasn't been a reward set for him yet!

He looked up at the demon.

Hey…..your ugly…..very ugly….you need like a paper bag or a mask to cover up you repulsive uglyness…..Say im a mask in need of covering up someones face…Wanna wear me?

Mutation 4 finally stopped nearby town. He then popped the Demon Prime Minister in his mouth. Then a man approached 4.

You, sir… thing… whatever you are, have slain the Demon King! We are eternally grateful! Screw that money reward, we want you to be the mayor of our town! Do whatever you want with us– AAAAAAAH!

Mutation 4 ate the man, and soon a crowd of food–er, people appeared, cheering.

The hero mayor is a cannibal! We shall be cannibals as well! Hurray!

Mutation 4 was rather confused when the townspeople proceeded to eat eachother.

Comicmasta
He looked up at the demon.

Hey…..your ugly…..very ugly….you need like a paper bag or a mask to cover up you repulsive uglyness…..Say im a mask in need of covering up someones face…Wanna wear me?

Demon Representative: But I am wearing a mask… and this has been glued, duct taped, planted, and drilled into my face. I tell ya, my parents are such overprotective bitches.

…Or my face was too ugly for them to bear.

Dan

Comicmasta
He looked up at the demon.

Hey…..your ugly…..very ugly….you need like a paper bag or a mask to cover up you repulsive uglyness…..Say im a mask in need of covering up someones face…Wanna wear me?

Demon Representative: But I am wearing a mask… and this has been glued, duct taped, planted, and drilled into my face. I tell ya, my parents are such overprotective bitches.

…Or my face was too ugly for them to bear.

God dammit….. wheres a little kid who doesnt have a costume for halloween when you need one.

Mike looks at CPKM, takes him off of the corpse, and jams him onto some random person who was alive.

there. you happy now?

He streched his arms and yawned.

Yeah pretty much….Damn someone else killed the demon king, that means no reward.

Demon Representative: Reward for a runaway president!
Dan: Shut up, damn it!
Demon Representative: Bring him back dead or alive!
Demons: You want our president dead?
Demon Representative: Oh, sorry! I meant alive. No reward if he's dead. Kinda got carried away here.

Mutation 4 likes eating eh? *puts some wireless C4 x 81 In a hollow bunny with rabbit blood all over it and hides behind a tree with the detonator* this is going to be fun…

CPKM started sneaking up behind Mutation 4.
Shh be vewy vewy quiet…Im hunting demons.

I kept floating from the pursuers. As soon as my presidency began, the demons began to complain about this, complain about that, and drive my mind crazy. Guess being a Demon King/Prime Minister wasn't an easy job after all.

Wait, I have weapons! I can soooo kick their asses with my bazooka!

-10 seconda later-

Dan: You sons of bitches! How dare you bring an Apache helicopter! Isn't that a bit too much?!
Demon #1: Actually, he's not part of us! He wants to claim the reward!
Dan: You son of a bitch!

Alas, it's a cave! Oh Lord, if you can hear me, please save this poor soul!

(Could be Mutation 4's cave, or just a cave)

-Meanwhile, at heaven-

Lord: Hey King, did you just hear something?
King: Lord, you hear everything. -Tap!- Checkmate.
Lord: Ooh, can you really afford to take out the King? The King who has the same name as yours?
King: My name's King. That's called The King.
Lord: Damn!

I immediately recognized that face.

Dan: What the hell-!

I could hear the immense roar and the figure getting larger incredibly fast. I ducked and the zombie misses me by an inch, jumping right into the crowd of pursuers. I turned around and I could see mercenaries/demons flying in all directions. Then there appeared an Apache helicopter at the mouth of a cave, with its Hellfire Missiles locked onto me. Hey, missiles can't lock onto people!

Apache Pilot: The reward is mine! Hahaha! *Fires a missile*
Apache Copilot: You know that we need him back alive to claim the reward, right?
Apache Pilot: …SHIT.

(Me no care. My NPCs can all die for all I care.)

Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!

Missile I take a breather.

Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!
Missile: FWOOOOOSH!
Dan: AHHHHHH!

The Missile fails and falls to the ground, scratching the surface past me and further into the cave.

Dan: …I li-

KA-BLAM!

CPKM saw the explosion from far off, he stood still blinking a few times.

…..Wait……..i think i was suppose to do somthing but i dont know what.

A demon king wanted poster smacked him right in the face. He pulled it off and threw it away.

God damn trash!

Mike remembered something.

WE NEED TO GET THAT DEMON…whatever he is now… he said.

Mike grabs CPKM and his posessed body and begins to fly toward the source of the explosion, thinking that the Demon King/Prime Minister/President/whatever was there.

damn it Destroyes the bomb and pulls out a Nuke. ill just bomb this monster! muhahahahaha…. man i got the munchies!

Haha thets go nab us a cash reward…….oh wait im just in it for the sport……Lets go nap you a cash reward!

Damn. it's defective. oh well. Goes and pulls out a bottle of Grey goose vodka and starts to drink.

Faceless then implodes at the very same moment he explodes for no reason.