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Nerdy Gay Loving Lithuanian
milk assassin at 5:19PM, Oct. 11, 2009
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ME:
My name is Masha, and my English is not very good, um…sry.. im 16 years old and my birthday is September 26, and Im a Libra (I think, Im not good with signs). I draw gay comics :/ and i love Silent Hill and anything with blood, like Saw movies. Ive ben lurking this site for a year now, but signed up just today! like the nerd i am. Im not good at taking compliments, but I like getting them (i never know how to reply). People say i think too much, harharhar.

I speak Lithuanian, German, Russian, and very poor English. Im straight, and im sngle bcuz nobody wants to date the girl with the Kanye West glasses and spiky hair ;n;


MY COMIC:
I hve a comic, Boy Lessons, about a model/actor/everyothercliche teacher who teches 5 homo boys, with a bunch of other dmb people. This is how they look, i guess:






IT HAS MONSTERS AND SEX lol

//i know i did this wrong, i always do
secure your milk

BOY LESSONS-Learn how to be awesome in the way of gay, grasshopper.
Contains monsters, gay boys, and porn.


last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
Custard Trout at 5:32PM, Oct. 11, 2009
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How do you assassinate milk? Do you just leave it out in direct sunlight for a while or are there more advanced methods?

milk assassin
Im not good at taking compliments,

That's ok, I'm not going to be giving you any.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:02PM
milk assassin at 5:39PM, Oct. 11, 2009
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Custard Trout
How do you assassinate milk? Do you just leave it out in direct sunlight for a while or are there more advanced methods?

milk assassin
Im not good at taking compliments,

That's ok, I'm not going to be giving you any.
drink it.

and thank you.
secure your milk

BOY LESSONS-Learn how to be awesome in the way of gay, grasshopper.
Contains monsters, gay boys, and porn.


last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
Kurayami at 6:42PM, Oct. 11, 2009
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So far Gloomy bear and Herz are lookin very promising to me =u=

and dayum alex is just the SHIAT >:///D!@
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
milk assassin at 9:35AM, Oct. 12, 2009
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YOU WILL HATE THEM ALL >:U
secure your milk

BOY LESSONS-Learn how to be awesome in the way of gay, grasshopper.
Contains monsters, gay boys, and porn.


last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
Custard Trout at 11:38AM, Oct. 12, 2009
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milk assassin
YOU WILL HATE THEM ALL >:U

CORRECT.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:02PM
milk assassin at 2:06PM, Oct. 12, 2009
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You make me laugh C:
secure your milk

BOY LESSONS-Learn how to be awesome in the way of gay, grasshopper.
Contains monsters, gay boys, and porn.


last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
GracehFaceh at 6:07PM, Oct. 12, 2009
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Well there's a newspaper ad if I've ever seen one. Welcome to DD! :)
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Dark Clown at 7:22AM, Oct. 13, 2009
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Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:07PM
milk assassin at 5:52PM, Oct. 13, 2009
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GracehFaceh
Well there's a newspaper ad if I've ever seen one. Welcome to DD! :)
thank u ^^
secure your milk

BOY LESSONS-Learn how to be awesome in the way of gay, grasshopper.
Contains monsters, gay boys, and porn.


last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
Larry at 12:05AM, Oct. 17, 2009
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Saw your stuff on Smack Jeeves. Enjoy the Duck!
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