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BloodTh at 9:45PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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GODAMMIT CUT ME DOWN! MY BALLS HURT LIKE HELL! RAGE, I'LL KILL YOU FOR HANGING ME UP HERE!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Rage Nakasa at 9:51PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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I'm the one who put lance there.
No I did.
Want to fight about it?
Yea!

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 9:53PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Uh, hey guys, one of you has to cut lance down!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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IamDave at 9:55PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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The voices in my head have guns.

Big deal, so do mine.

Bigger guns.

Nuh-uh!

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Rage Nakasa at 9:57PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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I am megamen. TOOOOT!

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 9:58PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Great, now they're fighting over who hung Lance up by his balls!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Rage Nakasa at 10:00PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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That is mine!
No mine!

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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BloodTh at 10:04PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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ok, my balls are oficially broken!

(sorry ran outta ball jokes!)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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IamDave at 10:04PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Red: Hi, Black!
Black: Hi, Red! how are you today?
Red: I'm feeling great! How about you?
Black: I'm great as well!
Red: Wanna play go fish?
Black: Sure!
Soldier: WHEN DO WE *(#@)$*#_@ GET TO FIGHT?!?!
Red: Oooh, -someone's- a grumpy gus today.

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 10:06PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Am I flipping you off or waving at you?

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 10:08PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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Hi, I'm Shingen. Did you notice my hair? Good.

Seriously, did you notice it?

I don't think you noticed it.

Ok, take a good look…good.

One more, for good measure.

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 10:26PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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What the bloody hell am I?

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 10:38PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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My eyes have a slant to them that suggests that I AM ONE THREE THREE SEVEN!

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Zeph at 7:21AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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Erm. Oops. FEAR MY PIPE!

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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IamDave at 9:27AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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I actually have a rare hormone disorder, that's why I have 90-year-old hair…

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Zeph at 9:38AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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I have a hat. You don't. Ha

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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IamDave at 1:09PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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“Doctor, I gotz a chronic nosebleed.”
“But you don't have a nose!”
“Your point being?”

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Zeph at 1:25PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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This Scarf makes me magic

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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ComicMakerEX at 7:17PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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“Why is there a random girl in a bikini winking at us?”
“SHE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!” *rushes over to the girl*

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Rage Nakasa at 8:03PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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Why. ow! Won't. ow! You. ow! Stop?! ow!

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Zeph at 8:09PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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Stab. YA Stab. DAMN IT DON'T BLOCK ME YOU FOOL!

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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IamDave at 8:38PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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GODDAMNIT BLINK LEFT EYE!!!!1111

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Rage Nakasa at 8:49PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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I am a Constable. and Megaman.
No i didn't travle back in time.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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IamDave at 8:59PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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We're back, this is upside-down man bringing you the latest on the Rage/Shadow Nakasa gladiatorial match. I'd have to say the crowd is on the edge of their seats–check that, there's only one person in the crowd. Shadow Nakasa strikes–Rage parries. Shadow strikes, and Rage does it again. This seems to be a repetitive match, and I can tell that you viewers want your money's worth. Can Rage do it this year? He seems to be on the defensive today…

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Zeph at 9:08PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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The Scarf makes teh man

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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Rage Nakasa at 9:16PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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I wink for you.

(IamDave. That was a alwsome post.)

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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Zeph at 9:28PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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“I am the GUy with 2 swords you killed my father prepare to die”
“DUDE I'M NOT THE FIVE FINGERED MAN!”
“SHIT!”

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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IamDave at 9:53PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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Tryin' to get my 40 winks…

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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Zeph at 11:25PM, Sept. 29, 2007

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with my robot policeforce I will hit you.

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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ShinGen at 3:31AM, Oct. 1, 2007

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In the words of Peter Griffin.

“There's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate it.”

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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