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News Report: U.S. has Bomb that Turns Men Gay
kyupol at 8:58PM, April 24, 2008
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lol! I couldnt believe this. This is really batshit insane!!!
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Frostflowers at 1:36AM, April 25, 2008
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This? Is ancient. I remember laughing at it some time last year, if not longer ago.

It is, at the same time, hilarious and slightly offensive. Homosexuality makes you unable to successfully carry out your duties as a soldier? Shyeah, right. They'd have more success if they dropped a chemical bomb that made enemy soldiers laugh uncontrollably.
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Fluffy Snot Monster at 1:50AM, April 25, 2008
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That is disgusting. The people behind the idea obviously have no idea about gay people beyond the effeminate stereotypes that are unfortunately prevalent throughout society.

I can honestly not see why gay soldiers are less effective than straight soldiers. Or, for that matter, bisexual ones, too.
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Product Placement at 2:53AM, April 25, 2008
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They'd have more success if they dropped a chemical bomb that made enemy soldiers laugh uncontrollably.

I think this was the bomb.
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 5:07AM, April 25, 2008
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There are soldiers who aren't gay?
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bluebot092 at 6:37AM, April 25, 2008
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well if they can make people ay then why cant they make ppl stragith? and plus why dotn they use htier science to do better stuff like a bomb to make you sleep for a long time
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spiritmonkey at 8:27AM, April 25, 2008
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or perhaps a spell check bomb?
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freefall_drift at 8:58AM, April 25, 2008
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They'd have more success if they dropped a chemical bomb that made enemy soldiers laugh uncontrollably.

That would be the Monty Python's Killer Joke. The joke that was so funny, it would cause people to die laughing.
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freefall_drift at 9:00AM, April 25, 2008
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Can I get that chemical as an aftershave? There are several people I'd like to have find me irresistible!
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HippieVan at 10:09AM, April 25, 2008
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That's offensive and ridiculous but at least they're trying to come up with non-lethal alternatives…I guess…but seriously, whoever came up with that idea must have been completely wasted at the time.
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Walrus at 5:26PM, April 25, 2008
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There are soldiers who aren't gay?

Well, people like to think that sometimes…
 
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Kohdok at 5:49PM, April 25, 2008
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Actually, there was an army of all gay men in ancient roman times (I think). It was considered the most fearsome armies in the world, as the men would fight to impress the other men on the battlefield.

So a bomb like this would backfire, really.
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kyupol at 7:08PM, April 25, 2008
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Can I get that chemical as an aftershave? There are several people I'd like to have find me irresistible!

I'm not normally gay except when I look at that guy in the mirror. I just feel so gay whenever I look at him naked. Yes. That man in the mirror. lol!
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ozoneocean at 11:54PM, April 25, 2008
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From what I've read the whole thing (and a few other ideas), were never much more than a brainstorming thing… Just silly proposals. They tend to come up with a lot of crazy ideas in those in hopes of finding something good. I think this goes back to the 60's.
 
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spiritmonkey at 9:26AM, April 26, 2008
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That is disgusting. The people behind the idea obviously have no idea about gay people beyond the effeminate stereotypes that are unfortunately prevalent throughout society.

I can honestly not see why gay soldiers are less effective than straight soldiers. Or, for that matter, bisexual ones, too.

I don't think the idea behind it was that gays are incapable of fighting. I think it was more that they would become irresistibly attractive to each other and would be incapacitated because they were… Being very friendly with each other.
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ozoneocean at 10:08AM, April 26, 2008
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Orientation change AND aphrodisiacs?
Tall order lol!
 
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crocty at 10:24AM, April 26, 2008
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I'm not normally gay except when I look at that guy in the mirror. I just feel so gay whenever I look at him naked. Yes. That man in the mirror. lol!
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therealtj at 10:48AM, April 26, 2008
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Well, by bombing a whole country with it, they wouldn't want to reproduce with woman, meaning the country's population is screwed…

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Skullbie at 10:57AM, April 26, 2008
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Well, by bombing a whole country with it, they wouldn't want to reproduce with woman, meaning the country's population is screwed…
Artificial insemination…
I also read a few articles about a breakthrough that allowed a womens egg to be turned into sperm to impregnate another woman.
But that might be wishful thinking. lol!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/04/13/nsperm13.xml
 
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mishi_hime at 11:02AM, April 26, 2008
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I have heard this story before. its not new………….
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Kohdok at 11:42AM, April 27, 2008
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I also read a few articles about a breakthrough that allowed a womens egg to be turned into sperm to impregnate another woman.
But that might be wishful thinking. lol!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/04/13/nsperm13.xml

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spiritmonkey at 12:11PM, April 27, 2008
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Orientation change AND aphrodisiacs?
Tall order lol!

I think the point might just have been for it to have a really powerful aphrodesiac effect so they'd just try it with anything that moved.
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