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Chernobog at 9:34AM, Jan. 19, 2010
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Interesting story regarding this: I was once a rubber nipple salesman.
I went door to door with my sidekick in an effort to corner the market by going straight to the consumer. Unfortunately, we had some weird customers. One guy beat me mercilessly with a shovel, mistaking me for a circus midget, while another thought I was from the FBI. I just wanted to sell nipples! Remember, they make great finger gloves for when you have to touch filthy and repulsive things to say nothing of their ability to protect your eyes from UV rays.

I think it went something like this.

http://www.gamespot.com/users/fatboyvinnie/video_player?id=cHE1kDv-5bsMvzDa
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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ozoneocean at 10:02AM, Jan. 19, 2010
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I never liked Ren and Stimpy. :(
BffSatan
I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.
That's so gross for some reason.

And so borderline.
 
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usedbooks at 11:27AM, Jan. 19, 2010
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Bras reduce painful bouncing and backache. I like bras. I don't like that women feel they must wear wear them just to have the body shape that society wants them to.

This topic just reminded me of my amusement as a child receiving a 12 inch Han Solo doll (or action figure, whatever). I was amused that he had nipples. None of Barbie's friends or beaus ever did.
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patrickdevine at 12:18PM, Jan. 19, 2010
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Nipples… That's a silly word, “nipples.”
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Scribe_Drizz at 4:31PM, Jan. 19, 2010
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BffSatan
I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

This might be porn.


I find the juxtaposition of your post and your sig to be hilarious.

*two nips up*
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LOOKIS at 6:40PM, Jan. 19, 2010
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BffSatan
I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

That's Olympus Mons on Mars. The reddish color is because of large amounts of iron oxide in the Martian soil.
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ozoneocean at 9:09PM, Jan. 19, 2010
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Venus Mons has nicer views :)
 
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PIT_FACE at 8:13PM, Jan. 20, 2010
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there actual usage is to test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general…
(^U^)

and cut glass afterwards.
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ozoneocean at 5:22AM, Jan. 21, 2010
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and cut glass afterwards.
Cold nips chafe :(
 
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Pineapple at 9:27PM, Jan. 26, 2010
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I heard somewhere that if a man gets malnourished he’ll start lactating. Something about producing certain hormones.
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same at 11:45AM, Jan. 28, 2010
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Imagine you had nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples. That would be a completely different situation right there.


































































Also boobies.
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Sea_Cow at 5:45PM, Jan. 28, 2010
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Nipples are why I don't believe in God.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Vagabond at 4:00PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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My nipples hurt after I run. Apparently I'm supposed to cover them with band-aids when I run a marathon.

Goddammit nipples, quit making me do really weird stuff.
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GracehFaceh at 7:09PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the “nipples” topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.
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kyupol at 7:27PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the “nipples” topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

lol!

NOW UPDATING!!!
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therealtj at 7:30PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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Sea_Cow
Nipples are why I don't believe in God.
How odd. Nipples are the precise reason I do believe in God.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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LOOKIS at 8:08PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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Nipples are why I believe in evolution. The first mammals crawled out of the ocean on their nipples. That's why fish have no nipples.
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GracehFaceh at 8:19PM, Jan. 29, 2010
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Sea_Cow
Nipples are why I don't believe in God.
How odd. Nipples are the precise reason I do believe in God.

To hell with sunsets, these puppies are all the proof I need.

Kyupol
There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

Yay, an educational moment! *The more you know*
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kafine at 7:32AM, Feb. 22, 2010
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Always wear a padded bra on a cold day.

same
Imagine you had nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples. That would be a completely different situation right there.

Have you seen Magritte's painting The Rape?
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lba at 9:07AM, Feb. 22, 2010
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kyupol
GracehFaceh
You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the “nipples” topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

lol!



This is a bright new day for me. It's the first time I've laughed at something kyupol posted without going “wtf is he talking about?”

Also, nipples are just the peak of an amazing thing. Unless they're on Madonna. I swear, that woman could kill a person without the pointy cone bra.
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lastcall at 5:03PM, Feb. 22, 2010
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Thoughts on nipples?

I'd be happier without my boobs period. Anyone want them? Must like having two heavy bowling balls attached to your chest.
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ozoneocean at 6:16PM, Feb. 22, 2010
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ozoneocean
Thoughts on nipples?
I'd be happier without my boobs period. Anyone want them? Must like having two heavy bowling balls attached to your chest.
Disembodied boobs would be no fun though!
I'm glad I don't have any. But they are aesthetically appealing in the right environment. :)

I think most of the problem here is that nipples are always better on other people.
 
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The Gravekeeper at 8:01PM, March 1, 2010
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Okay, we all know that nipples are very sensitive and that having something coarse rubbing on them is unpleasant at best.

Now consider chainmal bras in fantasy. I get the sex appeal, but there's never any indication that these ladies are wearing any sort of padding underneath their bizarre choice of “armour”, so I can't help but cringe at the thought that their nipples must be getting pinched and chaffed by heavy metal rings. You'd think that the sight of heavily chaffed, blistered or calloused nipples would be a major turn off.
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Pineapple at 2:33AM, March 3, 2010
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Australia didnt like this. It got banned. But funny as hell.

NIPPLES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE9wNkE820w
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ozoneocean at 2:57AM, March 3, 2010
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Awwww… I want finger penis nipples… :(
 
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mechanical_lullaby at 7:41PM, March 10, 2010
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ&feature=fvst

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Faliat at 4:07AM, March 11, 2010
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ozoneocean
Awwww… I want finger penis nipples… :(
You also wanna run them along railings?

Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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warefish at 4:50AM, March 11, 2010
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Pineapple
Yeah I remember that one.Australia is getting too soft. First there was the restriction of R rated games, and now they're censoring the bleeding internet!

mechanical_lullaby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ&feature=fvst
HAHA! I love those guys. My favourite one is the Ass Bandit gag.

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Cheesecake for Every at 8:00PM, March 27, 2010
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Really? Wouldn't there be a danger of falling in? I always use my elbow.
WOW! i never thought to use my elbow,i usually just stick my wrist in
I think they meant when you're in water…they usually perk up (it's weird and slightly uncomfortable)
ANYWAY Nipples…in middle school mine were basketball magnets (ouch)
usedbooks
Bras reduce painful bouncing and backache. I like bras. I don't like that women feel they must wear wear them just to have the body shape that society wants them to.
I don't think anyone realises that boobs are really fat with mammary glands in the middle,they're naturally saggy but the media wants us to push them up in attempts to make them looks perky
Bras also give you a layer of protection…from basketballs and other girls in change rooms
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DrLuck at 11:09PM, March 27, 2010
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I really don't like pierced nipples. Whenever I see one, I imagine the ring being yanked out and tearing the nipple and it makes me feel icky.
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