Salutations,

I am Shadow The Unborn. I say Unborn, because I have drive but no ability, or very little ability.

I feel more like I am not of this world, nor part of it cause I'm like that odd puzzle-piece that just doesn't go anywhere. That's a feeling that perplexes me to no end, a conundrum, a quandary, a paradox that which has no seemingly visible end.

But enough of my senseless, pseudo-philosophical drowning.

How did I find my way here?
A link from Smack Jeeves referenced this community. So I got curious and looked around.

What are the tool of my trade?
Photoshop (CS2)

What do you forge with those tools?
Sprite comics (Wait for scorn)

Do you make your own sprites?
No, I suck at it too much…:(

Are you another one of those that like to torment Sonic?
I rarely use him. I mostly use Amy Rose.

I suppose you use her as some unwitting bimbo/slut/whore?
GODDESS NO! We got too many people that do that already (mostly guys)!

Your not going to make any Random ass trash are you?
NO, I actually use the seldom seen plot.

Well, I'm tired of talking about myself, time to start hearing from the comunity at large.

Welcome!

We don't have too many sprite-haters around here. And I haven't seen the few we do have for a while now, so it should be fine. :)

Also:

[quote=In the next few hours,
Crazyninny will have]WORSHIP MEEEEHHH!!!



Pre-emptive angry face.

Worship you? I worship an anthro Dragon Goddess with a rack that won't quit! :D

Shadow The Unborn
Worship you? I worship an anthro Dragon Goddess with a rack that won't quit! :D

Second best deity ever! (Right after FSM)

Also, I put that in a quote, because Crazyninny is going to say it. Just wait. It'll happen. And when they do, I already have my angry-face response up.

Second best? BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow The Unborn
Second best? BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!

The FSM taught me that it's ok for people to worship other deities. He's cool like that.

I'm just messing with you. Dragon Goddess is fond of her followers to have a sense of humor.

Welcome! Glad you're here from Smack Jeeves; we have better carpeting, and a working drinks machine. Which reminds me, never drink the cola.

Actually there are a lot of people here who hate sprite comics, so watch yourself. I'm not one of them and I welcome you with open arms. Okay, okay now get the hell away from me, I don't know you that well yet!

Oh, before I forget, you got any pictures of that Dragon Goddess? I might be willing to convert if you did…

A rack that won't quit? It's must be difficult for her to do everyday things like change clothes or cook…plus I bet she hasn't seen her feet for years. Ah well. It's a small price to pay for being a goddess, perhaps?
Anyway, welcome - I don't know who Amy Rose is, but good luck with not making her a skank.

I don't like you.

Custard Trout
I don't like you.

You don't even KNOW me yet…

Shadow The Unborn

Custard Trout
I don't like you.

You don't even KNOW me yet…

I've read enough to know I don't like you.

Righto; ignore the codiment fish, and welcome!

To the right is the box of complementary potatoes.