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Official Top Drawer News. (by the Administration)
ozoneocean at 5:26PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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Official Top Drawer News. (by the Administration)

The main news:

Nothing happened.

All stories regarding Tater Kain, Jesus, and Lukee are hoaxes invented by our enemies to destabilise our glorious nation of Top Drawiar!
These characters do not exist, they are myths! Clouds in your coffee!

This just in:
Glarg and Mutation_4 have been declared enemies of the sate. They should be hunted down and killed like the alien dogs they are.

In other news:
All in Top Drawiar are happy! Our glorious nation continues to prosper. We are pleased to announce that Top Drawiar's postcount has exceeded that of any other forum!

Much love is shown by the people of Top Drawiar for their generous, fair and benevolent leaders: Terminal and Ozoneocean.

The people of Top Drawiar are required to attend a mandatory demonstration in Top Drawier's “Freedom Square” so that they may publicly demonstrate their love for their wonderful leaders.

That is all.
 
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Terminal at 5:32PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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Hey, HEY, Hey, YOU! With the green shirt, take that off an wear the standard “freedom shirts” we provided. It is mandatory.
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Mega Josh at 7:35PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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But I don't wanna!
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Red Slayer at 8:52PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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I shall not be silenced!
Viva la revolucion!
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KomradeDave at 8:55PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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All hail dear leaders!
Handshakes and mustaches are the only ways to know how much you can truly trust a man.
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Rich at 9:01PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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YAY! COMMUNISM!

Come all comrades! The forum needs you!
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BigFishComic at 9:04PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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I don't know about this…this sounds an awful lot like 1984.
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Terminal at 9:05PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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BigFishComic
I don't know about this…this sounds an awful lot like 1984.

Please send all your complains to the Office of Praise.
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KomradeDave at 9:06PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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BigFishComic
I don't know about this…this sounds an awful lot like 1984.
I know, isn't it great? War is peace, hate is love, all our problems are solved!
Handshakes and mustaches are the only ways to know how much you can truly trust a man.
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lukee at 9:54PM, Nov. 15, 2006
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i'm real
–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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ozoneocean at 5:11AM, Nov. 16, 2006
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lukee
i'm real
LIES!
You will be sent to the re-education camp citizen.

You will learn

News Broadcast!

Mega Josh Has been declared an offical state enemy. Anyone seen consorting with this criminal will be sent to re-education.

We regret to anounce that Red Slayer has unfortunately lost his mind and gone insane. This saddens us greatly. He will be sent to re-education.

Any citizen of Top Drawiar who fails to show enough love and support for their kind and benevolent leaders will be sent to re-education.

Hence forth all posts by citizens of Top Drawiar may be subject to Offical Oversight so that they may be 'Improved" to better express appropriate glorious devotion.

That is all.
 
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Mega Josh at 6:47AM, Nov. 16, 2006
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I love Top Drawiar.
I love our glorious leaders.
Terminal and Ozoneocean are like gods to me.

-This post has been modified in accordance with the Offical Oversight Directive.
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ozoneocean at 7:12AM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Mega Josh
I love Top Drawiar.
I love our glorious leaders.
Terminal and Ozoneocean are like gods to me.

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We are so glad that Citizen Mega Josh has renounced his anti-freedom activities.

All hail Glorious nation Top Drawiar!

That is all.
 
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ozoneocean at 9:18AM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Latest news:

There is no news.
All is peacful and Freedom reigns.

Long live Freedom!

That is all.
 
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Glarg at 12:42PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Just this in, All spammers, Parinormal Investigators, Aliens, and Earth Monkeys of all kind, THE BOANITIAN FLEET HAS ARRIVED AT EARTH! we will be accepting you with us.

(ASLO WHY THE HELL AM I AN ENEMY?)
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Mega Josh at 3:08PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Mega Josh
I love Top Drawiar.
I love our glorious leaders.
Terminal and Ozoneocean are like gods to me.

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IT IS TRUE I LOVE OUR TOP DRAWIAR. ALL HAIL TERMINAL AND OZONEOCEAN!
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Mutation_4 at 4:02PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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ozoneocean
This just in:
Glarg and Mutation_4 have been declared enemies of the sate. They should be hunted down and killed like the alien dogs they are.
Mutation 4 not like this! Me not alien! Mutation 4 made in Bottom Drawer by Utopian crazed group called The Society! Mutation 4 one of ten mutants made zombies! Me stronger and smarter than other mutations, so Mutation 4 eat them!

Blah, blah, blah… I am an enemy of Freedom… blah, blah, blah…

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:42PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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You totally got inspiration from me. Power to OTDN!

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This new government sucks.

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Glarg at 4:44PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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ATTENTION! THE FLEET HAS FINALLY LANDED, CLICK MY SIG TO ENTER THE SPACESHIPS FOR YOUR SAFETY!

I Glarg declare that I LOVE Freedom.

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ozoneocean at 5:01PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Official News Bulletin

Everything is at peace, the citizens of Top Drawiar are happy and prosperous!

However, the enemies of Freedom are gaining ground, attempting to undermine Our Glorious Nation!
Your glorious leaders request your aid in reporting on and victimising dissenters and Enemies of Freedom.
Spy for your Glorious Nation!
You will be rewarded with positions of power and influence!

All Hail Top Drawiar! All hail Our Glorious Nation!

That is all.
 
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Terminal at 5:07PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Official News Bulletin

The Office of Praise, the Office of Freedom, and Freedom Square have just opened for all your freedom needs, as required to by law. Your are required to go there and show praise and love to your glorious officials, and the glorious nation of the Drawer.
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lukee at 10:17PM, Nov. 16, 2006
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Official News Bulletin

The Government is pleased to announce that I, Lukee “Freedom” Freedomberg, will be serving as the new government's Freedom President! All hail the Drawer!

DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES. ANTI-FREEDOMISTS UNITE
–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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Atom Apple at 7:16PM, Nov. 19, 2006
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Yeah… so how do I leave, I'm getting tired of random aliens trying to probe me.
i will also like to know you the more
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doomscorpion1992 at 1:21PM, Nov. 20, 2006
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I'm being the fence-sitter here and I don't want to be aligned to either the Freedomists or the Anti-Freedomists. It's my choice and if you don't like it, put your head down my toilet after i've been for a sh*t, much worse than kissing my ass! in other words, I'm being neuteral, write that down: neuteral
1|= U (4|| R33|) 7|-|15, U ||33|) 70 G37 4 L1|=3
DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.
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Glarg at 1:33PM, Nov. 20, 2006
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Atom Apple
Yeah… so how do I leave, I'm getting tired of random aliens trying to probe me.
SOMEONE SAY PROBE!?!?!
**turns on probe machine and it vibrates**
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