Why Helloo little boys and girls, I am back and working steadily on my creation of doomed failure again, the wonderful, majestic, pink pony riding http://www.drunkduck.com/Throat_Lump/again and demand readership! Actually, it should be obvious that I quite frankly don't give a damn about readership considering I've worked on this blaster thing for 6 years and only have 14 pages, that's less than three pages a year. But I'm trying a new method of incentives for myself and that is that I can only eat when I finish a page, it seems to be working. Minus the fact that I'm half dead from starvation, but never fear, my deluded cumquats, I shall persevere!

Welcome back! :D

You're making ozone look productive.