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OMG! Best topic EVA!!11!!
Pineapple at 7:57PM, Sept. 26, 2009
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Has there ever been a topic that has made you want to scratch your own eyes out? Sometimes the idea behind the topic was bad or the content itself just made you bleed internally.

For example, back in my early forum posting days, I made a topic called, “What makes you poo?”, it kind of explains itself. It was actually really popular at the time, but it was in a Pokemon forum, so it kind of makes sense. I still look back and think, ugh, I'm an idiot. Or even, someone made a topic here about finding things in your faeces. That got banned pretty quick.

Or, instead of the topic just being plain ol' dumb, the content could be so bad, part of you regrets reading it (I'm looking at you Dimitri).

So have any of you seen some monumentally bad topics and were they popular?
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skoolmunkee at 1:54AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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Since this is one of the only two forums I spend much time on, I don't think I'll be sharing anything here. lol!
  IT'S OLD BATMAN
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Pineapple at 4:05AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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Yeah, I don't expect to get a lot of examples from Drunk Duck, ‘cause that’s just asking for trouble!
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PIT_FACE at 8:16AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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OH WAIT! WAIT!
“The stupidest tompic i've ever seen on DD is this gay ass one called ‘OMG! Best topic EVA!!11!! ’. OMG whatta waste of time!”

aw man what happened? how long was i gone for?
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crocty at 8:52AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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PIT_FACE
OH WAIT! WAIT!
“The stupidest tompic i've ever seen on DD is this gay ass one called ‘OMG! Best topic EVA!!11!! ’. OMG whatta waste of time!”

aw man what happened? how long was i gone for?
You are thinking of Custard, being a dick to complete strangers is only my thing when they're actually being stupid!
Custard does it because he gets off to it.

Hm…Can't think of any really stupid topics that come to mind…But this is pretty much the only forum I go to, so if I say anything then they'll just end up calling me gay or something :(
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
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Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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lefarce at 9:57AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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This topic and every other topic on DD ever made ever unless by me.

~ThE eNd~

 
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Custard Trout at 10:01AM, Sept. 27, 2009
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The worst topic ever? Well, it's cal-

PIT_FACE
OH WAIT! WAIT!
“The stupidest tompic i've ever seen on DD is this gay ass one called ‘OMG! Best topic EVA!!11!! ’. OMG whatta waste of time!”

aw man what happened? how long was i gone for?

Hey! You stole my post!

crocty
You are thinking of Custard, being a dick to complete strangers is only my thing when they're actually being stupid!
Custard does it because he gets off to it.

That is not true. I only get off to it sometimes.

Anyway, the second stupidest topic ever was this one on You say goodbye, I say hello. (CRAYOLA)))))))))> Or something. Imagine the most stereotypical goth ever, then make it a million times worst, and you'll have something close to the guy who made it.

Unfortunately, Sea_Cow went and necro'd it and it got deleted. Shame, because it was the first time I'd bothered someone for no reason and actually had everyone else back me up.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Inkmonkey at 1:45PM, Sept. 27, 2009
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In The Game Room we occasionally get threads started that are just terrible, but since they don't break any rules they end up not being deleted or moved somewhere else. Back when we still had the Top Drawer I sent more than a few threads there, but since getting rid of it the kind of threads that would be sent there normally tend not to pop up as much, which I guess is some kind of proof of the effect it had on the forums as a whole.
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therealtj at 4:21PM, Sept. 27, 2009
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I remember a while back someone posted in Debate/Discussion a topic where he defended beastiality (though he himself claimed to never have taken part in such an action). Then it got sent to Top Drawer, and I was accused of some pretty horibble things. :(

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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ozoneocean at 7:45PM, Sept. 27, 2009
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every other topic on DD ever made ever unless by me.
Honestly, many of yours are pretty stupid.
And about 60% of mine are horrible.
therealtj
I remember a while back someone posted in Debate/Discussion a topic where he defended beastiality (though he himself claimed to never have taken part in such an action).
I thought that was you.
 
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Cthulhu at 9:16PM, Sept. 27, 2009
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I remember a while back someone posted in Debate/Discussion a topic where he defended beastiality (though he himself claimed to never have taken part in such an action).
I remember his argument of “If we milk them, we might as well have sex with them.”

Also, any thread made by me is stupid. There's one plugging my fake comic, one calling out Powerup haters, one about all the banned people in the Top Drawer (Which I conveniently was banned for during some time, leaving quite a nice screenshot) a thread asking about the state of the Top Drawer, and one pointing out that back then, when you googled “Drunk Duck” it tried to fill out “Drunk Duck Craving Control” Hell, that's just the last five threads I've made.

But on a less personal note; in a different forum, I've seen a thread made by some 13 year old mother, calling out everyone for being “dum” while people called her a whore.
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bravo1102 at 7:11AM, Sept. 28, 2009
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The topics themselves are fine, it's every post ever made by that bravo guy I can't stand. ;)

So many other members are so entertaining and informative with their posts they can make the most inane topics facinating. But when that bravo gets on his soapbox I just want to bang his head against the wall and I get such a headache.
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ozoneocean at 1:03PM, Sept. 28, 2009
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I just want to bang his head against the wall and I get such a headache.
Man, you're telling me! lol!

No. We really did have the worst threads in the TD section of the forum. The best examples were by a guy called Thevampire_kain01. Oooooh how we loved that guy. :)
(I can chat about him since he hasn't been around in a year)

Most of them were about his twin loves:
1.Video games featuring his idol "Kain the Vampire", imagining himself to look and act like the title character.
2. And the M61 Vulcan rotary cannon, which he insisted on calling a “minigun” and would persistently fantasise about lifting it one handed and firing it into the air while screaming something or other- often ending posts with some exultant description of his Vampire can self doing just that.

Kain was a special case and a pretty amazing poster.
 
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mr_thin at 4:04PM, Sept. 28, 2009
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I remember his argument of “If we milk them, we might as well have sex with them.”


This sentence just about killed me when I read it. Very funny.

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Inkmonkey at 8:44PM, Sept. 28, 2009
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bravo1102
I just want to bang his head against the wall and I get such a headache.
Man, you're telling me! lol!

No. We really did have the worst threads in the TD section of the forum. The best examples were by a guy called Thevampire_kain01. Oooooh how we loved that guy. :)
(I can chat about him since he hasn't been around in a year)

Most of them were about his twin loves:
1.Video games featuring his idol "Kain the Vampire", imagining himself to look and act like the title character.
2. And the M61 Vulcan rotary cannon, which he insisted on calling a “minigun” and would persistently fantasise about lifting it one handed and firing it into the air while screaming something or other- often ending posts with some exultant description of his Vampire can self doing just that.

Kain was a special case and a pretty amazing poster.

Oh god, I remember that kid. He was the only person on the forums I felt comfortable with just blatantly insulting. I mean, I have a tendency to pick apart Kyupol's insane ramblings, but that kid…
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ozoneocean at 11:41PM, Sept. 28, 2009
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Cthulhu
I remember his argument of “If we milk them, we might as well have sex with them.”
This sentence just about killed me when I read it. Very funny.
Doing that to women is just wrong lol!
Inkmonkey
Oh god, I remember that kid. He was the only person on the forums I felt comfortable with just blatantly insulting. I mean, I have a tendency to pick apart Kyupol's insane ramblings, but that kid…
heh, I preferred a gentle mocking mostly.

I wish he'd stayed as crazy as he was though… He turned into a forum games denizen in the end. -_-
 
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Custard Trout at 12:13AM, Sept. 29, 2009
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What about Zenstru? I can't remember if he was a troll or just annoying. Could be both, I suppose.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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ozoneocean at 12:27AM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Zenstru?
He was a wilful noob -_-
Then he tried to make up for that by trolling. Really naive trolling.

There was nothing entertaining or fun about his antics. For me anyway… I basically had to babysit him in the TD. -_-

He does fit into the “worst” category though. Yeah.
 
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Sea_Cow at 5:43AM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Any given person who discovered TD and went in blind would make about 10-12 threads like that before either lurking moar and eventually becoming a regular or getting the fuck out.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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therealtj at 1:29PM, Sept. 29, 2009
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What about Zenstru? I can't remember if he was a troll or just annoying. Could be both, I suppose.
I LOVE Genstru!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
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Jonko at 5:26PM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Where did all these fun insultable people go!? It makes things so much more interesting to have entertaining people like that!
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Cthulhu at 5:46PM, Sept. 29, 2009
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Where did all these fun insultable people go!? It makes things so much more interesting to have entertaining people like that!
Zenstru went to some anime forum, last I heard. ZeroVX probably killed himself by now. Kain? Heck, I dunno anymore. The bestiality guy still reads this comic where a guy pokes a goat and makes uncomfortable wink emotes. DanTheMan made a new account, came out of the closet, and was scared away once and for all. Everyone else isn't important enough for me to remember/care.

Back on topic, I just saw a thread asking “if a chick has sex with a monkey do u think its bestiality??”
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Custard Trout at 4:35AM, Sept. 30, 2009
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Back on topic, I just saw a thread asking “if a chick has sex with a monkey do u think its bestiality??”

Of course not. Monkey's have four limbs and possess opposable thumbs, therefore are close enough to human for it not to count.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Sea_Cow at 6:12PM, Sept. 30, 2009
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If a chick has sex with a monkey, it could develop the missing link. I recommend she do it.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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bravo1102 at 6:55AM, Oct. 1, 2009
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Sex with a chimpanzee could possibly result in a viable offspring considering how close we are in genetic structure. Though the definition of species means they can't interbreed.

Nah, you just introduce an autoimmune disease into the human population.

Any topic that allows kyupol to spin his conspiracy theories. At first they were entertaining now they're getting worn out. If you're reading this kyupol you're a great guy, but please get a new mantra.

Also anything that allows the Right and Left to line up and fire away at each other. Getting tired and very predictable. Might as well have a generic thread going over the arguments and insults.

Any post that mentions yet again the predictable general faults with epic fantasy. We've all read the rant threads on other boards. (Anti-Shur'tugal and Dog-Eared are recommended)

There's that headache from banging my head against the wall again. Damn that bravo guy. Oh wait; too late. lol!
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elektro at 8:58AM, Oct. 1, 2009
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There was this topic I saw on another forum I frequent where this guy took pictures inside this house that was used by squatters or something. The whole thing was a sty, but that wasn't the worst part. Inside, there was a mountain of Kleenex tissues. I'll give you two hints as to what they were for:

1) The squatters didn't have a monster cold.

2) The place was littered with porno tapes, DVDs, and magazines.

Stupidest thread I ever saw, but also the most epic as well.
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Sea_Cow at 3:41PM, Oct. 1, 2009
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Sex with a chimpanzee could possibly result in a viable offspring considering how close we are in genetic structure. Though the definition of species means they can't interbreed.

Nah, you just introduce an autoimmune disease into the human population.

Any topic that allows kyupol to spin his conspiracy theories. At first they were entertaining now they're getting worn out. If you're reading this kyupol you're a great guy, but please get a new mantra.

Also anything that allows the Right and Left to line up and fire away at each other. Getting tired and very predictable. Might as well have a generic thread going over the arguments and insults.

Any post that mentions yet again the predictable general faults with epic fantasy. We've all read the rant threads on other boards. (Anti-Shur'tugal and Dog-Eared are recommended)

There's that headache from banging my head against the wall again. Damn that bravo guy. Oh wait; too late. lol!

Debate and Discussion is not the place for you. Or maybe it is, if you're a rageoholic.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 1:57PM, Oct. 2, 2009
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whoa this is like, a meta-topic. DEEP
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Hawk at 3:35PM, Oct. 2, 2009
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In The Game Room we occasionally get threads started that are just terrible, but since they don't break any rules they end up not being deleted or moved somewhere else. Back when we still had the Top Drawer I sent more than a few threads there, but since getting rid of it the kind of threads that would be sent there normally tend not to pop up as much, which I guess is some kind of proof of the effect it had on the forums as a whole.

Yeah, I remember that a there were a few people who only stuck around for the TD and the Game Room… like Lord Shplane for instance. These people were a good example of the fact that you can't play in the mud hole without tracking dirt into the rest of the house.

Just yesterday I saw Lord Shplane (same name and avatar) commenting on a video games blog with his same trollish demeanor. It makes me think that most of the people we remember from here end up being the same exact people elsewhere on the web.
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